NRA Leaders Resent New Smart Gun’s Condescension and ‘Book Learnin’
“If ‘smart’ means even the slightest restriction or inconvenience, we at the NRA will side with dumb every time,” LaPierre added.
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NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Dead at 64 after Swallowing Lead Bullets
“Lead poisoning is an elaborate myth propagated by activist scientists who want to ruin everything in life that’s fun, like shooting guns and licking paint— which happened to be my two favorite childhood pastimes.”
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NRA Announces School Safety Measures, Proposes Carrying Permits for Elementary School Students
WASHINGTON — A new piece of possible legislation drafted by former Representative Asa Hutchison and co-authored by Wayne LaPierre seeks to prevent future school shootings by arming the nation’s children.…
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NRA Demands Second Amendment Protections for Nuclear Weapons
WASHINGTON — Frustrated by what they perceive as continued attacks on their constitutional rights, the NRA and gun enthusiasts used Gun Appreciation Day rallies to call for legislation that would…
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NRA VP Sitting In Dark Living Room With Loaded AK-47, Waiting to Shoot Intruder
FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sources have confirmed that the National Rifle Association’s vice president, Wayne LaPierre, has been sitting up all night in his unlocked Virginia house waiting for an…
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