GOP: Government Should Be Small Enough to Fit in Your Vagina

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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House John Boehner clarified the Republican platform’s definition of “small government” this morning as being just small enough to fit in your vagina. The policies put forth by its representatives have long been criticized as antithetical to the maintenance of “small government.” However, by defining “small” as “the total volume occupied by a transvaginal ultrasound,” Boehner has…