Tebow Describes Jets Performance as “Basically Martyrdom”

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EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — After the Jets’ humiliating Thanksgiving defeat against the Patriots, only backup quarterback and perennial optimist Tim Tebow could offer a theory with some positivity to it. In a press conference following the ugly 49-19 route, Tebow told reporters that the Jets’ performance had all the qualities of a “gruesome, violent, and somehow beautiful” Christian martyrdom. “When I saw…

Rex Ryan Tells Press That Jets Will Stick with Losing

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EAST RUTHERSFORD, N.J. — During a press conference addressing the Jets’ ineffectiveness in their past few games, as well as their plan of attack for Sunday’s game against the Dolphins, Head Coach Rex Ryan assured the press that their game plan and approach would not waiver as the team moves forward.  “Every week, it’s the same bunch of questions with you guys,”…