This time next year, if you want to honor Father’s Day, you must spend those 24 hours fighting to keep fatherhood pure. Go out and place “Ted Cruz ’16” on all your neighbors’ lawns. That, at least, will be a very good start.
“I’ll be the first Latino president, as well as the first president to love America so much he’ll tattoo it to his body to show it,” Cruz explained. “And it’s about time, I say.”