Tebow Confesses to Fascination With Grass

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EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — Tim Tebow revealed in a press conference yesterday that his signature one-knee stance we have come to know as “Tebowing” is not a personal shout-out to God but rather just a deep, profound fascination with grass. “It’s just so green,” he told reporters outside Newark Airport. “And I don’t understand how it grows upward. Seems like something would…