Pope Supports Vatican Video: “Big Bosom Blondes Are Also God’s Creation, I Thank Him Every Day”
“Double standards never brought anything good to anyone”
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Vatican Says Posthumous CItizenships Likely Await Paris Islamic Militants
“Then I might just listen to what he has to say”
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Vatican Paints over Sistine Chapel Ceiling, Calling It ‘Too Lavish’
Asked about the loss of priceless works of art that were recently restored at the cost of millions of dollars, a Vatican spokesperson pointed reporters to the gift shop where there are “many postcards and reprints for sale.”
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Vatican Clarifies: Indulgences For Facebook Likes, Not Tweets
“When I first heard about the indulgence-for-Twitter-following ploy, it rang hollow to me, because this pope is a visual pope. I simply couldn’t imagine His Holiness engaging in anything online that didn’t include Pinterest or Instagram.”
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Vatican: Staying Sane as a Priest a Miracle in Itself
“Hey, I’m only here because the last guy burned out. And I can see why."
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Vatican Under Siege by Legion of 70-Foot Tall Homosexuals
The monstrous homosexuals, who appeared at the city gates suddenly and without warning, proceeded to smash the historic buildings of Vatican City to pieces with their bare hands. “
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Pope to Release Vatican Bloopers DVD
ROME — Faced with record criticism over his mishandling of sexual abuse allegations against Catholic priests, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI will attempt to mitigate the negativity by releasing a…
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