Obama Generates Revenue with Spam Emails

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WASHINGTON — Facing a wall of resistance from recalcitrant Republicans in Congress, President Obama hopes to raise federal revenue by using an old mainstay of his political strategy: spam emails. “If you are reading this email, it means that you still want to keep America moving forward and that my staff still has your information and can bypass your spam filters,” begins…

Obama Invites Cheney Over to “Play With Bush’s Toys”

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Dick Cheney paid a visit to the White House on Wednesday afternoon for what was originally believed to be a meeting concerning the decommissioning of unmanned aerial vehicles, but is now being described by reporters as a “play-date.” According to White House officials, Mr. Cheney has called persistently since the president took office, imploring Mr. Obama to…