Cool Guy Rubio Name Drops Jay-Z During Filibuster, Then Calls For Investigation of His Vacation

WASHINGTON — During the twelfth hour of a filibuster initiated by Kentucky Senator Rand Paul last Wednesday, Florida Senator and real cool guy Marco Rubio took the floor to draw parallels between the state of the union and the lyrics of rappers Jay-Z and Wiz Khalifa, whom Rubio called “modern-day poets.” “‘It’s funny when seven days can change. It was all good…