U.S. Optimistic Weapons, Training to Syrian Rebels Will Not Be Turned on Them
“It’s hard to break out of time-tested tropes, but we’ll do our best.”
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Instagram Changes Al-Assad Reputation From Ruthless Dictator to Boring, Ruthless Dictator
“We wanted to share the truth about President al-Assad with the world,” explained Deputy Foreign Minister Faisal Mekdad.
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U.N. Recognizes Syrian People as ‘In Trouble, and Stuff’
“So, I think our confusion has been understandable,” Colville finally affirmed, “...and we may need to see a few more examples before we take certain action.”
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Massacred Syrians Appreciate Obama’s Methodical Deliberation
TURKISH-SYRIAN BORDER — “I know roughly 100,000 Syrians have been killed so far,” said Syrian refugee Adad Halabi, who lost his home and family in the Syrian civil war, “but…
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Hoping for a Little Attention, Syrian Citizens Threaten to Nuke the U.S.
ALEPPO, Syria – A group of desperate citizens in the beleaguered city of Aleppo, Syria are threatening to attack the United States with nuclear weapons in hopes that their ridiculous,…
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Aleppo’s Indiana Sister City Feels Relationship Has Suffered
DUPREE, Ind. — Residents of this small Indiana town report feeling disappointed and more than a little hurt by the growing pattern of neglect they say they’ve experienced in the…
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Syrian Civil War Causes Flight Delays at Damascus’ Airport
DAMASCUS — The heavy bombardment of targets near Damascus International Airport by Syrian warplanes this week has led to major travel delays for Westerners seeking to return home from their…
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Syrian General Defects, Cites Break Room Food
BEIRUT, Lebanon — After supervising military action against rebel citizens during the 22-month civil war in Syria, Maj. Gen. Abdul Aziz Jassem al-Shallal has defected, citing the low quality and…
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