“Maybe New Orleans should ask the French or Canadian government for help, in their native language. I’m sure they take care of their own”
“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”
“It’s not like I plan on shutting them down when I’m President”
“Honest-to-God, normal, traditional Christians are on the verge of being extinct”
“America blames white police officers for shooting black men without even wondering why such things happen”
“I feel ashamed seeing how low we have sunk as a nation”
“It will be one of the first things I tackle upon taking office. That I promise you”
“That’s really the only option that works for me”