Millions of Average Americans Vow to Never, Ever Forgive Lance Armstrong
NEW YORK — “I don’t think I can ever forgive him for what he did,” said Bill Souther, a 36-year-old accountant from Queens, NY who once watched some of the ’98…
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Giants Remind Themselves They Aren’t Jets; Feel a Bit Better
NEW YORK — The New York Giants have suffered two consecutive losses that not only were humiliating, but also season-crippling. Nevertheless, locker room morale is not too shabby despite computer…
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NBA Quarter-Season Superlatives
Best Dressed: Andrew Bynum With a nagging knee injury exacerbated by a trip to the bowling alley, Andrew Bynum was a shoo-in for this category. The 7-foot tall center has…
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Big East Adds Madrasas: Uses Holy War Narrative to Negotiate Bigger TV Deal
NEW YORK — With seven Catholic schools leaving the Big East, including league stalwarts Georgetown and Villanova, the conference is looking to add seven Muslim Madrasas. The departing schools will…
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