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Supreme Court Stays New Cancer Diagnoses, Life-Saving Surgeries As It Reviews Conflicting Health Care Rulings

“I’m using the extended wait time and my severe abdominal pain to save the money I’d otherwise be using to pay for food and entertainment.”

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SCOTUS Rules Companies Don’t Need to Provide Contraception, or Any Other ‘Female-Oriented’ Medical Care

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SCOTUS Rules Companies Don’t Need to Provide Contraception, or Any Other ‘Female-Oriented’ Medical Care

“A corporation is simply a form of organization used by human beings to achieve desired ends,” he wrote.

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SCOTUS: Establishment Clause Doesn’t Apply to Christianity

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SCOTUS: Establishment Clause Doesn’t Apply to Christianity

After the ruling was published, Scalia was seen leading the other five Roman Catholic members of the Court in prayer in his chambers.

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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Affluent Action, Supports Admissions Based on Single Color: Green

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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Affluent Action, Supports Admissions Based on Single Color: Green

“Now, if you’ll excuse me,” the justice continued, “I have to write a check to Harvard Law School. They’re naming a library after me.”

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Millions of Americans Who Just Lost Representative Democracy Outraged at 'HIMYM' Finale

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Millions of Americans Who Just Lost Representative Democracy Outraged at ‘HIMYM’ Finale

Supreme Court Justices were not available for comment, as they were busy writing an opinion to gut green house gas regulations when it rules on Chamber of Commerce v. Environmental Protection Agency later this month.

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Supreme Court Rules That Money Equals Votes

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Supreme Court Rules That Money Equals Votes

How many votes will you buy?

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Supreme Court ‘Can’t Wait’ to Hear Case Involving Sex, Healthcare, Religion

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Supreme Court ‘Can’t Wait’ to Hear Case Involving Sex, Healthcare, Religion

“Who can resist a fight like that?” Kaufmann wondered. “Not the SCOTUS, I can tell you. I’ve never seen them so giddy.”

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Supreme Court Launches Comeback Tour

"This season, the Court is set to tackle affirmative action and campaign finance reform. Man, not even Neil Young could get a breakaway single out of issues like that…”

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