Comedians Going Through Gaffe Withdrawal After Election

Gaffe Withdrawal

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA — After two years of constant election news, gaffes and controversies, America’s comedians say they are struggling to deal with the newfound dearth of absurd political material. “All of the sudden Republicans have nothing to say about rape?” questions San Francisco comedian Chuck Bigelow. “I can’t go cold-turkey. You gotta give me something to work with here. Just…

Congress Votes to Change Definition of “Bribery”

WASHINGTON – The Senate and House of Representatives voted this morning to radically alter the legal ramifications of “bribery” in an effort to exempt themselves, major lobbyists, and corporations from legal action. The legal definition of “bribery” formerly recognized the act as “the offering, giving, receiving, or soliciting of something of value for the purpose of influencing the action of an official…