EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — Tim Tebow revealed in a press conference yesterday that his signature one-knee stance we have come to know as “Tebowing” is not a personal shout-out to God but rather just a deep, profound fascination with grass.
“It’s just so green,” he told reporters outside Newark Airport. “And I don’t understand how it grows upward. Seems like something would make it fall back down – or something.”
Tebow then presented members of the press with a tuft of Kentucky Blue Grass he keeps in his pocket for good luck, adding that he he feels tender flushes of excitement for Astroturf as well.