Military Sponsors War to Keep Troops Alive

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WASHINGTON — After years of speculation about the U.S.’s continued involvement in Iraq, Afghanistan, and now possibly Syria, military officials have finally admitted the real reason for America’s love of war. “It has nothing to do with WMDs, or oil, or the spread of Democracy,” explained Lieutenant Felicity Korr. “We now do it to keep our troops alive – they drop like…