Tea Party Stunned to Discover It Was Right About Something

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WASHINGTON — When members of Tea Party-affiliated groups learned that it was among the groups targeted by the IRS to be audited, they were flabbergasted. “We’ve been saying for years that the government was intrusive, overstepping its boundaries and wielding too much power,” said Sandra Well, a spokeswoman for one of the groups. “We had no idea we had any idea what we were…

Meet Iran’s 686 Presidential Candidates

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TEHRAN — In typically organized Middle Eastern fashion, Iran officially has 686 registered presidential candidates for its upcoming election on June 14th. The playing field is wide open as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s second and final term comes to an end, and Iranians are eager to get to know the hopefuls before casting their votes, which may or may not be counted. The following guide…

Romney Energizes Base with Commitment to Third Amendment Rights

ORLANDO, Fla. — In a speech today to the Tea Party’s Constitutional Originalist Society, presidential candidate Mitt Romney affirmed his commitment to defend Third Amendment rights if elected. The $500-a-plate crowd gave Romney a standing ovation as he firmly declared his opposition to the forced quartering of soldiers during peacetime. “President Obama has done more than any president in history to roll…