Super Bowl Blackout Forces CBS Commentators to Fill Time with Debate on Futility of Life

NEW ORLEANS – A power surge caused a blackout in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome during Sunday night’s Super Bowl, leaving CBS commentators to fill time with banter that quickly devolved into a somber discussion of the futility of human existence. When the half of the stadium’s lights went out in the second half, commentator James Brown, anchor of “The NFL Today,” laughed at…

Experts: 90% Chance Harbaugh Wins Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS — Football odds makers and sports writers seem to have reached a general consensus on this Sunday’s big game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens. Based on the latest industry polling, experts are predicting with 90% probability that coach Harbaugh and his team will emerge victorious from Super Bowl XLVII. Citing a strong defense combined with exciting…