“I’m not a Southern girl by birth, but I support and believe in traditional southern values with all of my heart”
“It’s like I had the best sex of my life, but then found out it was with my cousin,” Thompson added. “I feel satisfied and dirty, all at the same time.”
WASHINGTON — Facing a wall of resistance from recalcitrant Republicans in Congress, President Obama hopes to raise federal revenue by using an old mainstay of his political strategy: spam emails. “If you are reading this email, it means that you still want to keep America moving forward and that my staff still has your information and can bypass your spam filters,” begins…
WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Dick Cheney paid a visit to the White House on Wednesday afternoon for what was originally believed to be a meeting concerning the decommissioning of unmanned aerial vehicles, but is now being described by reporters as a “play-date.” According to White House officials, Mr. Cheney has called persistently since the president took office, imploring Mr. Obama to…