“Vince Young has been claimed as a victim of poor financial advice, though his financial adviser has sworn under oath that Young took out that loan to pay for a $300,000 birthday party,” the things said. “We will always value the time we spent together, but we simply have to move on. It’s for the best.”
LOS ANGELES — As the L.A. Lakers organization reels in the wake of Kobe Bryant’s catastrophic injury, fans and critics alike have transitioned from basketball to the blame game. Some argue that Bryant’s injury – a ruptured Achilles tendon suffered at the end of a critical win against the Warriors – is the result of natural wear and tear and could happen to…
NEW ORLEANS — The Baltimore Ravens beat out the San Francisco 49ers 34-31 on Sunday to take home their first Super Bowl title in thirteen years. Incredibly, the game also marked the 47th consecutive time the team that had spent the most time in prayer took home the Lombardi Trophy. “The 49ers were great competitors, but we know that preparation, talent, and…
NEW YORK — “I don’t think I can ever forgive him for what he did,” said Bill Souther, a 36-year-old accountant from Queens, NY who once watched some of the ’98 Tour de France. Souther’s condemnation is echoed by millions Americans in the wake of Lance Armstrong’s fall from grace and his taxing Oprah ‘confession.’ The cyclist is now overwhelmingly considered a despicable…
NEW YORK — It’s only been about two months into the Brooklyn Nets era, but their rivalry with the Knicks has already disappeared. Or, as Knicks fan Katie Mansfield described it, “It’s faded away down one of those dark, eerie streets you’re too afraid to go down when you’re deep in Brooklyn.” The Nets pulled off a tough overtime win over the…
NEW ORLEANS — Sean Payton, who will resume his title as head coach of the Saints next fall, has signed a five-year extension, which will allegedly make him the highest paid coach in the NFL at 8 million per year. Though Payton was suspended for covering up the organization’s bounty program, which ran from 2009 to 2011, the funds for his raise…
LAS VEGAS — The college football’s bowl season will be filled with even more terrible teams when all 122 Football Bowl Subdivision teams will be bowl-eligible starting next year. NCAA President Mark Emmert announced in a press conference yesterday that the old requirement of six wins to play in a bowl game will be abolished, allowing even winless teams to play in…
