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Ted Cruz Father Suggests Placing Atheists in ‘Camps’

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EARLSBORO, Okla. – Rafael Cruz, father of Texas Senator and Tea-Party favorite Ted Cruz father, spoke recently against atheism and secular humanism at a gathering of an Oklahoma Second Amendment advocacy group.

He claimed that the belief systems are two of the main ills facing our society, that they lead to sexual perversion, sexual abuse, and the complete loss of hope, and that people following these two views should be rounded up and placed in special ‘camps’ to keep them separated from the rest of America.

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Ted Cruz Father Suggests Placing Atheists

“If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”

In the past, Ted Cruz father, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty, that evolution is a communist trick aimed at converting people to atheism, that legalizing gay marriage will lead to preachers being arrested for hate speech just for reading the Bible, and that President Obama is a tyrant who needs to go back to Kenya. This is, however, the first time he’s laid out his plan on how to save mankind from secular humanism.

See Also: Ted Cruz: “I Gave Up My Canadian Citizenship; Unlike Obama, I’m Christian On Both Sides”

Ted Cruz father warned that atheists are in danger of corrupting the youth of America and called for action before America was overrun. Ted Cruz father solution to what he termed ‘the problem of the Godless’ is the creation of a series of ‘Heathen Zones’- fenced-in camps located mostly in Northern California and Vermont.

He Also Said About Their Holy Rites of Atheism

“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”

“While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” Ted Cruz father added. “Of course, if they step one foot outside the electrified fence we shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”

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He also argued that any children spawned in these camps would be removed at birth so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.

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692 comments
  1. Albert Hoffman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Last time I checked atheism is not a religion. Therefor they would not practice religious rites. Idiot!

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  2. Ted Cruz Heritage says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Sick old bastard; never fought in the Cuban Revolution; was an informant for Batista. January 2,1957 allegedly ratted on four 14 year-olds who were then tortured to death. William Soler became a martyr of the Revolution. Cubans want this guy back in front of a firing squad.

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  3. Richard Phillips says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I’ve got a better idea Mr. Cruz…how ’bout the folks who think as you do all go to some camps in OK and KS (or, even better, CUBA) where you can be and preach as you please…far away from the rest of us!

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  4. Nick Wride says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    It sounds like this crazy old bastard took lessons from the Nazis. And his kid sits there with that idiot look on his face.

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  5. Jerry Wilson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Atheism is the lack of beliefs in a god or gods, nothing more. Any justification otherwise only proves you to be completely ignorant about atheism.

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  6. Karen Bernauer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Oh my. What a completely disgusting old man. Go back to Cuba Mr. Cruz. We don’t want you here in the land of the free.

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  7. Stephanie Marshall Montgomery says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Let’s see here… Having no “god” leads to sexual abuse huh? Well, is it not many major religious organizations that are under scrutiny for sexual child abuse (insert Catholic touching child joke here)? Is 98% of the prison population not religious? Therefore, it would seem to me, and I am just using my brain here, that it is the religious that have no morals, not the atheists. Atheists actually know how to be humane and compassionate and we know how to treat people as equals. We are good people just because we are good, not because some invisible man in the sky tells us to.

    As for having no hope, that is bull. I have plenty of hope… Hope that dumbasses like this ignorant waste of space will fall of the face of the planet (though I know that is not a real possibility because of this awesome thing called gravity.)

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  8. Amy Rogers says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    This guy is a hoot!!! 2 bad he has a gullible audience. He is the price we pay for free speech. Drag him into the sunlight enough, and he will dry up and wither away….

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  9. Gregory Gregg says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    https://www.facebook.com/TheMindUnleashed/photos/a.434569209933563.103142.432632306793920/724210140969467/?type=1&relevant_count=1

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  10. Sharon Caslar Gadd says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    These two need to go back to Cuba!!! They’re a danger to our country with their ignorant prejudice ideas.

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  11. Mindy Gregersen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    It’s fascinating, to me, that conservatives are always comparing liberals to Hitler.

    Nazi germany:
    Banned/ executed homosexuals and atheists
    Had prayer in school
    Banned abortion

    Sound familiar?

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  12. Bob Birdsong says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Just TRY and put me or anyone I care about in a camp. Please. Try. I have something for you.

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  13. Robert Meighan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    What a dickhead

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  14. David M Myles says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    While I am not normally an advocate for abuse… O personally can’t wait until these two asshats are sexually abused… The scariest thing is the moment you realize the only thing, according to these two, that is keeping them from sexually abusing people is their fear of their imaginary friend…

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  15. Gary Oak says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    So, um, can someone in America sue him for hate speech now? He actually is breaching free speech here, if you promote violence you’re not covered under the first amendment.

    Pretty sure “Round them all into camps and shoot them if they leave” falls under that category.

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  16. Denis Winkle says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Humanism
    1. Any system or mode of thought or action in which human interests, values, and dignity predominate.
    Sounds like the Message of Jesus Christ and the Will of God to me! You know “Love thy neighbor as you would love yourself”!

    Excerpt form the article
    “In the past, Cruz, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty, that evolution is a communist trick aimed at converting people to atheism, that legalizing gay marriage will lead to preachers being arrested for hate speech just for reading the Bible, and that President Obama is a tyrant who needs to go back to Kenya. – See more at: https://politicot.com/ted-cruzs-father-suggests-placing-atheists-in-camps/#sthash.gyYc3tsW.dpuf

    Do you see anything resembling Christ Like/God Like in the statement?

    Atheism

    1. The doctrine or belief that there is no God.
    2. Disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings.

    God truly moves in mysterious ways. When it comes to the Simple Truth of “Love One Another”!

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  17. David Rice says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Atheism is a “belief system?” When did that happen?

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  18. Kristen Adkins says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    None of the atheists I know believe in the devil, dance around naked; and they’re a hell of alot smarter than this old bastard and his shitbag son.

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  19. Xenubarb Goromasu says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Children are born atheists, so he should shut the hell up about indoctrination.

    Here’s this same interview with me in charge…”She warned that Christianists are in danger of corrupting the youth of America and called for action before America was overrun. Her solution to what she termed ‘the problem of the Godbotherers’’ is the creation of a series of ‘Bother Zones’- fenced-in camps located mostly in Northern California and Vermont.
    “It’s a free country,”she said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of god bothering, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”

    Works for me!

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  20. Jonathan Holmes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Funny how Papa Cruz said that this was a free country, but said later in that sentence that the Establishment Clause and the Free-Exercises Clause of the First Amendment should be violated to separate nonbelievers from Christians, and advocated murder if a nonbeliever crossed the border.

    And yet somehow, I’m the heathen.

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  21. Gary DeVaney says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Ted’s mindset father best depicts what the Biblical God would be if it was real and among Earth’s Human Beings. Just like the Westborough Baptist Church clergy, this clergy is nuts. If Ted shares his insane nonsense, what does that say about the insane, religious sheep who politically support him?

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  22. John Zaffino says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    That’s what we need…… camps! This psycho and his son want to take away the freedom of religion. That’s right.. atheists have the right NOT to practice, if that’s what they choose.

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  23. Ernest M. Hughes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I always find it fascinating that the vast majority of the inmates, in American prisons, identify themselves as Christian, with the least number identifying themselves as atheist. Remember when the atheists started the Crusades? The Inquisition? The Auto da Fe? The Witch Trials? Of course you don’t — THAT was all on the Christians. Also, when was the last time there was a worldwide scandal involving atheists diddling little boys? Rafael Cruz, much like his son, should just shut up before he says something REALLY foolish.

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  24. David Carlisle says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I like how the elder Cruz talks about freedom for athiests, so long as they pursue their freedoms in special camps, or “Heathen Zones.” A bit contradictory isn’t it?

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  25. Brian Meadows says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Rafael Cruz’s purported religion has to be at least 75% VICIOUS SUPERSTITION!!!

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  26. Kevin Cavaco says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I find it so ironic to absolutely ignore the 1st amendment at a 2nd amendment convention. I think we should take religious nut bigots and put them in schools so maybe theu can learn something that matters.

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  27. Dallas Moore says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Ted Cruz is too stupid to realize that about 95% of the worlds leading scientists, the greatest minds in the world, are Atheists and Agnostics. The people who lead the frontier in science and technology which fuels the engine for economic growth and medicine. The people who make amazing new discoveries. The people who base their life’s decisions on reason and only accept facts supported by empirical evidence. The people who base their moral values on compassion, dignity, and reason.

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  28. Virginia Dean says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Wow! For being a preacher, a teacher/leader of sorts, you sure do have a lot to learn. You my man are the reason their is so much hate bred in this world. Maybe you should go to a little corner of the world so that the rest of us “good-hearted people” can continue to love one another without prejudice and hate. (after all the bible does tell you not to judge or hate correct?)

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  29. TJ Amos says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I see. yet, the ” facts” he is quoted for, still turn my stomach.

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  30. Todd Randall says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Some of that is true, other is satire.

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  31. Geoffrey Nelson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    He would love Burning Man!

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  32. Brad Copeland says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    if there is god we are ruled by our emotions, if there is no god then we are ruled by our intellect. unfortunately insticts play very little in our society with or without religion. animal instinct is to take care of the pack and their young none of which the tea party wishes to do. therefore, if mr cruz were right and without religion we rule by instinct then we are far better off in my opinion than his version of an opressed fearing society.

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  33. Amanda Apicella says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Dafaq is wrong with this guy? This is insane. Why hasn’t he been locked up yet? He is clearly delusional!

    Also, Atheists do not believe in the devil, nor do they dance around fires naked. They do not believe in God or the devil, they are just people who live their lives like anyone else except they do not feel they need the threat of hell or reward of heaven after death to be decent human beings. Another thing RELIGION IS NOT TRANSFERRED VIA BREAST MILK!

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  34. James Johnson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    hmmm… I like how he says that atheism and secular humanism leads to sexual abuse. Literally every single person that I personally know that was sexually abused, was abused in a religious household.

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  35. Natalie Horseman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    How is this guy not in a psychiatric hospital? He obviously has delusions and poses a threat to himself or others. The poor man needs antipsychotic medication and a therapist. I hear more reality based statements from my schizophrenic patients and a lot less hate from them also, yet they are deemed unfit to live in society. It must be hard having fixed false beliefs there’s an entire group of people corrupting the world with evil science and humanistic compassion.

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  36. Dana Drapkin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    with every word of this idiocy that i read my eyes got wider, my mouth dropped lower, and the bile in my throat raised higher. where to even START to vilify this idiot? 1. Hhhmmm, lets lock away all people who think differently from me and you into electrified enclosures, and take away their children…now i’m no history buff, but this sounds VERY HITLERESQUE to me. what will he have them do next, when the “camps” get too full, gas the prisoners and then burn them to ash? 2. Atheists are prone to sexual perversions. yes, because you so often hear of atheist preachers and priests raping and molesting little kids, never Catholics or Christians. (moron) 3. if G-d is what makes you a moral and decent human being, because you do not have the inner morals or teachings of your own right, then there is DEFINITELY something wrong with YOU, and not with those that KNOW the difference between right and wrong, that believe in a higher power or not. in conclusion, how is it at all possible that in the 21st century, there are still so many ignorant backwoods hicks, with no more the insight of a Spanish Inquisitor still running around? now i’m not for violence or guns, but how about we shoot HIM between the eyes, “two or three times just to make sure.”

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  37. Nicole Worthley says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    “It’s a free country” but were gonna put those that think other than what we believe into camps. Atheists like myself are just people that deny the existence of a supreme being such as god. I believe in evolution because there is scientific proof. I don’t go bashing other religions in fact I take classes about them to learn more. The last time people were pit in camps was the fucking holocaust but he seems to have forgotten that.

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  38. Phyllis Cosenza says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    You are sick! God created all of mankind equally! We all have the right to live our lives as we see fit, that is exactly why God gave us FREEWILL! I am a practicing ROMAN CATHOLIC who totally believes that you have no right to judge people’s belief

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  39. Rohin Gosling says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Funny that it’s theists who are statisticaly responsible for the larger number of sexual abuses.
    Just saying.

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  40. Kay Lynn says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Can’t brand the “mark of the Devil” if they don’t believe in the Devil…… fucktard…

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  41. Trey Tang says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    It’s not like Athiests don’t have morals…. Dip****.

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  42. Patrick Faricy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    You guys all understand this is a fake article right?

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  43. Michael J. Marra says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Satire. HELLO IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!

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  44. Rick Schneider says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Geez. You folks, taking this article at face, do realize that Newslo is a satirical news site…right? Read their “About Us” at bottom of page. By clicking the “Show facts” button at bottom of article, you will see highlighted the serious content. Everything else is tongue-in-cheek.

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  45. William King says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    These Dominionists are serious in their rhetoric. They hate people not like them, including we seculars and atheists. We need to take them very seriously. Dominionists want to kill us. Get that fact ingrained into your heads, They also want power and control. Look at how many of them are in our government and military. You better get prepared and help organize for armed resistance. The next American Civil War is coming.

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  46. Patsy Elephantlover says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    This place is satire! I HATE SATIRE——–PEOPLE GET SO UPSET OVER CRAP NOT REAL!

    “JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true”.

    Click on “show facts” above………

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  47. Matt Stone says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Satire is such a subtle art. Given the party of people that it speaks of and the real life instances of such attitudes towards non-believers, if one was not aware of the site’s profession it could easily be construed as a credible report of actual events. Given the fact that on many occasions these same groups of people have denounced perceived infringements on their religious liberties while simultaneously advocating for the suppression and repression of others. When people generally believe you could say things like this, it is probably time to reconsider your position.

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  48. Jim Slark says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    this clown’s goal is to convert, as mandated by the Abrahamic religions Christianity and Islam. Attempts to convert bring hatred, wars and killing, which can described as works of a devil. Logically these religions are works of the devil, as are these two clowns.

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  49. Gretchen Robinson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    they are scared because they know we are onto their Dominionist ideology.

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  50. Shelly Eaton says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    He needs to learn some history….what a jack ass

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  51. Glen Springer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    You better bring the army you crazy wannabe nazi old fuck or it will be you with multiple bullets between your eyes “just to be sure” your dead

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  52. Paul Tacey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Atheism “leads to sexual perversion, sexual abuse” Are catholic priests atheists?

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  53. William Gist says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Most of the sexual perverts are priests in the churches smfh what a asshole

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  54. Bryant Tillman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    So…BOTH father and son Cruz’s are completely psychotic, like dear departed Phelps. Nice to Know. Ha Ha!

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  55. Tiffany Rambo says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Did anyone brother to do any fact checking on this or do you just believe everything you read anywhere? Jeez! I guess if it fits your opinion, there is no need to find out it’s truthfulness. Only a fraction of what this article says is actually true. Wake the fuck up you bunch of lemmings!!

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  56. Rick Schneider says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Quite funny how just about everyone commenting on this story is a freakin’ moron. THIS IS A SATIRE NEWS SITE you gullible fools. No wonder Obama was elected twice.

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  57. Eric Bob Luckey says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    This guy has me wearing my lollerblades. If anything…it would be the best Summer camp I have ever been to. 😉

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  58. Lee James Georgeson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I love it when these idiots talk. Its the moderates that allow this sort of barbarism to justify its existence…

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  59. Kyle James Crowe says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Haha leads to sexual abuse… if there wasnt so many dilusional people worshiping bullshit using it as a crutch. They rape a kid ask god to forgive and go rape another

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  60. Placidair Moonbat says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Reagan closing/defunding the mental hospitals sure has lead to a whole lot of whackadoo spilling into the streets — unfortunately some of that has spawned and is trying to run the government now…. good grief.

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  61. April Barnswell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    This is satire, folks. It’s satire.

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  62. Linda M Wheeler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Is this one of those sarcasm websites?

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  63. Pauline Mahler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    not sure if satire, or something that old goofball actually said

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  64. Patrick Faricy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    @Valerie, if you look under “about us” on the Newslo homepage, it is explained there. There are two buttons at the bottom of the article that you can click to see what is real and what is fiction in the article also.

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  65. Beth Mahoney Nelson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    So many on here seem to have missed the fact that this is a satirical story.

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  66. Michael Chen-Thompson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I was tricked by this site YET AGAIN.

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  67. Keely Shaper says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    This is a satire news page.

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  68. Michael Varian Daly says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    I know this is a ‘joke news’ site, but this certainly invokes Poe’s law.

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  69. Michael J. Marra says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    The facts are scary, yes. But the responses here belie the fact that the craziest parts are made up.

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  70. Tim Kujac says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Fuck that guy and his hateful superstitions.

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  71. Allison Hanna says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    But wait, we don’t believe in the devil either.

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  72. Deanna Lynnmarie Bryant says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Nit job

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  73. Brent Cisco says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=676510609037787&set=a.312286055460246.76583.307551552600363&type=1&theater

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  74. Ed Hinojosa says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    ese viejio esta malo del cabeza con sus converscionde mandar los que no crellen en el christian dominionism pero el demonio oues que los manden ha campos de fema ? este senior prese que esta debajo de dominio de el diablo como habla con su mierda de religion. no es buen ejemplo par andar jusgando otras personas. this is not who were are in america we live ,and let live, si no estas agusto en america .may i suggest a one way ticket to sur america or cuba i imagine has your old cell waiting and castro hs a firing squad ready for your dinky rascist cuban ass if your christian you sure dont act like it cause your even hate mr obama whose black. but then white cubns are very arrogant and bourguoise in cuba and rascist agianst your own afro cuban people

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  75. Kaeylyn Hunt says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Nazi much there Cruz? WHY the Fu** are these Dominionist Nazi Brownshirt traitors not already arrested for Treason and awaiting trial in a deep dark hole?????Screw them,this IS a free country,and these Puritan wannbe genocidal sickos are free as hell to GTFO ASAP! Reichwingers aren’t the only ones who exercise their 2nd amendment rights!

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  76. TJ Amos says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    so, what to do with all the Christians whom commit adultry, watch pornography, have children out of wedlock, have substance abuse problems, etc. I’m wondering how many churches will close their doors after all the ” undesirables” are removed? I find this disturbing, and, I AM a Christian. probably not one he would like, though. Move over, y’all, I’m coming in.

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  77. Yu Fired says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Can we just send these two back to Canada? In camps? Have no morals? Last time I checked, animals with a small brain are lead by instincts, humans have a large advanced brain and use common fucking sense when making any decisions(usually) and don’t need any fucking skydaddy to do it either. Someone just kill those Cruz fuckers…

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  78. Julie Hulbert says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    “……shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times,just to be sure” !!!!!What the….! This guys quite MAD and dangerous!

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  79. Ben Rappleye says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Remember people, this is satire, not reality; I pity those of you who do not understand that this is not reality

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  80. Chrissy Bell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    He needs to choke on his words. Who the hell does he think he is. He is just Hitler with a god damn bible !!!!

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  81. Andrew Conner says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Atheism is not a religion. It’s practicing the right of believing in no God

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  82. Jay CrazyCabbie Diefenderfer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This is actually a pretty good idea. This way we’re surrounded by other THINKERS instead of idiots like him.

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  83. Grimmy Sung Gi Lee says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    So…..atheists should be driven into camps because….. freedom?

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  84. Dee Bauchery says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Aaaaannnnd this is the one and only time a Hitler comparison is completely appropriate.

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  85. Nancy Bair says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This is fascism clear and simple!

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  86. Erik Nielsen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Brilliant, non-belief is a belief? What a twat..

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  87. Katy Yañez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This is a joke, right? It has to be one! What a freaking psycho.

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  88. Dorothy Jean Reynolds says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Maybe he should be put in a camp.

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  89. Christian Roule says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Every time I read this, I giggle more and more.

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  90. Colleen Ryan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    His father is even crazier than he is!!!

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  91. Monica Valentine Skaggs says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    A family of sick puppies

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  92. GP Baker says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    The man is batshit crazy.

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  93. Roni Evans Healy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    His comments are reminiscent of the reteoric heard from Nazi’s about one facet of society being better than another! This man should go back to Cuba, he would be welcome!

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  94. Mark Moore says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    SMDH Fucking creationists, especially the Muslims and Christians I swear. Why do people with fairy tale delusions persist in continuing to walk this Earth? Hopefully it’ll get to a point where even implying a religious belief leads to a loss of respect or credibility. These two should be castrated or lobotomized.

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  95. Kristian Alekov says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Last time I checked all the sexual abuse to children was done in churches, by priests. Maybe time to check the facts?

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  96. Leslie Settles says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Soooo… what about the priests and the preachers pimping from pulpits? *crickets*

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  97. Hebert Happo says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    “leads us to sexual abuse”… Ummmmm… Should we ask Alter boys from around the world about sexual abuse???

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  98. Sam Chatoyant says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    If you need religion to be good, you have a problem.

    I am good without god.

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  99. Anita Tippets says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Has he read the bible? And speaking of sexual abuse…how are all those altar boys holding up?

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  100. Colin Robinson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    And you americans have actually elected Ted Cruz to congress, and there’s talk about him running for president.
    The sane people of america, if there are any left, need to start an all out campaign to bring sanity back to your country.
    The onion recently did a piece about how the latest jihadist tactic is to sit back and watch america destroy itself. It’s not really satire when you people are electing people like Cruz.

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  101. Landon Parks says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Funny… Last I heard most of the little boy ‘lovers’ were coming from the Catholic faith – not atheism. I dare anyone to find more cases of an admitted atheist abusing kids than a devout religious person.

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  102. William Jerrome Bambenek says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I recommend people read this:

    http://thejackelscolumn.wordpress.com/2014/02/19/dominion-theology-on-the-rise-in-america/

    Hence the picture of what the Tea Party and right wing is really about, is far more scarier than many people realize..

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  103. Joy Bonehill says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    these people are no different than the German Nazi w/their way of thinking. live and let live people or die trying to make everything go YOUR WAY…..never never never heard anything more absurd; hateful; unenlightened and I say “you people who think this way are in cahoots with the devil himself” mind your own fucking business & bugger off

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  104. Jay Jacobs says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    As an Atheist I am highly pissed, this bull is the reason there are more of us speaking out against religion. And if they think trying to herd us into camps is the answer they will find it a little harder than they think.

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  105. Moxie Fox says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    “spoke recently against atheism and secular humanism at a gathering of an Oklahoma Second Amendment advocacy group” . . . what does that have to do with the second amendment?

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  106. Joel Henry says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    wonder what he has to say about all the sex scandals involving the Catholic priests that they have been covering up for many years.

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  107. Tim Sheehan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Do you people NOT recognize SATIRE? JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Click the “Show Facts” button at the article to see what’s true. The unhighlighted parts are fiction.

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  108. Patrick Bittel says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Is this a satire website?

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  109. Susan Smith says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Uhhh…..Wow.

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  110. Mary E Tyler says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Still a satire site…

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  111. Danny J Chen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    If all religious teachings are means for realizing the truth, and if phenomenal lives are conditioned, there must be some differences among people themselves. Some conditions are common to all, some belonging only to certain people. For this reason people have various reactions, and should be offered different or even contradictory solutions to their problems. Each of these reactions or solutions is partially true and capable of leading some people toward spiritual advancement. From this standpoint, all doctrines, practices and accomplishments are different gates leading to the same destination. You don’t need a god to tell you what is right or wrong. Instincts he says, well damn, my instincts says this man needs to brush up on his Anthropology before spewing about moral absolutes and the “ills of society”, one being a religious fanatic bent on the massacre of human rights. Take one step into that hell hole and next you will advocate to ban all religions but the one he claims to be the true path to whatever salvation his crooked rational would cook up.

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  112. Hector Rodriz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Is this fucktard trolling? I’m speechless. His pea brain hasn’t moved past the mentality of the Dark Ages, and we call them that for a reason. IF he really believes all that, then it should be very easy to scare him into a heart attack. Have a group of people surround him, spray him with fake blood while chanting “YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED BY SATAN NOW! YOU’RE UNDER HIS SPELL!” or something like that. Make sure everyone is wearing inverted crosses, pentagrams, paints their face in black and white, etc. Again, IF he truly believes that all that crap is real, then he should go into shock, and hopefully die. Then we’ll have one less moronic douchebag spewing ignorant hate, holding humanity back.

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  113. Colleen Dignam says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    you all know this is an Onion-like article where they take something real that someone said and the embelish it to be funny or shocking… that’s why there’s button for “show facts” and “hide facts” And just for the record Atheism is lack of belief. Its not a religion. I don’t believe in Fairies or Angels, or leprechauns but there’s no name for that is there? Also, I bet you don’t believe in Zeus or Thor, so that means you are an Atheist too because you don’t believe in the thousands of gods that were created before and after Abraham’s god, just Abrahams sky god. So, we’re all Atheists, I just have one more god on my not believing list than you do.

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  114. Alan Alexander says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I’ve thought for years that if the Antichrist ever came to power in our lifetimes, he wouldn’t be a Russian or a Middle Easterner. He would be a Republican President who talked constantly about how it was his belief in Jesus that was why he supported death camps and that most U.S. Christians would happily vote for him.

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  115. Howard Hicks says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This guy shouldn’t get air time! The church is full of sinners. Sexual perverts, and hypocritical people. Like all groups, it also has good people trying to live up to their moral standards. I know good people who are gay and I prefer their company to this idiot!!

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  116. Michael Bergen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    The part about atheist and sexual perversion… Makes me think about priests and all the sexual abuse scandals … I am led to believe this guy has some skeletons in his closet, is religion saving him from his pedophile instincts ?? Is church his counseling for his sexual perversions like aa is for drunks ??

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  117. Valerie Taylor says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This site is complete BS. It’s some kind of Inion wannabe without any talented writers. We have enough bullshit in the world without it being deliberately manufactured. If you had any integrity at all, you’d put the “Show Facts” and “Hide Facts” buttons at the top, not the bottom.

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  118. Tracy Barnett says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Mary Elizabeth take off the ‘ism’ from the word atheist. It has no place there. The ‘ism’ implies action and there is NO action to being an atheist. We don’t have to get up every morning and remind ourselves that we don’t believe in gods…but YOU DO. Especially whe shit goes bad in life 😉

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  119. Albert Hoffman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I have yet to find an athiest church, holy book, holiday, clergy, doctrine or rites. I have also found it gratifying that I don’t have to have a battle of knowledge or witts with unarmed people. The people who think it is a religion probably think Christ was born on December 25th.

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  120. Elizabeth Foster says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    These two need to be locked up in a loony bin and the key tossed out the window!!! Oh and by the way every time they tried to get out of said loony bin an electric fence around the place will pop them between the eyes a good ten or twenty times.

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  121. Jean Porgal says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Atheism is the LACK of religion, Mary Stone. And this man is a total flake who is so brainwashed as to be dangerous. He is the one who should be watched carefully and checked to make sure he owns no weapons. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it.

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  122. Johnstone Little says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This is how the nazis came to power,people like him spewing nonsense and nobody doing anything about their sick words.He’s a chinless wonder,and where did he steal his money from.

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  123. Giovanni Gino Caffarella says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    There is moral outside of the religious setting! I label myself a pagan and have respectful morals and honor which match those of any religion with respect.

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  124. Karen Peters says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    It may be satire, but it truely expresses the hate that this man has for his fellow human beings. Just how far from the truth is this really. All I can say is he sure does give “the heathens” a lot of credit for the power they possess. LOL

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  125. George Lawrence says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    theist- “I have an explanation for the unexplained”
    atheist – “Mmmmmmm…..no you don’t”
    agnostic – “Neither one of you know and neither do I” 🙂

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  126. Barbara Randall says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    These men are crackpots. Having a political platform from which to spew this kind of garbage makes them dangerous crackpots.

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  127. Catie McIntyre Walker says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    The old man doesn’t seem to grasp that America was founded by people who were trying to escape religious persecution.

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  128. Tony Moonspeak Russell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This dumb old fart really thinks that ideas and ideologies transfer through breast milk? ‘Nuff said.

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  129. Steven Roberts says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Follow the line for Mssrs. Cruz – I’ll make it so simple they will understand.
    Apple fell. Tree. Sewer.

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  130. Curtis D'Ettorre says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Someone relevant groups just do the American things, sue him for slander and hate talk, get it over with.

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  131. Tom Watkins says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    These guys are as looney as the f**ktards in the Westboro Baptist Church…. But ya know, I loved going to Camp as a kid!

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  132. Forrest Crock says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    You can’t be arrested for hate speech. For hate crimes yes, but not hate speech.

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  133. Delia Campbell says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Well wat else could u expect from a human that listens to sum1 like Lucifer?

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  134. Joan Evans Tvedt says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    That’s what Hitler did isn’t it?

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  135. Genie Domeier says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Please get these morons out of Oklahoma!

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  136. Amber Nail says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    You people and your sky wizards. Smh.

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  137. Ed O'Meara says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I LOVE America! Mental!

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  138. John Larsen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Ron Paul 2012!

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  139. Pete Foy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Mad he’s just mad

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  140. Sunrise Catalano says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I know their stupidity seems boundless, but I wonder if there is any reliable source to confirm this.

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  141. Gretchen Robinson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Greedy Old Pillager and anointed son

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  142. Garrett Johnson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Okay, so all of those “Christians” that are sexually abusing kids in churches aren’t following their “instincts”? What an absolute cock.

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  143. James L. Hendricks says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Here’s something to think about over the weekend. Ted Cruz is elected president . . which cabinet post will he give his father? Homeland Security? Department of Labor (Arbeit Macht Frei). Comments, please . . .

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  144. Brad Freeman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Once again, a comment section on an article on this website filled with people who don’t realize that most of this is satire.

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  145. Donald Duffy says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Tel Ted Cruz to never return to Canada. Canadian Atheist have no respect for that yo-yo ass clown. He and his screwed up family should be locked away in the mental hospital until they learn to be more civilized get professional help. hopefully someday they will learn what reality is.

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  146. Rick Conklin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    You do realize this is a satire site, don’t you?

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  147. Milan Djukic says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Delusional, hateful, disgusting old fart.

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  148. Derek Patterson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    and he says people with god are sexally moral. ha just look at preists

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  149. Pascale Elisabeth Anne-marie Luse says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Last time I checked….atheists do not beleive in the Devil !

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  150. Valerie Martin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    The fact that someone could THINK something
    like this, let alone say it out loud? One would think
    he has expressed these thoughts & ideas to young
    Raphael. Why don’t we hear Jr. expressing his shock
    at the elder Cruz’s remarks? Could it be he actually
    AGREES?
    If, as Rand Paul believes, Bill Clinton’s actions make
    Hillary unfit to serve as POTUS, couldn’t the same be
    said about Raphael Cruz jr?

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  151. Jessica Dahl says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    First of all, this is a violation of human rights, it is exclusion based on religion/beliefs. Additionally you religious assholes use our tax money for you to exclude and belittle homosexuals, promiscuous, and enlightened people from your churches, again violating human rights. Obviously this idea that people are inherently sexual deviants is from your perspective. Its sad that your penis is so out of control that you need the threat of eternal damnation to keep it in your pants.

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  152. Barbie Nielsen says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I am a Christian, just to be clear, and this is the most rediculious thing I’ve heard this year. I’ve seen a lot of hateful posts going both ways on this sort of issue, but this is the most ignorant, hateful of them all. I DO NOT support hateful viewpoints like this and he makes people like me look terrible and hateful. What a disgrace. He does not speak for me or anything I believe.

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  153. Jason Bawden says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Oh Cruz you’re pitiful little threats don’t scare i would love to see you try and throw me in a camp remember people religion can never be trusted.

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  154. Barry Sanders says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Great, another spoof site. The internet is just destroying the concept of originality.

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  155. James Clegg says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This guy needs to be shot between the eyes a few times. Just to be sure.

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  156. Jim Wishart says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This has to be a joke.

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  157. Bob Higgins says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Turn up his microphone, make sure that everyone can clearly hear what the rabid father of an equally rabid candidate for president has to say. Give him some TV time, this asshat should be encouraged to reveal himself.

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  158. Nunofya Damnbiznus says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Hope somebody lee harvey’s him.

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  159. Stanton Fink says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Didn’t America already try a similar stunt of stuffing people into camps with Japanese and German immigrants during World War 2?

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  160. Tea Party Toilet Paper says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I can’t even… wow. Has he not gotten the news that pretty much ALL the successful countries, the ones beating the U.S. economically, scholastically, and in many other ways are almost ALL secular? Sweden, anyone?

    This is aside from the fact that he sounds like something left over from a medieval crusade.

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  161. Daniels She Smashdahomie says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    ” ‘If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,’ he said. ‘Of course, this leads us, … to sexual immorality, …sexual abuse, … perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!’ ”

    You have weird instincts, Mr. Cruz.

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  162. Vera House says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This man wasn’t eve. Born here he from Cuba and by the wY he can go to hell if anybody votes for ted Cruz remember old saying the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

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  163. Sharon Jiles says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Maybe we should check and see how he came across the border.

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  164. Craig Bellofatto says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Yes let’s say this happens and you have ostracized a large group of like minded individuals from a another one that has no interest of reconciliation between the two…let’s see how that has worked out historically.

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  165. Melinda Rollins says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Freedom of religion – as long as it’s his.

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  166. Fred Pressel says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    His son is ever bit as sick.

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  167. Margaret Haugh says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    @ Mary Elizabeth Powell Stone

    No Mary quite contrary. A theist. A meaning without “you know as in the word asymmetrical for example.(A) in Latin means without.Theist meaning from root word Theo & theology (the practice of believing in a deity). So, therefore an atheist in meaning means one who is without a belief in a deity. Your ignorance would loose big time in a court of law unless of course the Judge is like you and or jury were as ignorant as you are on this subject.

    Since you have taken this ill informed stance that you have about the word atheist because you are obviously led around by the nose of your daddy man preachers & politicians who lie their do nothing asses off, I will then educate you further. Mary quite contrary how your weedy garden grows…

    Preachers are nothing more than self aggrandized motor mouths that spew lies of infantile stupidity!

    ***Below is the segregate daddy myth man jesus quotes that contradict his love one another quote & his spittle healing crap…..

    Matthew 10:34. “Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.

    “And that servant [slave], which knew his lord’s will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.” (Luke 12:47)

    Comment (But not mine it is someone else’s) :
    He never denounced servitude, incorporating the master-slave relationship into many of his parables.

    My comment:
    By the way the word Lord comes from Europe. A Lord was a land owner. You could not leave the Lord (land owner) without his permission. If you did you would be captured/ punished or killed by the Lord…….It was the fudal system in Europe.

    “If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.” (John 15:6)

    My Comment:

    Can you say the directives & inspiration that led to the wicked actions of Bloody Mary & her followers and the mandating of the Hammer of the Witches in order to burn them to their death & was sanctioned by the not so innocent Pope Innocent because they believed they could create hail stroms? A rhetorical question of course.
    The burning of unbelievers were based on the words of the myth Jesus.

    Does Bloody Mary come to mine? Well it should since the bitch murdered over 30,000 protestants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14:26

    My comment:
    What a nice guy. Not!!! He teaches his followers to hate their family. I would say not a nice guy. What a self absorbed ego this guy has…
    Does Islam- Islime come to mind?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since they believe in the myth jesus as well. You know honor killing & all!!!!!!!!!!!

    And do not give me that lying nonsense that it is out of context or a parable! It is not either!
    It is a directive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Matthew 18:9 And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out

    My comment:
    Wow! What great advice. I never thought about doing that before. OUCH!!!
    What idiotic advice & do not even try to spin it with” it is out of context or a parable”. It is not!!!
    It is a directive….

    When one of his disciples requested time off for his father’s funeral, the jesus rebuked him: “Let the dead bury their dead.” (Matthew 8:22)

    My comment:
    Again, Wow! What a humdinger of a nice guy. Just how in the heck is a dead person going to bury themselves? Since the myth jesus had great powers like walking on water & rising from the dead, why couldn’t he do it? I guess jesus is just found himself to be too darn important for that.

    Oh Marry quite contrary how about this new testament quote by Paul the misogynist!!

    “Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.” Timothy 2:11-14
    What profanity and arrogance, with all subjection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mary you do not know what is in the bible. Only the spin that your daddy man on the pulpit spins as in his spinney little web!!!!

    Your missionary brain has never left from underneath your daddy man. Grow up Mary!!!

    Start learning things besides being in your little girl comfort zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It is time to grow up Mary…………………

    The following is what took place before our great constitution that provided the 1st amendment clause & Bill of rights in order to keep this country from being a theocratic governance run by a bunch of brain dead people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The most stringent controls on speech in the colonial period were controls that outlawed or otherwise censored speech that was considered blasphemous in a religious sense. A 1646 Massachusetts law, for example, punished persons who denied the immortality of the soul. In 1612, a Virginia governor declared the death penalty for a person that denied the Trinity under Virginia’s Laws Divine, Moral and Martial, which also outlawed blasphemy, speaking badly of ministers and royalty, and “disgraceful word.

    Just in case you think I am a communist or socialist because you have been convinced by your daddy men politicians that all atheist are. I am not!!!! I am a United States Constitutionalist and a believer in free enterprise with self responsibility but with some social programs that can help those not hinder them that are in need & not the health care bill by Obamanation either. I never voted for him!!!

    I voted Republican Mary. The lessor than of 2 stupid polarities for now.

    Go to this website & learn about the true history of religion & the mythology that it is and you will see how the jesus story fits in to the parallel myth stories & the lack of real evidence to his existence. The oldest bible Mary is not in the lying Vatican but in England & it is not that old…..

    Truth be Known http://www.truthbeknown.com/
    http://www.truthbeknown.com/christ.htm

    The Founding Fathers were not all Christian & they said so in their writings to one another. http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html

    Read Thomas Payne who is one of the founders of the United States “Age of REASON”

    Nuns raped by priest.
    http://atheism.about.com/b/2011/03/23/vatican-admits-priests-are-raping-nuns-around-the-world.htm

    Dark secrets of the Catholic Church; Ex nun Confesses
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkKmU_W8NU

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  168. Leslie Todd says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Being a Tea Party Republican = Atheist …… It takes a Atheist to be a FASCIST , and take away peoples Healthcare and go to WAR ON AMERICA .

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  169. Steve Hayes says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This article is only printed as second-hand information, quoting or misquoting Cruz’s words for him. I’ll believe he said some of these things if I see actual videos of him saying them. hmmm. No wonder people hate Ted Cruz!

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  170. Anonymous says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Riiiight, because Christians have no history of sexual abuses (i’m looking at you vatican), or abuses against humanity (too many to list). If you don’t like the Freedom of Religion that our founding fathers thought so important, get out of America. This country was founded on secular gov’t with a freedom of religion, in no way, shape or form was USA founded on religion especially one specific religion(see treaty of tripoli). It was founded on the principles that everyone is born free and unfortunately Christians feel enslaved to their faith. Thats ok for them, they have every right to feel that way, but it will not work in a country founded on our Constitution.

    BTW When he says “perversion” we all know he means gay people. Homophobia has no place in the USA either.

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  171. Ken Krueger says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    You DO know this is fake news, right?

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  172. Chace Pena says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I agree with Mr. Rafael Cruz on everything but the encampment, electric fences, and shooting them. Yes America is the land of free but they deserve to be free too. I’d just pay them to move to the west, give them Hawaii, California, Washington, Nevada and Oregon and tell them “This is your land… here is your freedom…. Don’t come anywhere else. Please and Thank you.”

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  173. Maria Fontana Franklin says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I am an atheist. I don’t dance naked around fires and I don’t believe in the devil. We don’t practice religious rites because we are not religious. And I seem to remember another Christian who place people in camps. Hmm, who was that? Oh, it was Hitler.

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  174. Gary Acabbo says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I would have to say that there are probably more sex abuse crimes caused by people who belong to a religion, there is absolutely no truth that atheist are committing these crimes.

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  175. Kristy Lytle says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Better idea: put wingnuts like this and the WBC in camps. Problem solved.

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  176. Gerald O'Hare says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Atheism is a religion like being bald is a hairstyle.

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  177. Marissa López Pérez says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    When was the last time an atheist kill anyone in an act of hate? Mmmm never!

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  178. Jamar BigPak Phillips says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Man. His views are just plain hysterical. Lmao

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  179. David Michael Perich says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    More Verbal Diarrhea from the Mentally unstable!

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  180. Rob Thomas says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Looks like the turd doesn’t fall far from the ass.

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  181. Doug Payne says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Well Ted Cruz’s father can go fuck himself

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  182. Carl Michael Amos says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    But jobs . They and their followers need a camp far from sane people .

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  183. Erik Bigtothae says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This is a satire site you idgits.

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  184. Tom Bradford says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This can’t be real

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  185. Deb Davis Cook says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    What a Moron!

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  186. Nia Roe says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I’m so appalled that we still have people who think this way in this day and age.

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  187. Frank Seelmann says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    this supports my thesis that the more you believe in a greater power, the more you have psychopathic tendencies…..doesn’t matter which confession…

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  188. Sid Pena says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Obviously, the nut did not fall far from the tree…

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  189. Charles Hebrard says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Jerry I see that ignorant was the word of the day for you. Congratulations on your ability to grasp the consept – just don’t overuse it.

    I completely understand what atheism is, I even understand the six (or seven, depending on whos research) categories of atheist. I don’t think you grasp what religion is really about though. Judging from your entries, it seems you side more with the atheism than faith based religion, so this idea should make sense: Contrary to what the dictionaries tend to define it as (since they tend to have a Christian faith based religious definition) religion is merely the explanation for those things that during the beginning of “civilized” civilization we were unable to comprehend. All faith based religions have stories and ideas that are closely related to stories and myths from the first intellectual mankind to walk the earth. This concept is explained in great detail by Joseph Campbell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Campbell)

    I’m not sure where in my writings you feel that I am in anyway associated with religion – I am more interested in intelligence, and learning, than “faith” in some supposed supreme being. I won’t argue the fact that the bible has passages that are incorrect and contradict each other, and missing chapters that contradict the intent of the bible, written by an organization whose intent is control. I also know that science still hasn’t found the complete lineage from amoeba to present day man. so there is no argument there that our history hasn’t been completely defined, one way or another.

    In regards to your questions: I would also have you ponder this – is no answer or a failure to answer, still an answer? in other words – a negative response is still a response, is it not? If I knew you had heard or acknowledged the question I posed and you did not respond, I would take that as an answer of “I don’t have an answer for you”. You may have had the answer, but then you would be holding back, and if I found out, I would take that as an answer of “I cannot be trusted, do not ask me”. Both of which are answers.

    Your comparison of bald to a hair color is true and false at the same time – the answer is relative to the question being asked and by who. If I am asked to describe “Mr. Clean” and it asks for hair color – I would put bald, indicating he had no hair. His true hair color is known only to him, unless he were to grow his hair out or tell us.

    Open your mind Jerry – there is much for you to learn as no one knows everything. Think about your answers before you write – a much often missed concept is “relativity” – not as in Einstein, more as in Sherlock Holmes. Put yourself in others shoes – how could this be interpreted differently.

    I would like to commend you on your excellent data on the failings of the bible and on landmarks of science. Well researched for such quick responses. (I saw your responses come in, but my internet wouldn’t allow me to respond adequately – the words I typed wouldn’t display so I could not verify what I wrote)

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  190. Meg Prentiss says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    ““If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”

    Oh Really? Then Please Explain The Actions Of The CATHOLIC CHURCH And It’s RAMPANT Physical AND SEXUAL Abuse? How About The Way It Was Handled By The EVER So Devout “Servants Of God” – You Know; LYING That It Ever Happened, The Silencing Of The Victims, The Moving Around Of Predator Priests From Parish To Parish So They Could Victimize Even MORE CHILDREN And The Despicable Way They Tried To Get Out Of Paying Restitution By Saying THE CHURCH COULDN’T AFFORD IT?? Yes I Can See How Being RELIGIOUS Has PREVENTED The Afore Mentioned Perversions From Taking Place And Just How Much RESPONSIBILITY Is Exercised When Something DOES Happen! Looks Like The APPLE Really Doesn’t Fall Far From The Self-Deluded, Holier-Than-Thou JACKASS Tree After All!!

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  191. Ray Cade says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I agree! Atheist have told me for years they are non religious but now y’all want to claim it as a religion to use the constitution to umbrella your sick views. Religion is a belief in a higher power, in a God, atheist don’t believe in anything it’s a cult or organization. When there are sick people we must and have quarentined them to protect the population. Take those FEMA camps and load the atheist, Muslims, obamnites, and wacky liberals, socialist, and anyone else that isn’t for the greater good of America. There is not more than one Right, and you can’t have two or three different groups that think they are right. When America was founded it was established on Christian conservative values not liberal atheist values. Again only one right, the Right is Right!

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  192. Patrick Nance says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Sounds like old Ted’s daddy would fit right in with the National Socialist Party of Germany… NAZI! How could he even be taken as a “man of God”. he is a man of himself. Jesus has a warning for his ilk “And He said ‘That which you did not do for the least of men, you did not do for Me.’ And He cast the goats into the fires of hell…” Ever try reading that Bible you thump, there Mr. Cruz? You might learn a thing or two…

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  193. J Daniel Vignau says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    He just wants to be the person monitoring the orgies. He could have cameras everywhere and never sleep.

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  194. Tarl Warwick says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Cruz needs to keep his obviously confused, alzheimers-ridden father in his rocking chair somehow.

    Thankfully, Ted Cruz cannot become the next president- because he is not a natural born citizen (having been born in Canada.)

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  195. Anthony Nelson Lima says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    He’s right about atheists overrunning America! We don’t bite. We’re horrible saying we’d like to see some evidence before we accept your god as existing!

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  196. Greg Ward says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Just for clarification, is there potable water and toilets at these camps?

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  197. Raptorus Ackbar says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Can we just kill this idiot off? I will personally cheer when he goes to Hell.

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  198. J Daniel Vignau says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Could you please make that a gay corral? We can frolic and dance forever.

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  199. Nolan Peña says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    It’s amazing how people like this guy fail to see the logic in their position. “Land of the free” stands for all people and not just the ones that agree with you and yet another reason why ‘free speech’ was put into our laws. If you want to take that away from others, then you take it away from yourself. You don’t get to pick groupings of people based on a disagreement or in this case, a failed understanding and hatred for people who aren’t stuck in the year 1 AD.

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  200. BenorLisa Fuller says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    This guys sickness is worse than herpes and just as contagious. Beware of these radical idiots. Just fucking wow. If that is how his religion causes people to think they need to find a cure quickly. BDF

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  201. Tara Tollefson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    So it’s a free country, but people with different beliefs should be rounded up and put into special camps and discriminated against… Yep, that’s freedom… Makes sense…

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  202. Jorge W. Moreno Bernal says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    There is a term for people like Rafael Cruz: Fundamentalist. Look at the speech of an extremist islamic leader, and there will be a lot of similarities with the horrible things that Cruz says.

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  203. Dave Souza says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    “If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.

    How about this, instead?

    If there is no God, then we are ruled by our intellect.

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  204. Edwin Quantrall says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Congratulations, “Pastor” Cruz; you’ve hit the Tea Party trifecta! You are now officially a monster, a paranoid kook, and a moron!

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  205. Justin Brown says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I thought The Onion had some funny stuff,these guys are pretty damn funny and giving the onion a run for their money!!

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  206. Connor Brown says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I don’t often use the “Kill Yourself Meme,” but right now would probably be my best opportunity.
    This man infuriates and confuses me. His hypocrisy and–well just everything about this guy in general is horrible.

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  207. Ellen Catalina says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    I agree with him, as long as the “Heathen Zones” are NY and SF. They get to have Texas.

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  208. Drea HotepgoddesStripper Coleman says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    …and they say MY people are the ‘savages’??? O_O

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  209. Courtney Redeagle says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    What’s funny is this is a satirical website…

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  210. David White says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    we know he won’t go visit cuba, lmao

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  211. Ticu Gamalie says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Obergruppenführer… father and son

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  212. David White says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    send his ass back to cuba

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  213. Luke Voogt says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Rafael Cruze is not really THAT stupid is he? Must be trolling, surely no one is that stupid…

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  214. Gary Rooney says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Why is there so much sexual abuse in churches then?

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  215. Pete Farnham says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:32 am

    Folks…this is a parody site ffs.

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  216. Brandon Tse says:
    October 24, 2014 at 11:40 pm

    the lord hath speakest through ted cruz! send them all to camps, praise the lord

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  217. Baruch Zeichner says:
    November 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    Maybe this hateful old man would be happier living in isolation somewhere away from the rest of us…because he is part of a tiny minority.

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  218. Laurel Barneburg says:
    January 7, 2015 at 2:54 pm

    That is a very Christian way to think.

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  219. Clint Green says:
    January 23, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    What a freaking lunatic!

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  220. Mark Lockhart says:
    March 11, 2015 at 12:22 am

    Satire people

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  221. Kim Connell says:
    March 16, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    “Horseapples”

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  222. Ian Paling says:
    March 16, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    Dicks like this should be rounded up & the mugs they con should be refunded!

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  223. Doug Samm says:
    March 23, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    Are you sure this article isn’t satire?

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  224. Melissa Monet says:
    March 23, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    according to the book of Revelation it is the Christians who will be placed in camps and persecuted because they will not accept the mark of the beast I think that they’re just jealous that we’re all going to be able to eat drink and be merry well they are persecuted and then to top it off it’ll be even more specialafter they die and find out there is no Jesus to begin withjerks

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  225. Scott Larmore says:
    March 23, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    So…. this guy is a Nazi. Or he has very Nazi like views.

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  226. Franklin Bacon says:
    March 23, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    Complete lunacy from a lunatic. How far does the apple fall from the tree? Let’s pray far…very far.

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  227. Casey Wade says:
    March 23, 2015 at 9:58 pm

    What a couple of douche bags these two are. They both need a good kick to the nuts.

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  228. Jamie O'Brien says:
    March 23, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    Source? I don’t doubt it but I still need to be sure.

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  229. Fawkes Rubicon says:
    March 23, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    While I already consider organized religion to be mass delusion, the Cruzes seems to be lacking a real connection with reality.

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  230. Mico Villalobos Quintanilla says:
    March 23, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    Republicans….. And their stupidity….

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  231. Basil Rummer says:
    March 23, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nutbag, but how many people commenting realize that Newslo is a combination real news/satire site and that you have to hit the “show facts” button at the top of the story to know what parts are true and what’s made up ?

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  232. Stormie Pollard says:
    March 23, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    I am going to get my concealed carry! Next week!!! These fucking crazies are actually capable of passing these into laws if any more republicans are in office or wins a presidency!.

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  233. ﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ ﺩﻳﻦ says:
    March 23, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Suuuure… Because Atheists are the ones who throughout history killed, burned, raped, destroyed in the name of a holy God. I am not saying that Atheists cannot be bad people but if an Atheist did commit a crime. He/she cannot say (well ddaarrnn it’s written in my holly book therefore it must be the right thing to do killing those infidels) there is no dogmatic/systematic abusive mindset from Atheists towards believers.

    Now sir, before you start preaching morality to Atheists, please check your own ! if you need a religion to withhold you from being a bad person or sexually abusing someone then you sir need some serious therapy because you are just an animal on a leash! oh wait….. some priests do rape children….but that’s none of my business..

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  234. Paul Pineau says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:14 am

    It’s really hard to be level-headed in the face of such clearly vile and inhumane ideas. I can think of nothing good to say about this idiot and his notions.

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  235. Michael James says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:58 am

    These douche bags scare the living shit out of me! Listen to the crap coming out of their mouths. Why do these men have a single follower?

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  236. Tim Lickly says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:58 am

    lol the cruz family must be filled with lowly educated idiots , did anyone else see ” cruz:” im alright with gay marrige as long as its between a gay and a lesbian “and acting like the lack of belief is a satanic belief ….. you shoot a person in the head, their dead already how the fuck would you need to shoot more bullets into them , and besides ….. look whats happening when idiot conservatives run this country ……. their gonna turn america into a completely creationist & nearly retarded country … we might as well just hand isis our nukes and tell them to go ahead and nuke us all in our asses and put us out of our misery already

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  237. Richard Wade says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 am

    Ted Cruz says a lot of stupid, crazy things, and Ted likes having his dad around to say the stupid, crazy things that are even too stupid and crazy for Ted to say, but he believes them anyway and would like to say them himself.

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  238. CJ Cadden says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:28 am

    What a dick!

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  239. Richard Holmes says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:58 am

    Nazi Germany, here e come!

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  240. Franklin Bacon says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:13 am

    You win, previous poster. Yours was #666

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  241. Franklin Bacon says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:13 am

    This article is so close to reality that I actually fell for it. I’ve heard preachers preach these things. I suspect the reason none them were ever exposed in news media is that it is too commonplace to merit noting.

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  242. Kimberley Perry says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:49 am

    What an ignorant piece of shit

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  243. Graeme Day says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:17 am

    Ted appears to be desperately trying to deliver the United States as a Christian Theocracy for his dad, before he passes away. Sorry Ted, Your Intentions Are Entirely Immoral!.

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  244. Bellaiche Adrien says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:29 am

    Nobody realized one thing : replace the word “Atheist” by “Jew”, and realize that we are talking of a nazi.

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  245. Blake Desaulniers says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 am

    Two words: Catholic Church.

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  246. Sherry Jones says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:28 am

    I hear Vermont is Beautiful in the fall…

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  247. Tom Ripley says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:13 am

    This is what a christofascist looks like.

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  248. Jenn Thornhill Seay says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:28 am

    At least they’re going to put us up in Northern California or Vermont…wonder if we get to choose, I’m more of a west coast person myself.

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  249. Crystal Hardy says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:58 am

    born in Cuba hmm, he want to out Castro , Fidel Castro.

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  250. Chris Sadler says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:13 am

    “so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.”

    He’s insane.

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  251. Chris Sadler says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:13 am

    “so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.”

    He’s insane.

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  252. Justin Greenleaf says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Seems like a good idea to me

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  253. Justin Greenleaf says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Seems like a good idea to me

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  254. Richard Logan says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:28 am

    Ted Cruz and his father should be rounded up, along with their fellow wing-nuts, and put into camps. They could then be used by the cosmetics & pharmaceutical industries for testing purposes, instead of animals.

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  255. Brian Tinker says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 am

    This is satire, geniuses. Read the About Us page for Newslo.

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  256. Brian Tinker says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 am

    This is satire, geniuses. Read the About Us page for Newslo.

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  257. Iver Solhaug says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Well, you electet Bush. Twice… You’ll do it again LOL
    Retards

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  258. Iver Solhaug says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Well, you electet Bush. Twice… You’ll do it again LOL
    Retards

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  259. Rune Arnesen says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 am

    Dancing naked around the fire with the Devil’s mark branded onto my flesh??
    I’ve obviously been doing this atheist thing all wrong :-/

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  260. William J Urmson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:59 am

    Remember if the looney tune gets elected you also get the looney tune’s father. It’s a package deal. It takes two of them to make half a brain~

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  261. Lisa Muenchow says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:59 am

    What about all the Catholic Priests sexually assaulting little boys or doesn’t he know about that? I don’t think it’s the atheists fault!

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  262. Michael Hoppe says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:28 am

    All religious people are insane.

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  263. Ralph Huntington says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:28 am

    Crazy apple Ted Cruz fell very close indeed to the tree. Rafael Cruz is certifiably insane but gets away with it by posing as a phony “man of God”.

    We pray, oh Lord, that this affliction of political and religious sociopathy be lifted from society, for the good of all loving, caring people, in name of all that is right and just, we beg you Lord, please indulge our prayer, amen.

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  264. Davey Black says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 am

    People! This is a ‘satire’ news site. This same ‘news’ posted ‘Monical Lewinsky will join GOP nominee as she already knows how to blow away Clinton’. Newslo’s Facebook page says they are “Just Enough News! The First Hybrid News/Satire Platform!” This is a ‘satire site’ and this article is a ‘satire news piece’.

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  265. Hale Irwin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Like father like son.

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  266. Robert Meyers says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:59 am

    He is a follower of Batitsa and responsible for Cuban Communism. His repressive regime was not democratic and repressed the poor. Nether side had any interest in freedom as his views suggest

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  267. Kevin Kroger says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:59 am

    Keep talking cunt. We are listening and voting.

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  268. Shane Connelly says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:59 am

    I don’t know for a fact, so don’t take it as such, but I’m pretty sure this story is bullshit. I struggle to believe that someone is this stupid.

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  269. Mary Walker McCaffery says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:13 am

    Sumpin wrong wit him.

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  270. Joe Russo says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    If you don’t show up to vote, people like this will take over as they have nearly done so already.

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  271. Joe Russo says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    If you don’t show up to vote, people like this will take over as they have nearly done so already.

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  272. Annastacia Dickerson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Just checking, but is this a satire news report? It’s hard to tell anymore.

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  273. Annastacia Dickerson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Just checking, but is this a satire news report? It’s hard to tell anymore.

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  274. Sarah Haynes says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Wow, just wow, there are no words really..

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  275. Sarah Haynes says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Wow, just wow, there are no words really..

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  276. James Kujawa says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    I fuckin’ love camping (especially Harold). How stupid will we allow humanity to get ?

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  277. James Kujawa says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:28 am

    I fuckin’ love camping (especially Harold). How stupid will we allow humanity to get ?

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  278. Robert Joy says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Just like the Nazis rounded up all the Jews? Way to go Rafael. You’re just a Nazi of a different color. Next you’ll be proposing that we gas them all to death. Certainly you’ll be able to plenty of Bible verses to back up that view as well. Idiot!

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  279. Barron Brandon says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    This man is clearly insane! And it worries me that his son has been indoctrinated into his realm of insanity

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  280. Mooney RM says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    no hope for those two dopes. you just can’t sure stoopid.

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  281. Jen O'Neil says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Guys, this is a satire site.

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  282. Rob Jacobs says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    I find it fairly offensive that he basically states that when you do not practise a certain religion you are automatically void of morals, decency and respectable behaviour. It’s even more hysterical when you realize that by making these statements he’s judging, condemning and basically crucifying others. Hypocrite much?!

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  283. Steve Weinberger says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Talk about bat s#*t crazy.

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  284. Lisa McBride says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    I’ve heard it all. Does anyone else see the irony hear. LMAO. The sad truth about his view is that he himself is spewing words that when imagined would be the words coming out of the Anti Christ or Satsn himself. Round them up and cage them. Steal their children at birth. Shoot them in the head I they try to escape. I hope he doesn’t have as large of a following as ISOL has. Oh wait, maybe he’s their inside man. What an IDIOT. The problem with this world is that everyone’s running around trying to control someone or something else instead of themselves. Control yourself preacher man and people won’t want to DUCT TAPE your mouth.

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  285. Lisa McBride says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    I’ve heard it all. Does anyone else see the irony hear. LMAO. The sad truth about his view is that he himself is spewing words that when imagined would be the words coming out of the Anti Christ or Satsn himself. Round them up and cage them. Steal their children at birth. Shoot them in the head If they try to escape. I hope he doesn’t have as large of a following as ISOL has. Oh wait, maybeeir inside man. What an IDIOT. The problem with this world is that everyone’s running around trying to control someone or something else instead of themselves. Control yourself preacher man and people won’t want to DUCT TAPE your mouth.

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  286. Brian Wisniewski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Hey cunt – Guess what??….. I don’t believe in any God. – Full stop. – So what? … You scare me. You appear be an intelligent being, yet you happily spout this shit. I’ll happily take my chances among the “Godless” – If it avoids sad fucks kike you.

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  287. David Kearns says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Breast milk of course being the most common transmission method for secular humanism, rather than books. heh.

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  288. Bayard Michael says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    The religious insanity is strong in this one. What a wackobird.

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  289. Randolph Ping says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Welcome to Gilead, handmaiden.

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  290. Robin Umbley says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Oh, good! I always wanted to go to camp! I’d like a nice lake with boating and swimming, please.

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  291. John Rowles says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    we are Not ruled by our instincts, but by the Law. 100 Million Voices Against Sharia / Blasphemy LAW

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  292. Veronica Hamel says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Some delusional people are truly dangerous. Sounds like this guy could be one.

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  293. Moses Echs says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    I want to see the video of him saying that.

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  294. Daniel Prak says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    The Muslims post more of a threat!

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  295. Celeste Almerico says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

    This is a joke, right?

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  296. Ralph Huntington says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free,
    there is no male and female, for you are all one…”
    ~ Galatians 3:28 (ESV)

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  297. Ralph Huntington says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free,
    there is no male and female, for you are all one…”
    ~ Galatians 3:28 (ESV)

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  298. Joe Hazelwood says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    God almighty, is this dude for real? Get him on medication stat.

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  299. Joe Hazelwood says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    God almighty, is this dude for real? Get him on medication stat.

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  300. Paul Kidman says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    It is amazing that morons like this still roam the planet.

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  301. Paul Kidman says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:28 am

    It is amazing that morons like this still roam the planet.

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  302. Sheila Santiago says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
    hhmmmmm, no thanks.

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  303. Sheila Santiago says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.

    Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
    hhmmmmm, no thanks.

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  304. Rick Marlar says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    So the same thing these clowns have been trying to do for years legislate morality I am a Christan I am also an American I believe the Bible I also live by Rule of Law and that law is the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I think Mr Cruz should study more American History

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  305. Rick Marlar says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    So the same thing these clowns have been trying to do for years legislate morality I am a Christan I am also an American I believe the Bible I also live by Rule of Law and that law is the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I think Mr Cruz should study more American History

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  306. Renee Kay Begley says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    We have the freedom to believe in whatever religion we like or not at all in the US. Everything he stated is totally un-American as well as crazy. I hope no one listens to him. No wonder his son is wacky. I wouldn’t vote for Cruz if you tried to bribe me and I’m a registered Republican. I am also hearing the word “God” far too much like that is the name of any creator. It is a generic word and they need to say who they mean because some religions have different gods than Christianity. No one owns that word and should think when they say God it is understood just because it is capitalized like I just did.

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  307. Renee Kay Begley says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    We have the freedom to believe in whatever religion we like or not at all in the US. Everything he stated is totally un-American as well as crazy. I hope no one listens to him. No wonder his son is wacky. I wouldn’t vote for Cruz if you tried to bribe me and I’m a registered Republican. I am also hearing the word “God” far too much like that is the name of any creator. It is a generic word and they need to say who they mean because some religions have different gods than Christianity. No one owns that word and should think when they say God it is understood just because it is capitalized like I just did.

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  308. Jesse Needham says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    This is either really bad satire, or purposely deceitful. The article makes a lie (atheist camps) and surrounds it with true remarks. It’s written to be believable.

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  309. Jesse Needham says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    This is either really bad satire, or purposely deceitful. The article makes a lie (atheist camps) and surrounds it with true remarks. It’s written to be believable.

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  310. Tiffany Starr says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Atheist Camp sounds awesome! Where do i sign up?

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  311. Tiffany Starr says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Atheist Camp sounds awesome! Where do i sign up?

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  312. Robert Joy says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Simply hit the “Show Facts” button to see what he really said. The rest is satire.

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  313. Robert Joy says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Simply hit the “Show Facts” button to see what he really said. The rest is satire.

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  314. Doug Van de Zande says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:58 am

    It’s easy for him to say now the mainly Christians plundered, murdered, and raped the natives of North and South America for a period of 400 years.

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  315. Joseph W Olmstead says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:58 am

    These people will not stop at putting just Atheists in ‘Camps’. they probably will want to do what Matt McLaughlin, a licensed attorney in Huntington Beach wants to do to gays — allowing execution of gays. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/calif-officials-required-give-anti-gay-proposal-chance-article-1.2156816

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  316. Dahlia VanderWoude says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:58 am

    hey look it’s Hitler he’s alive

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  317. Kelly Pitman says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    satire works best when mixed with truth

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  318. Douglas Allen Downs says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    I believe Ted dad has some skeletons in his closets. If I recall senior was married few times. He should take a verse from the bible, if you live in a glass house, don’t throw stones

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  319. Pam Theriault Hardee says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    And where would he put Catholic priest that have raped [in God’s name???]. How utterly ridiculous people sound.

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  320. Donald Hastie says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    I am glad that i am Canadian although we do have our share of nut cases up here.

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  321. Henry Phillip says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    there’s no such thing as a “holy rite of atheism.”

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  322. Santiago Agudelo Alzate says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    Are we now dancing naked around the fire, or branding the mark of the devil in our flesh? do we even have any “holy rite”? because i don’t remember that, this guy is as stupid as misinformed.

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  323. Daniel Joseph says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    And let the leftist media attack dogs start their demonization. So predictable- and this site is Satire…worthless

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  324. Jerry Wojcik says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    People are concerned about the Rev. Wright ! This trumps the Rev.

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  325. Donnie Adkins says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    ” that they lead to sexual perversion, sexual abuse, and the complete loss of hope” Yes because only the Catholic church will allow raping of little boys and think it is ok.

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  326. Steven Mast says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    Gee, another “news” satire site.
    No wonder folks can’t seperate fact from fiction anymore.

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  327. Dan Laurier Beaulieu says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    The fact that there are no “holy rites of atheism”. And that we have no interest in dancing naked around a fire or branding any “mark of the Devil” onto our “flesh”.
    And trying to shoot us, tends to make us shoot back…

    All these facts that Cruz seems to have overlooked.

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  328. Russ Letica says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    The sexual perversion comes from Religion, not those who ask for proof of a God. Look back at the centuries of sexual perversion, rapes and torture sanctioned by the Vatican, performed through their Christian Churches for centuries.

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  329. Benjamin Joseph Hoog says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Ya’ll are educated enough to know that this is Satire right???

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  330. Peter Sickles says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    He’d make a good Nazi.

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  331. Alex Palumbo-Green says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    It’s satire y’all

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  332. Benjamin Joseph Hoog says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    If you want to lose all faith in humanity, read the comments below. If you are catching your news from NEWSLO rather than reading it for funny satire, then you probably also think Osama Bin Laden was just “misunderstood!” This is why we have Democrats in office. This is why Obama got a second term. HEY EVERYONE!!! 🙂 THIS IS A SATIRE!

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  333. Jack Bock says:
    March 24, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    How sickening. If he couldn’t garner votes based on these ideas, he would have no candidacy…that’s the amazing thing. That our country is full of people who are this ignorant.

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  334. Paul Wilczynski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Gross ignorance would be 144 of these guys.

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  335. Jeroen van Baardwijk says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Atheism leads to sexual perversion? Someone please remind that moron of exactly which religion has a bad reputation these days thanks to the sexual child abuse by its priests…

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  336. Chris MacKechnie says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Ted Cruz really never had a chance. It actually explains a lot.

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  337. Pierre-Jean Brassac says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Où la religiosité devient déviance morale et fanatisme.
    Bien faibles sont ces piliers de Tea Parties qui ne se sentent pas capables de droiture morale sans la présence imaginaire d’un père fouettard qui voit tout. L’immoralité sexuelle qu’ils redoutent chez les athées est en réalité la leur, tristement refoulée, enkystée dans leur triste scrotum.
    Pour ces gens, il faut croire en quelque chose, que ce soit en Pinocchio ou en Zorro, pourvu que l’on croie. Ceux qui doutent et refusent de croire aux fables et à l’invérifié, aux mythes colportés, pourraient se targuer d’une plus grande force morale, d’un plus grand respect de la vérité. Mais voilà, c’est toujours les culs-bénits que l’on entend.

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  338. William Paul Philibert says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Welcome to the 18th century!

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  339. Sam Jacobs says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    George Carlin said it best! Check it out!

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  340. Sheila Tourangeau says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    apparently he does not listen to the news. In most religions there is more sexual perversion and repression and heathenism than nonreligious people. Get your information correct and if you don’t like gays or lesbians don’t be one. Also about abortion? You are a man so you get no say unless your grow a womb. Also do you believe in the death penalty? Than you have no right to tell women not to kill embroy’s. Killing is killing even in a war. And further more if you don’t believe in big government get out of my womb. Non of your business ever! Also keep in mind just because you are Religious does not mean you are spiritual. What if God is a Woman? Your in trouble!

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  341. Leslie Berry says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    ‘“While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” he added. “Of course, if they step one foot outside the electrified fence we shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”

    He also argued that any children spawned in these camps would be removed at birth so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.’

    ….

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  342. Loana Kaloyanova says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    Isn’t that what ISIS is doing?

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  343. Gabriel Saravia says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    It’s pretty funny that most of the people who believe in God are the most judgemental people out there, a d threaten you that you will burn in hell unless you join there religion to be saved. Last time I checked. Only a sick sadiatic bastard would only say that. That’s like saying, “worship me or else I will burn your entire family or join me and you will be saved. This is exactly why I don’t believe in GOD.

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  344. Gabriel Saravia says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    It’s pretty funny that most of the people who believe in God are the most judgemental people out there, a d threaten you that you will burn in hell unless you join there religion to be saved. Last time I checked. Only a sick sadiatic bastard would only say that. That’s like saying, “worship me or else I will burn your entire family or join me and you will be saved. This is exactly why I don’t believe in GOD.

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  345. Spencer Eden says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    I know a woman who chose to become a lesbian after she was sexually abused for years by her father, a missionary, while the family was living in Africa. Yeah, what about perversion within the Christian camp there, daddyo?

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  346. Spencer Eden says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    I know a woman who chose to become a lesbian after she was sexually abused for years by her father, a missionary, while the family was living in Africa. Yeah, what about perversion within the Christian camp there, daddyo?

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  347. Christopher Paul says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Why do stupid misleading sites make shit up? Show facts and hide facts? What a stupid fucking website. SMH.

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  348. Christopher Paul says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Why do stupid misleading sites make shit up? Show facts and hide facts? What a stupid fucking website. SMH.

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  349. Robert Torok says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Most of you are idiots for taking this seriously.

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  350. Robert Torok says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Most of you are idiots for taking this seriously.

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  351. Mike Coslor says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    A complete loon!

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  352. Mike Coslor says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    A complete loon!

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  353. Gerard David Jr says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    He needs to be in one! Go back to Cuba! And Canada!

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  354. Gerard David Jr says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    He needs to be in one! Go back to Cuba! And Canada!

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  355. Steven Gillott says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Wikipedia defines Atheism as the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. Most inclusively, atheism is the absence of belief that any deities exist. Atheism is contrasted with theism, which, in its most general form, is the belief that at least one deity exists.
    Wikipedia also defines Theistic Satanism (also known as traditional Satanism or spiritual Satanism) is the belief that Satan is a supernatural being or force that individuals may contact and supplicate to.
    Therefore Atheism is not Devil worshiping.
    Moron.

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  356. Mitchell Brown says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    These “satire” “articles” have officially jumped the shark. We are not better off with all the “information” accessible via the interwebs. We are worse off. This stuff – this site included – is nutritional/informative in the way Twinkies are nutritional. Its just stupid. On that note, Cruz and his dad are certifiable. There is no need to make stuff up in order to ridicule them.

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  357. Al Boucher says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Let’s put Cruz’s father in a fenced in area and treat him like he is wanting to treat gays and athiests. Or let’s just end him.

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  358. Kahleen Nowak says:
    March 24, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Can these two be euthanized? Seriously for the good of mankind, country, our sanity.

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  359. Joe Howe says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Why do morons like this guy get any publicity at all? Just adds fuel to they’re fire.

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  360. Nancy Jo Heart says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    I love the way that atheists get so worked up over something they don’t even believe in.

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  361. Larry Gorlitz says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    This is a satire site. This story is not real.

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  362. Trace Norton says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I was thinking we could do the same thing with republicans! They’re more of a threat then atheists!

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  363. Trace Norton says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I was thinking we could do the same thing with republicans! They’re more of a threat then atheists!

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  364. Sherry Fallis says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Unfortunately, the religion this idiot follows, even with it’s moral policy, hasn’t prevented it’s followers from sexual immorality, sexual abuse, or perversion. Kinda negates his position right there, doesn’t it?

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  365. Sherry Fallis says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Unfortunately, the religion this idiot follows, even with it’s moral policy, hasn’t prevented it’s followers from sexual immorality, sexual abuse, or perversion. Kinda negates his position right there, doesn’t it?

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  366. David Robson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Bullet to the back of the head should work.

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  367. David Robson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Bullet to the back of the head should work.

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  368. Rogier van Bakel says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    You all understand this is a satire site, right? https://politicot.com/about-us/

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  369. Nena Sullins says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    this is satire

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  370. Ash Renner Bankes says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    So lack of faith leads to sexual abuse? How about the countless victims of the church. The girls essentially SOLD to their ‘husbands’ in the the name of ‘god’ and ‘faith’…. idiot!

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  371. Dan Wild says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    There’s no way these are actual quotes. Tell me these are not actual quotes.

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  372. Michael Mc Lees says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Test

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  373. Michael Mc Lees says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    Test

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  374. Michael Mc Lees says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    I disagree with the Right Reverend Raphael that babies born in the Heathen Camps should be removed immediately, lest they be tainted by their mother’s breast- milk. That is dangerous as there are sometimes devil children born. Instead the baby should be placed on the surface of a pond and tested. The babies that float are the devil’ s spawn Damian babies. But the babies who sink were innocent, and if they drown they safely go to Limbo .( unless the rev thinks the water test counts as their baptism.) :[email protected]@@

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  375. Michael Mc Lees says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    I disagree with the Right Reverend Raphael that babies born in the Heathen Camps should be removed immediately, lest they be tainted by their mother’s breast- milk. That is dangerous as there are sometimes devil children born. Instead the baby should be placed on the surface of a pond and tested. The babies that float are the devil’ s spawn Damian babies. But the babies who sink were innocent, and if they drown they safely go to Limbo .( unless the rev thinks the water test counts as their baptism.) :[email protected]@@

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  376. Ron Prichard says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    so religion will teach us values that include … imprisoning innocent people in camps because you don’t like their beliefs? who would jesus imprison without cause?

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  377. Patricia Six Perez says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    My 16 yr old daughter is an atheist but she is one of the kindest people I know. I was educated at a Catholic school and some of the nuns and students were very cruel. If only the belief in God made someone a good person… I guess I’ll be going to camp with the atheist even though I believe in God.;-)

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  378. Steve Dickman says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    As much as I can’t stand either Cruz, this is not true. Just click on “SHOW FACTS” below the picture and you’ll see that the gist of the article is satire (although it is troubling that it is absolutely believabe).

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  379. Tim Hargraves says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    Wow, I have’nt vetted this yet, but if there is any truth to it? Wow, is all i got.. Whooosh reel him in, he’s nutz.. Sure put a Cuban’s son in charge, guess we lose the Cold War after all

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  380. Leigh Cavalier says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    Oh Jesus.

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  381. Peter Allibone says:
    March 24, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    What a looney tune!

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  382. Alan Macphail says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Well, to play along with this “Poe”. I propose that every true-believer from every religion be put in an internment camp, and they can be released only when their “God” turns up in person and vouches for them.

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  383. Alan Macphail says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Well, to play along with this “Poe”. I propose that every true-believer from every religion be put in an internment camp, and they can be released only when their “God” turns up in person and vouches for them.

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  384. Matty Boom Batty Simpson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of putting this kind of bull shit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.

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  385. Matty Boom Batty Simpson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of putting this kind of bull shit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.

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  386. Richard Rain Bear Porto says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

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  387. Matty Boom Batty Simpson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of adding and putting this kind of bullshit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.

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  388. Richard Rain Bear Porto says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    I will never fall for what he’s selling what garbage he could take it and shove it. Cawled back under the rock you came out from..

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  389. Phil 'Thrill' Milleville says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    sounds like tyranny to me. i can’t believe this guy is running for president when your father is batshit crazy!

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  390. Phil 'Thrill' Milleville says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    sounds like tyranny to me. i can’t believe this guy is running for president when your father is batshit crazy!

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  391. Richard Rain Bear Porto says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Ted Cruz evil Republican is a Nazi and so is his tea party

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  392. Gary Davis says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Dad,

    I think I’m going to ask you to cool it until I get beyond 4% in the polls., OK?

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  393. Ronnie Lynn Martin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    So it’s a free country, yet he wants to send atheists away where they’ll end up dying and not having freedom? Lmao what?

    And I hope he knows athiest is the participation of not practicing a religion or having a religious practice. I swear people mix up atheism and satanism and Wickenism way too much. Fuck this post was retarded as fuck lmao

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  394. Sid Billiams says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    These are the very “Christians” who are doing most of the sexual abuse. He’s fucking nuts.

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  395. Danny Reavis Siler says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    Nazi much??

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  396. Tom Witherby says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

    You know you are taking this out of context. You lefties have no problem embellishing the facts of any situation if it suits you politically. What Cruz’s dad says has nothing to do with him and his message. What, are you a little scared?

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  397. Richard Kashanski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    Extreme Isis and Extreme Christian Fundamentalism come from the same exact mold. Basic intolerance to any other belief syste besides their own. And this is what the Tea Party wants to support as political candidates to run our country!!

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  398. Bob Gentry says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    The show facts button shows exactly how spun the article is. Like this feature…if it’s for real.

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  399. Chris LaRose says:
    March 24, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    “It’s a free country!” but ONLY if you get on your knee’s and bow down to OUR invisible creator god figure!

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  400. Leo Taylor says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    If Ted follows this doctrine at all, he just lost my vote. First its the Atheists, then it will be the gays and before you know it they’re wearing Swastikas and marching away the Jews. Same deal as 70 years ago, different details.

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  401. Nancy Lewis says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    I’m glad I’m a Pastafarian……I hate camping.

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  402. John Nicholson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    What a loon.

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  403. John Nicholson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    What a loon.

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  404. John Nicholson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    What a loon.

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  405. Rusty McDonald says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!

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  406. Rusty McDonald says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!

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  407. Rusty McDonald says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!

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  408. Simon Errock says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.

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  409. Simon Errock says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.

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  410. Simon Errock says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.

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  411. Paul Cole II says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Maybe Mr Cruz and his father should take a peek at the ten commandments…

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  412. Paul Cole II says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Maybe Mr Cruz and his father should take a peek at the ten commandments…

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  413. Paul Cole II says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!

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  414. Paul Cole II says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!

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  415. Paul Cole II says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!

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  416. Rodney Harrison says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.

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  417. Rodney Harrison says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.

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  418. Rodney Harrison says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.

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  419. Carolyn Livingston says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.

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  420. Carolyn Livingston says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.

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  421. Carolyn Livingston says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.

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  422. Shaun Jones says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?

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  423. Shaun Jones says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?

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  424. Shaun Jones says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?

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  425. Antonio Preda says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    So the only thing that stops him from sexual abuse is his faith? |Than some idiots do need God I suppose.

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  426. Dustin Huffman says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    That’s been done. It’s called Bonnaroo, and it sucks.

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  427. Douglas Wall says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    Wait, That’s Bill Murry on the right isn’t it? This must be from an old SNL news bit since it is so incredibly asinine.

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  428. Ron Machisen says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    All I have to say, “Religion at work!” BTW, atheists don’t believe in the devil either. Idiot

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  429. Daniel Cutting says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    Eating flesh and drinking blood or representation of it is not creepy at all… I’m in!!! Not!!!

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  430. Beth Ledford says:
    March 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    The absolute most hypocritical as well as ridiculous religion in the entire world.

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  431. Carol Jane Wilson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Actually, recent research in America compares different religions in terms of the behavior of young people raised in them. This research now includes ‘no religion as a category. The young people who come out significantly ahead interms of less crime, less drug taking, and stronger ethics are…. those with no religion – including humanists and atheists. Well who knew? Also, your man needs to educate himself about the nature of humanism, he seems to have confused it with some kind of Hollywood version of Satanic rites – puh-lease!!!

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  432. Ibn Shabazz says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    I am a former atheist. If I had been rounded up and put in an atheist camp, I would still be one. I found my faith by starting from scratch.

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  433. Gary Fischer says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    And of course there is no sexual abuse, immorality or adultery among Evangelical Christians.

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  434. Scott Ledridge says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Everyone needs to look at the buttons at the top of the article. I don’t like Ted Cruz, or his father, but this is satire.

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  435. Garth Hudelson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Im sure theres a secular humanist camp at Burningman. Maybe all of them

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  436. Andrew Smith says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Oooooook 😐

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  437. Dorie Sturgeon Poché says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Ted won’t have a chance with this windbag a-blowin’, and he doesn’t have the cojones to tell him so. Now, ain’t that a shame?

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  438. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Hillary Clintons Husband was an immoral jerk. John F Kennedys father was a thief and bandit as well as a bootlegger.

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  439. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Oh we were much better off with the Socialist Mens Room Attendant?

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  440. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Oh we were much better off with the Socialist Mens Room Attendant?

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  441. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Amazing marajuana Bill and Gay Marriage approved on the same day ” The Bible said “If a man lays down with another man , he should be stoned” we were just reading it wrong

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  442. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    Amazing marajuana Bill and Gay Marriage approved on the same day ” The Bible said “If a man lays down with another man , he should be stoned” we were just reading it wrong

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  443. Jesse Clark says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    i could write a book on how everything about this guy defines what is wrong with the world!

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  444. Jesse Clark says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    i could write a book on how everything about this guy defines what is wrong with the world!

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  445. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    The Bible does condone the death penalty, so do I

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  446. Nicholas Vernola says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    The Bible does condone the death penalty, so do I

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  447. Michael Caputo says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    If I’m going to dance around naked I better loose a few pounds

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  448. Michael Caputo says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    If I’m going to dance around naked I better loose a few pounds

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  449. Tim Foster says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    I believe the Cruz family and followers should be placed in camps

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  450. Richard Powell says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    Sounds like a fascist idea that was tried in Germany. Has he forgot. He should be sent back to Cuba and his son back to Canada. They have not earned the right to live in America or be a citizen of this country. These are the people and their hate mongering that is currently tearing at the fabric of America. Let them go back to their natural countries. We don’t need their sick ideologies here.

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  451. Donald Wood says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    I guess he missed all of the sexual deviants who rape and sexually abuse children who are mostly religious people — priests and other men of “the cloth’ — he is seriously dangerous

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  452. Mike Pezzano says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    It sounds like a Cruz/Cruz ticket to me.

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  453. Sonia Davis Smith says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    Hitler in 2015

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  454. Bob Love says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    You go, girl!

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  455. Robert Miller says:
    March 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    Hey Rafael, the reason people leave the Church is because people like you.

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  456. Justin Henderson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    did he also just use a negative communist comment directly after wanting to put atheists in a concentration camp?… hmmmm

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  457. Justin Henderson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    did he also just use a negative communist comment directly after wanting to put atheists in a concentration camp?… hmmmm

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  458. Keith Lampkin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    If atheism is to blame for sexual perversion and sexual a use then how does this idiot explain why most sexual deviants and sexual predators identify themselves with being Christian? Maybe we should ban Christians into internment camps to protect our children.

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  459. Keith Lampkin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    If atheism is to blame for sexual perversion and sexual a use then how does this idiot explain why most sexual deviants and sexual predators identify themselves with being Christian? Maybe we should ban Christians into internment camps to protect our children.

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  460. Justin Henderson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    hey fellow atheists!! WE GET TO GO TO CAMP!!!

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  461. Justin Henderson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    hey fellow atheists!! WE GET TO GO TO CAMP!!!

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  462. Dale Strommen says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    Bwahahahaha. … like father like son.

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  463. Mary Tilacircleends Fish says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    I think this is like the funniest thing ever. Could you dunk your campaign on the first day out or what?!?! LMAO! Last election only 43% of the population came out and voted and Obama is still the pres. The only reason these oil maggots are able to declare running at all is they are FILTHY with Earth destroying oil money.
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    Imagine your Dad just ups and says like the stupidest thing ever on the first day of your campaign. HA HA HA HA! at this rate he won’t make it to 2017. LOL
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    Did you see the “RAND PAUL FOR PRESIDENT” t shirts in the front row of the audience at his announcement at JERRY FALWELL U!?!?! Hilarious.
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    Stupid old white male christian oil maggots are running their last race. The people are waking up and we know that it is all religious wars and profit all the time. The over lords push religious men out there to do their bidding against each other. The armies will soon lay down their arms and stop buying the “destroy, profit and conquer” scum on this planet and say NO MORE WAR!!!
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    PEACE is the only answer. Considering the way they treat the folks who have gone to “defend” the US I can’t imaging being in the military much of a prideful thing anymore and that was the only reason to go fight for your country in the first place.

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  464. Tim Smith says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    Such beautiful Christian thoughts Mr. Cruz. Yes Jesus loves you!!

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  465. Joe Erato says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Not one person here has figured out that this is satire. WOW

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  466. Charles Atkinson says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Wow to think people actually believe this news article. What phony journalist will you believe next?

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  467. Sharon Caslar Gadd says:
    March 24, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    I agree, there are so many “so-called” religious hypocrites in the world who play the “religious card” to get what they want & impress those who really are. The sad part is it works with so many Republicans. There’s an abundance of them people in politics & also in large company’s using religion to climb there way to the top. Sad part is it works! Religion is wonderful if it’s real, not used to better yourself & for all the wrong reasons.

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  468. Gail Bates Yessne says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Wow good to know there is
    Continuity in the family’s
    Mode of thinking. I like the idea of concentration camps

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  469. Gail Bates Yessne says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Wow good to know there is
    Continuity in the family’s
    Mode of thinking. I like the idea of concentration camps

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  470. Bridgette Tuttle says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    OMG- NEWSLO IS NOT REAL! They write pretend stories to embellish a small fact. Come on America. Engage your thinking caps.

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  471. Bridgette Tuttle says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    OMG- NEWSLO IS NOT REAL! They write pretend stories to embellish a small fact. Come on America. Engage your thinking caps.

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  472. Ashley Smith says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    The. Only good thing to remember from this is that he will be dead soon and that will be one less fucktard walking the earth.

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  473. Ashley Smith says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    The. Only good thing to remember from this is that he will be dead soon and that will be one less fucktard walking the earth.

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  474. John Mitchell says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Is this even real?

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  475. John Mitchell says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Is this even real?

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  476. Mark Wyatt says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    He raised Ted telling him he was an anointed king and would be president someday and bring all wealth back to the church to distribute as is written in revelations . These people are sick . This is quite a feat however for him to come this far , alltho we all know its nothing more than a part of the dumb down scripted from above and he’s a jester .

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  477. Mark Wyatt says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    He raised Ted telling him he was an anointed king and would be president someday and bring all wealth back to the church to distribute as is written in revelations . These people are sick . This is quite a feat however for him to come this far , alltho we all know its nothing more than a part of the dumb down scripted from above and he’s a jester .

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  478. Rhonda Fomby says:
    March 24, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    This fool is crazy! Hiding behind the Binle to spout his lunacy. And his son is running for President? Good God, talk about the lunatics running the asylum!

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  479. Kelly Kelnhofer says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    He and his son are the ones that should be “fenced-in”.

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  480. Joe King says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    More scary people who would abuse their fellow humans if they weren’t restrained by fear of punishment and can’t imagine any other motivation for not being evil.

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  481. Fernando Nascimento says:
    March 24, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    The por man is a retard !

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  482. Walter Gatlin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Anyone that go’s against America and its laws should be placed in prison! Oh wait they already do. Its called prison.

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  483. Sue Bonness says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Hypocrisy is strong in this one

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  484. Bill Kruczynski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.

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  485. Bill Kruczynski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.

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  486. Bill Kruczynski says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.

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  487. George Timmons says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..

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  488. George Timmons says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..

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  489. George Timmons says:
    March 24, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..

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  490. Patrick Leonardo Perez says:
    March 24, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    The increasing population of folks that can’t discern truth from satire is why Democrats, or Republicans for that matter, will keep going to the White House. The apparent inability to parse the truth from this article from many that have read it is ironic given the nature of Cruz’ claims. Would you rather Jeremiah Wright as your mentor of Cruz senior? I bet they’re closer in line with condemnation of American culture than we might guess.

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  491. Rod Kervin says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    “It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.” Umm . . . wtf?

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  492. Carrie Shaw says:
    March 24, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Wow. They are nazis. They use nazis tactics like false patriotism and fear mongering. Makes me want to leave this country add they appear to be taking over. ..

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  493. Robert Costain says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:13 am

    hes still fucked up even when i saw the facts xD

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  494. Robert Costain says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:13 am

    hes still fucked up even when i saw the facts xD

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  495. Glenn Hood says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:58 am

    When you at noseblo mature , you’ll see that it’s a disservice to the public to mix fact and fiction . You may have a future in T V evangelism .

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  496. Justin Walker says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:43 am

    I am really happy that this ended up being satire because I was loading a clip to my AR-15 and you now the rest

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  497. Anneke Steyn Barnard says:
    March 25, 2015 at 3:29 am

    Of Course he will say stupid things like that. If all the people are awakened to the truth and realized they have been fed bullshit all of their lives, he will be without an income. So yes, i can understand that he will say stupid things like that, because he himself cannot be very intelligent. The things he said does not make him any different than the extreme ISIS members who are beheading, raping and brutally murdering little children for not following their stupid believes. They are obviously cut from the same fabric.

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  498. John Dailey says:
    March 25, 2015 at 3:59 am

    The factual part is pretty scary

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  499. Marie Dragone says:
    March 25, 2015 at 7:43 am

    I live in Vermont. Dancing around the fire naked, yea we do that all the time. Sounds like Shanghai-la to me , excellent brew, heathen fires, and no Christians. What’s not to like?. And in the winter maybe fly to California and go bike ridding through wine country. How can we make this happen?

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  500. Kathleen Campbell-Dawson says:
    March 25, 2015 at 7:58 am

    I would call that religious hate speech. This is the man that raised Ted Cruz…running for President…Scary.

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  501. Kathleen Campbell-Dawson says:
    March 25, 2015 at 7:58 am

    I would call that religious hate speech. This is the man that raised Ted Cruz…running for President…Scary.

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  502. Jeffery Reynolds says:
    March 25, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Ignoring the satire part, what he did say was intolerant enough, and certainly fails to notice a few truths. The top sex scandal in the world the last two decades has been the abuse of religious men against young children. Evolution doesn’t convert anyone to anything, nor does evolution preclude a belief in god. No one is being arrested for reading the bible. And Obama is not from Kenya. Oh… and a belief in a god who will “forgive us for our sins” is just as likely to lead to any number of sins, because they can always “repent” later and still get into heaven.

    Atheism means being responsible entirely for your actions. No god or devil made you do it with promises of reward or punishment, we made a choice and are the ultimate arbiters of our fate. You won’t see us crying on TV claiming “the devil made me do it” and “but god has forgiven me” like some televangelists I could mention.

    People are bad or good because they choose to be. Not because they are religious or atheist. Those are just excuses.

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  503. Sammie Echols says:
    March 25, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Dear Ted, I really do like you, but if you don’t put a sock in your idiot father’s mouth, you’re not getting my vote.

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  504. Bruce Brown says:
    March 25, 2015 at 9:43 am

    The crazy apple doesnt fall far from the tree

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  505. Cliff Adams says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:43 am

    What a low opinion of humanity to think that our default state is causing harm to others.

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  506. Shaun Harrison says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Tell ya what Mr Cruz you want to put me in a camp i dare you to try to step one foot on my property. I dont give warning shots you and your son are a stain on this world and humanity. Id be happy to send you to whatever god you believe in. Although this is a satire article i cant help but to feel they really think this way

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  507. Riley Callahan says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    These camps go back to the nazi regime and is a slippery slope to another holocaust. ..

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  508. Riley Callahan says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    These camps go back to the nazi regime and is a slippery slope to another holocaust. ..

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  509. Kim Dyer says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    “If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.

    Um.. No. We are ruled by our REASON.

    “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,…

    He thinks capital punishment is just FINE. He’s all for shooting non-believers “between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure”. So much for the “moral absolute” of “thou shall not kill”. Sounds to me like he’s the kind of guy ISIS is looking for.

    And exactly WHAT “holy rites of atheism” is he blathering about?

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  510. Kim Dyer says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:58 am

    “If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.

    Um.. No. We are ruled by our REASON.

    “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,…

    He thinks capital punishment is just FINE. He’s all for shooting non-believers “between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure”. So much for the “moral absolute” of “thou shall not kill”. Sounds to me like he’s the kind of guy ISIS is looking for.

    And exactly WHAT “holy rites of atheism” is he blathering about?

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  511. Jo Lemmons says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    Insanity runs in families. Ted has that sorta look about him. I swear he’s the lost perverted love child of Amy Winehouse and Eddie Munster…..CL

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  512. Jo Lemmons says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    Insanity runs in families. Ted has that sorta look about him. I swear he’s the lost perverted love child of Amy Winehouse and Eddie Munster…..CL

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  513. Ervin Francisco Gaerlan says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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  514. Ervin Francisco Gaerlan says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:13 pm

    The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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  515. Glen Danzig says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    If he doesn’t like this country why doesn’t he go back to Cuba where he came from?

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  516. Michael Allen says:
    March 25, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    This didn’t work out so well for Hitler, but I defy anyone to not draw the similarity here.

    Take all the people who don’t think like us and put them in a camp. Yeah, solid, Christian mentality there.

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  517. Cos Cat says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    SATIRE OR NOT, YOU GOP DIPSHIT TEABAGGERING WHORES NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.. BECAUSE ITS MAKING MURICA LOOK BAD. EVEN ILLEGAL MEXICANS ARE CROSSING BACK OVER THE RIVER WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS LAND.

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  518. Kevin Giles says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    Jackass and jackass Jr.

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  519. Sharon Cserpes says:
    March 25, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    This family is insane. Shame Shame Shame

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  520. Jim Layton says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Statements like these is what will end his run for President. He is a smart guy but he might want to separate church and state. The atheist community will eat him alive with facts, not beliefs.

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  521. Pamela Green Sampson says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    “While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” he added. I find it funny that most people opposed to atheism don’t actually know what it is.

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  522. Deb Kineston says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    These people are idiots! We are NOT a 3rd world country. Concentration Camps … seriously?? Go back to Cuba or where ever your from. Ted Cruz should be put in a camp … mental institution camp!

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  523. Nick DeRoo says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    >>INSTRUCTIONS<< for reading this article. 1st, read it all. Second, go back & just under the picture where there are TWO buttons that read "show facts" & "Hide facts", click on 'SHOW FACTS". You'll then see the "facts" highlighted and what is not, are not factual. I personally blew a gasket when I read this the first time, especially because I follow Jesus Christ! But now imagine if it were the "truth" entirely & they pulled a ropeadope?! yeah man, that thought is even worse. That'd be a full blown abomination of Christianity..probably best to not chase that Rabbit.
    But I will, cause that's just how I roll.

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  524. Barbara Moore says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    Okey dokey now…..At least I see where this man’s son gets his whackiness from…one sick family. Didn’t a man named ‘Hitler’ feel certain groups should be placed in camps?

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  525. John Patrick says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    I think he just went “Full Retard.”

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  526. Bob Baden says:
    March 25, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    So idiocy runs in the family. Got it.

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  527. David Towner says:
    March 25, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Brainwashed idiots like this should read a book other than the bible. Secular societies are historically the most peaceful.

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  528. Tom Courtney says:
    March 25, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    this is a satirical article.

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  529. Noma Fowler-Sandlin says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    Will there be hot tubs at these camps? Organic food? I’m in.

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  530. Todd W Kendle says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Dont believe everything the libs write on the internet, their interpretation. Sometimes leans to their own agendas

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  531. Salvatore Fazzino says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Like father like son. Idiots both.

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  532. James McKinnon says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    There is no such thing as the DEVIL Its all made up by the Church . And many other things. All to keep us in line..

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  533. Kevin Goebel says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Let’s hope some journalists actually ask Ted to comment on whether he agrees with his father about concentration camps.

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  534. Jay Herron says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    funny…they do not look related?

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  535. Rosario Gastaldi says:
    March 25, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    Is that why so many priests are sex abusers?
    I hope the Americans are smart, not to vote this fanatic man Ted Cruz.

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  536. Seraph Crescent says:
    March 25, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    That retarded

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  537. Nat Gifford says:
    March 25, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    Is there a youtube of this?

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  538. George Tirebiter says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    Should probably put all the homosexuals, anarchists, and capitalists in there with them.

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  539. Moose Karloff says:
    March 25, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Seeing how deranged and hateful this bag of ordure is, you have to wonder what kind of values were taught in the household where the no-chance Presidential hopeful grew up. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…

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  540. Aaron Johnson says:
    March 26, 2015 at 1:13 am

    If you need some great being from beyond to tell right from wrong, your not devout, your just an asshole. Seriously you have problems.

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  541. Bob Graves says:
    March 26, 2015 at 4:22 am

    I’ll take it as the truth, just as if this story had been presented on Fox News. We all know that they never lie.

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  542. Fred Beach says:
    March 26, 2015 at 7:22 am

    Of course religion does nothing wrong, look at ISIS, wonderful. Christianity is no better with it’s historic cruelty. And even today survivors of the systematic sexual and physical abuse at the hands of priests and nuns when they were children are going to courts to get justice. Women have always been inferior within modern religion, a mans world, yet it wasn’t true before modern religion arrived, women were often the focus in a Pagan world with beliefs based on the here and now, the natural world rather than myth,

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  543. Nat Gifford says:
    March 26, 2015 at 11:44 am

    One of the things you need to before commenting on this story is select the “show facts” button. If you leave that button on over halk the story disappears.

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  544. Patrick Bresee says:
    March 26, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    …and the earth is 6,000 years old and climate change is a hoax and God hates skeptics and we are all going to burn in hellfire and the holocaust did not happen and electricity does not exist and…

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  545. John Mcavoy says:
    March 26, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    A “Free Country” except for anyone that disagrees with him! The ass doesn’t fall far from the tree!

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  546. Erica Jane says:
    March 26, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    so true, the “christian” elete murdered so many it’s not even possible to count.
    Corperate christians are just as insane as radical Islam,but most of them are not in a third world country so they can’t drive around with guns in pickup trucks. They would replace there get rid of anything that doesn’t go along with our warped belief flyers and tea party flags. All the while Jesus said to love those ppl they try oppressing in a country that seperated religious beliefs and acts from the state. They say they love the consititution that tells them,they may not tread on any humans path to happiness,especially if his path is diffrent from there religious beliefs,those beliefs are void in the constitution. The hypocrisy in astounding and the blind cult thinking deems these type ppl. Unfit to hold any office in a demoracy.

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  547. Billdude Gowing says:
    March 26, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    He’s definately an asshole. I may not be religious but “Judge not lest you be judged” comes to mind.

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  548. Stephanie J Bennink says:
    March 26, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    What a psycho.

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  549. Kristine Harley says:
    March 26, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    Sounds good to me! I like camping! 😉 (This is parody site, people!)

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  550. Michael Oleksak says:
    March 26, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    It is such a shame that anybody with a website can post this type of pure bullshit. Intentionally misleading the public, counting on the fact that people mostly read headlines and then stop reading. I am in NO WAY supporting Ted Cruz – in fact I dislike him.. BUT I think it’s important that we find accurate data on which to base our decisions. We need to stop the dumbing-down of America by letting the Social Media and freelance websites be our source of information. Check your facts people, then recheck them, look around and find sources you feel are trustwothy. The Onion is not one of them, and the jusry is out on this website for now.

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  551. Tulsa Time says:
    March 27, 2015 at 7:31 am

    No different than ISIS, just another radical christian extremist

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  552. Raymond Nieves says:
    March 27, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    So that’s where Ted Cruz got his insanity from. Well mystery over.

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  553. Waurayne Cole says:
    March 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    My God is all kind !!! Who is this insane hitler ????

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  554. Scot Switlick says:
    March 27, 2015 at 8:15 pm

    Mr Cruz the reason your free is because people like my ancestors didn’t want to bow to kings, queens, monarchs and religious nutbags anymore.

    The reason you live in America is because your chriSTAIN ancestors slaughtered the Indians in the name of jesus shitface. Remember their was no letter J in the english language until the 14th century.

    The reason the Catholic church is one of top five land owners in the world, free of real estate taxes is because of morons like you. And lastly remember jesus died on the cross, the same time as the jewish passover and the spring equinox. You know when the fertility goddess of eostra, pronounced easter bring the winter sun back across the equator and the the mighty sun god jesus dies as he crosses the equator heading for the northern hemisphere. Jesus the mythical sungod lies on the equator for almost three days(in his tomb!!!!!!) And on Easter SUNrise service he is reborn, conquering the grave!!!! While in the northern hemisphere spring has arrived and all the cathodicklicks have easter egg hunts and eat pink sugar chickens in celebration. While the intelligent, common sense people know the bunny is the symbol for the female and the chicken is the symbol for the male in the Wicca religion. This is also where Goddess Eostra comes from…. The Easterbunny throws her eggs(sperm) and Chicken(male) lays on them and billions of people are lied to everyday, love the MORON RELIGIOUS NUTBAGS, we should have a holiday for the stupid, we could call it the THE STUPID HUMANS ON A BALL OF DIRT DAY.

    We could eat it as tribute of eating dirts body!!!! Oh so dirty holy
    We could mix it with water and say it his bloody dirty water.
    We could put it on are foreheads so we can identify the morons of our societies
    We could give it to each other as presents on dirty day o my and sing songs about how great he grows the plants and bow our head in it before we eat. Rejoice the dirt is LORD.

    Sorry got to go…………to church in hour and I want to play tennis beforehand cause you know Jesus loves people playing tennis. Thats why god starves kids in Africa they don’t play tennis.

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  555. Don Marsh says:
    March 27, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    I’m not too sure what God he worships, but it sure is NOT mine. I feel so sorry for people on the fringe who have strayed so far from the path that Jesus taught.

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  556. Carle F Svitil says:
    March 28, 2015 at 11:44 am

    So THIS is the FERTILIZER of the EVIL EGG that spawned the likes of TED CRUZ! Yet ANOTHER Village Idiot spews his vile theology amongst the masses. Remember, if you tell the lie often enough, people will believe it to be true. (Same practice that FAUX News uses.)

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  557. Connie Christians says:
    March 28, 2015 at 11:44 am

    Satire aside. Isn’t it revealing that his first ‘concerns’ run right to sexual perversion? He’s a closet pervert himself… Freud-in-a-slip.

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  558. Éric Chalifoux says:
    March 28, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    Even if I don’t live in the US , please USA everyone knows it , don’t vote for republicains , they’re ever dummer than I couldnt ever imagined . Its unconstitutional to place a different ”non religion” group in camps , where is the right to beliefs in their bullcrap talking .

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  559. Don Gillette says:
    March 28, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    They say insanity is hereditary. I believe this explains a lot.

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  560. Sandy Deg says:
    March 28, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    idiot

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  561. Donald Robert says:
    March 28, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    like father, like son, stupid assholes!

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  562. Shirley Silbert says:
    March 28, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    Well now we know where Ted gets it.

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  563. Robert DiLallo says:
    March 28, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    I think people can stop pointing out that a good chunk of this is satirical. The non-satirical parts are awful, regardless. A despicable human being spouting hate under the guise of Christianity. Hey Old Di*khead Cruz… what would Jesus say?

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  564. Robert DiLallo says:
    March 28, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    Yo, Cruz y familia… LET FREEDOM RING! LOUD, CLEAR AND WITHOUT YOUR CHAINS! WE DON’T NEED THE BACKWARD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD LEADING US NOWHERE. WE LOVE REAL, COURAGEOUS LEADERS LIKE BARACK OBAMA WHO SAVED THE COUNTRY FROM THE RIGHT WING NUTS WHO RUINED THE ECONOMY. WOOO-HOOO….

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  565. Edmund Lynn Murray says:
    March 28, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    And yet, the fasted growth in atheism is in the youth who see through the self righteous crap that he is peddling.

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  566. Merlin Clark says:
    March 28, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    How about we send this communist Canadian terrorist and his son home?

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  567. Dan Melillo says:
    March 29, 2015 at 11:21 am

    Reminds me of that crazy Austrian that took over Germany in the 1930s.

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  568. Misti Taylor says:
    March 29, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Well, all I know is that it was certainly a “christian” who molested me and a “christian” who beat the shit out of me for 13 years! And it is the holy catholics who molest MANY children. I have yet to be hurt by an atheist.

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  569. Christopher Jon Östling says:
    March 29, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    Sounds like Hitler all over again. How about we put this nut case and his Spawn in a Mental Institution where they belong!

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  570. Dana Hart says:
    March 29, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    THIS would be hilarious if his offspring wasn’t running for president…
    And is it just me or does he seem preoccupied with sex?

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  571. Dana Hart says:
    March 29, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    THIS would be hilarious if his offspring wasn’t running for president…
    And is it just me or does he seem preoccupied with sex?

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  572. Jim Kennedy says:
    March 29, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    You forgot to mention that he is a Dominionist.

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  573. Chris Seymour says:
    March 30, 2015 at 10:00 am

    Someone arrest this fool and put him in a loony Ben. He is a danger to others.

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  574. Richard Ween says:
    March 31, 2015 at 12:17 am

    Shithead think atheists ain’t got guns just like the right wing hicks? We do. Come and get us!

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  575. Jon Wax says:
    March 31, 2015 at 8:59 am

    Trying to lock down that loss before the game has even started. Bet Palin is looking pretty good right about now, huh?

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  576. Adam Sanders McFleaux says:
    April 2, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    I think we should make a game show where we all get to watch religious extremists fight each other and the winner gets to fight a bear… that’d be good tv.

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  577. Wylie Richardson says:
    April 4, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    wow this guy is worse than west boro i mean seriosly who could be so insane

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  578. Laura Alexis says:
    April 4, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    wow how did this family rise to a level that allows them to be in our faces with such ignorance? delete delete DELETE!

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  579. NP Santangelo says:
    May 10, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    So musslum and Christianity depending how extreme you are.. are pretty close to the same the more extreme the closer they are.

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  580. Z Casimir Kmiotek says:
    May 20, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    About Ted Cruz’s dad, most politicians would be going, “Shut up dad, you’re gonna blow this for me.”

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  581. David Orozco Jr says:
    June 17, 2015 at 12:14 am

    Jajajaja that ted cruz, his head is stuck deep within his ow ass. Tryinv to oive a pipe dream! Jajaja funny guy!

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  582. Jeffrey Mathis says:
    July 3, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    Teddy’s ol’ pappy is stark raving nuts and should be locked up in a loony bin. It does explain
    a lot about Ted Cruz and why he is the prince of the lunatic fringe. this a a reminder why I am no longer a Republican.

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  583. Deborah Kitzul says:
    December 9, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    When did anyone witness Atheists practice their ” holy rights ?” I believe old Teddy boys dad is thinking of Christians.

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  584. Deborah Kitzul says:
    December 9, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    Jusist Priest. what a sick mother pucker.

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  585. Benjamin Mitchell says:
    December 10, 2015 at 7:58 am

    Better start the camp off with all of the God fearing boy raping priests.

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  586. Scott Kochman says:
    December 10, 2015 at 9:30 am

    “It’s a free country,” he said. “We shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”

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  587. Scott Kochman says:
    December 10, 2015 at 9:30 am

    “It’s a free country,” he said. “We shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”

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  588. Suanne Pearson Dunn says:
    December 10, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    Wow, there is just as much abuse perpetuated by the God fearing as not. What a tool.

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  589. Susan Reid says:
    December 10, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    What an idiot! There are no rites of atheism. We believe we are responsible for what we put out there and we can’t get forgiveness from a spiritual being when we act badly. We believe this is it and we live fully.

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  590. Susan Reid says:
    December 10, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    What an idiot! There are no rites of atheism. We believe we are responsible for what we put out there and we can’t get forgiveness from a spiritual being when we act badly. We believe this is it and we live fully.

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  591. Cynthia Page says:
    December 10, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    When did we become a nation of crazy people? I must have missed that part of history class.

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  592. Cynthia Page says:
    December 10, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    When did we become a nation of crazy people? I must have missed that part of history class.

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  593. Cherri Stockton Woolbert says:
    December 10, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    Whew! What would he do with us if this wasn’t a free country?

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  594. Cherri Stockton Woolbert says:
    December 10, 2015 at 4:09 pm

    Whew! What would he do with us if this wasn’t a free country?

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  595. Lynn Rowe says:
    December 10, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    And THIS is why American “christians” are making “Christian” a nasty vile dirty word.

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  596. Lynn Rowe says:
    December 10, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    And THIS is why American “christians” are making “Christian” a nasty vile dirty word.

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  597. Lisa Stein says:
    December 10, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    Wow, what happened to freedom of Religion and freedom of Speech. Between Cruz and Trump I do not know who is worse. At least Cruz cannot run for President.

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  598. Lisa Stein says:
    December 10, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    Wow, what happened to freedom of Religion and freedom of Speech. Between Cruz and Trump I do not know who is worse. At least Cruz cannot run for President.

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  599. Chris Taylor says:
    December 10, 2015 at 6:55 pm

    Probably a third of this article is actually true. Hit the “show facts” button. Most of this is bullshit for “entertainment”? In either case… Those heathen zones sound pretty fun.

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  600. Tom McAuliffe says:
    December 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    How frightening is that? Does this out trump Trump?

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  601. Tom McAuliffe says:
    December 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    How frightening is that? Does this out trump Trump?

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  602. Steve Caicco says:
    December 11, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    Its no wonder Ted Cruz thinks immigrants don’t understand our country or values and are prone to violence.

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  603. Katie Kintner says:
    January 23, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    Why would atheists be conducting “holy rites”? They’re atheists! This old goat is nuttier than a fruitcake.

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  604. Richard Goscicki says:
    January 24, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    A lot of these hole rollers see atheists as worshippers of the devil and hence prey to our instincts. But a disbelief in God, also implies a disbelief in the Devil. We’re free of his Lucifer nonsense obviously meant to scare believers. “The devil” is simply our evolutionary baggage: sex, the base emotions of the hindbrain, envy etc. It isn’t evil, just part of being alive.

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  605. Richard Goscicki says:
    January 24, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    A lot of these hole rollers see atheists as worshippers of the devil and hence prey to our instincts. But a disbelief in God, also implies a disbelief in the Devil. We’re free of his Lucifer nonsense obviously meant to scare believers. “The devil” is simply our evolutionary baggage: sex, the base emotions of the hindbrain, envy etc. It isn’t evil, just part of being alive.

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  606. Craig White says:
    January 24, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Holy Crap!! And they say Muslims are fucked up!!

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  607. Craig White says:
    January 24, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Holy Crap!! And they say Muslims are fucked up!!

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  608. Kate Karwowska says:
    January 24, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Why don’t we ask the Duggars about that sexual perversion shit. Since they’re so “godly”, you know.

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  609. Kate Karwowska says:
    January 24, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Why don’t we ask the Duggars about that sexual perversion shit. Since they’re so “godly”, you know.

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  610. John Hilgeman says:
    January 24, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    If Cruz and his ilk need an invisible god (who threatens severe torture if they stray) to keep them moral, they are not very moral to begin with. And their god is no better than any human despot who ever lived.

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  611. Lee Hogan Holden says:
    January 24, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    one of the main ills facing our society that leads to sexual perversion is sexual abuse by CATHOLIC PRIESTS – try blaming the Athiest for THAT one!

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  612. Robert Golledge says:
    January 24, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    This asshole is certifiable!

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  613. Robert Golledge says:
    January 24, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    This asshole is certifiable!

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  614. Thea Girard Marshall says:
    January 25, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’: coming to a Reality near you

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  615. James Ferguson says:
    January 27, 2016 at 1:09 am

    The lack of morality in Cruze’s positions and in these remarks make his view the opposite of Christian. No, people who differ from you are not amoral apes to be locked up.

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  616. David Schultz says:
    January 27, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    HELLO PEOPLE! NEWSLO IS SATIRE.

    Below the picture is a button that says “SHOW FACTS”. Click on that and the true content will be highlited. The rest is not true.

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  617. Pat Trick Dicey says:
    February 1, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Fuck you cultist

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  618. Pat Trick Dicey says:
    February 1, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Fuck you cultist

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  619. Kevin Bradley says:
    February 3, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Save America kill Ted Cruz and his entire religitard family!!!

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  620. Rough Houser says:
    February 3, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    “…In the past, Cruz, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty…”
    So…that whole Thou Shalt Not Kill thing in the Bible…that was Moses having a laugh, was it? Wasn’t that supposed to be a Fairly Important Message from On High? You’d think a preacher might’ve rememebered that one, because I’m agnostic, not at all Christian, and even I know that one. LOL, so it’s fine to put atheists inconcentration camps, but Starbuck’s has a plain red cup design in December and it’s a WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTIANITY! The height of hypocrisy. What a joke these people have become. Living cartoons.

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  621. Joan James says:
    February 3, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Both father and son are terrifying. They are the opposite of what this country stands forand the thought of “Prez Cruz” makes my stomach turn over. I’m sure Canada doesn’t want them, nor Cubaand we shouldn’t have to put up with them either. They’re both very, very sick and they both need to go away…far, far away!

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  622. Joan James says:
    February 3, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Both father and son are terrifying. They are the opposite of what this country stands forand the thought of “Prez Cruz” makes my stomach turn over. I’m sure Canada doesn’t want them, nor Cubaand we shouldn’t have to put up with them either. They’re both very, very sick and they both need to go away…far, far away!

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  623. Bill Brasky says:
    February 4, 2016 at 10:35 am

    The First Amendment is only for the right people, y’all.

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  624. Patty Shenker says:
    February 4, 2016 at 11:49 am

    This is absolutely frightening. Religion & its many zealots are ruining America, not atheists. These nuts can see God but not climate change! I wish Cruz & his dad had both been aborted!

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  625. Patty Shenker says:
    February 4, 2016 at 11:49 am

    This is absolutely frightening. Religion & its many zealots are ruining America, not atheists. These nuts can see God but not climate change! I wish Cruz & his dad had both been aborted!

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  626. Nigel Osborne says:
    February 4, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    And why Ted Cruz is unfit to be President of the United States. The apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy tree.

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  627. Michael Elders says:
    February 14, 2016 at 9:02 am

    The only difference between Islamic Extremist and Christen Fundamentalist is Of wait there is not one.

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  628. Mark Potochnik says:
    February 15, 2016 at 8:52 am

    OK, Atheists in camps. Latinos in camos. Islam in camps. God bless America!

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  629. Mark Potochnik says:
    February 15, 2016 at 8:52 am

    OK, Atheists in camps. Latinos in camos. Islam in camps. God bless America!

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  630. Jeff Schnitzer says:
    February 15, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    After all this he wont be able to run. thank God

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  631. Justin M.J. Harris says:
    February 26, 2016 at 12:54 am

    What the hell did I just read

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  632. Jeffrey Hesketh says:
    February 26, 2016 at 7:33 am

    Predictably, where do we find more sexual perversion, sexual assault and child molestation, the faith-based community, where do we find the most vile, disgusting and delusional behavior amongst human beings, like blowing themselves up or shooting and killing people at doctor’s offices based on religious superstitions, the faith-based community.

    Daddy Cruz joins a long line of residents within the faith-based community who would prefer to martyr themselves than live, they can’t wait for the world to spiral out of control and for society to fail so they can gloat over the very result they wishfully seek.

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  633. Jeffrey Hesketh says:
    February 26, 2016 at 7:33 am

    Predictably, where do we find more sexual perversion, sexual assault and child molestation, the faith-based community, where do we find the most vile, disgusting and delusional behavior amongst human beings, like blowing themselves up or shooting and killing people at doctor’s offices based on religious superstitions, the faith-based community.

    Daddy Cruz joins a long line of residents within the faith-based community who would prefer to martyr themselves than live, they can’t wait for the world to spiral out of control and for society to fail so they can gloat over the very result they wishfully seek.

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  634. James Smith says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    They’re a bunch of religious nuts who want to persecute anyone who isn’t a Christian.
    First it was Muslims, now it’s atheists.

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  635. Ronald Woolever says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    Would these be the same camps they are planning on sticking the Muslims in?

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  636. Pamela Laudenslager says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    So- this is what Ted grew up believing? And we have peole in this country still wondering WHY the ‘leader’ of this country needs to be born of American parent(S) on American soil!!

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  637. Maryann Genzel says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    Explained_ Natural Born Citizen & Naturalized Citizen – Freedom Outpost.mhtml
    http://freedomoutpost.com/explained-natural-born-citizen-naturalized-citizen/

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  638. Susan Brodniak says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    This site is a factual news/satire mixture. You can click on the FACTS button and it will highlight what is actually true. The rest is pure BS. As much as I WANT to believe this is all true….it’s not.

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  639. Arturo William Carralero says:
    April 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    I knew this had to be Onion or something! http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzcamp.asp

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  640. Chasse Court says:
    April 5, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Let’s all just put him in front of a firing squad and be done with his stupidty and while we are at it include that son of his who always has a look on his face like he’s let go of a really eggy one and no ones noticed.

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  641. Chasse Court says:
    April 5, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Let’s all just put him in front of a firing squad and be done with his stupidty and while we are at it include that son of his who always has a look on his face like he’s let go of a really eggy one and no ones noticed.

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  642. David Wiseberg says:
    April 6, 2016 at 11:04 am

    Mr. Cruse,is living proof of a loving God.

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  643. Ray Parent says:
    April 26, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    Just try to put me in a camp you old sick bastard. Another Religous wing nut, right up there with Palin and Robertson

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  644. Ray Parent says:
    April 26, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    Just try to put me in a camp you old sick bastard. Another Religous wing nut, right up there with Palin and Robertson

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  645. Chuck Bentjen says:
    April 27, 2016 at 9:38 am

    What he is proprosing is so far from what Jesus taught that it’s scary. IMHO evangelicals are the pharasies of today.

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  646. Chuck Bentjen says:
    April 27, 2016 at 9:38 am

    What he is proprosing is so far from what Jesus taught that it’s scary. IMHO evangelicals are the pharasies of today.

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  647. Charles Stein says:
    April 27, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    They actually let this guy out on the streets?

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  648. Charles Stein says:
    April 27, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    They actually let this guy out on the streets?

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  649. Victoria Martinez says:
    April 27, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Maybe we should have camps for haters like the Cruz’…How would they like that?

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  650. Erica Scott says:
    April 27, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    I am an atheist. And I am a far better person than you, you miserable old man.

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  651. Erica Scott says:
    April 27, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    I am an atheist. And I am a far better person than you, you miserable old man.

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  652. Kim Dyer says:
    April 27, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Seems to me there are a lot of pedophiles who are Christian clergy.

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  653. Bill Taylor says:
    April 27, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    RICHARD DAWKINS, F.R.S.
    OXFORD, U.K.
    Dear Friends,
    If you live in America the chances are good that your next door neighbor believes the following: the Inventor of the laws of physics and Programmer of the DNA code decided to enter the uterus of a Jewish virgin, got himself born, then deliberately had himself tortured and executed because he couldn’t think of a better way to forgive the theft of an apple, committed at the instigation of a talking snake. As Creator of the majestically expanding universe, he not only understands relativistic gravity and quantum mechanics but actually designed them. Yet what he really cares about is “sin,” abortion, how often you go to church, and whether gay people should marry. Statistically, the chances are that your neighbors believe all that – and they can vote.

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  654. Bill Loman says:
    April 28, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Now you understand why Ted is Ted. He never had a chance to be a normal, thoughtful, intelligent human being. Most of the religious “products of lustful loins” have such hardwired, damaged character flaws that they themselves cannot see what is obvious to normal rational human beings. Religious zealots will never conquer a rational people no more that communism.

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  655. Bill Loman says:
    April 28, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Now you understand why Ted is Ted. He never had a chance to be a normal, thoughtful, intelligent human being. Most of the religious “products of lustful loins” have such hardwired, damaged character flaws that they themselves cannot see what is obvious to normal rational human beings. Religious zealots will never conquer a rational people no more that communism.

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  656. Leigh Hamilton says:
    April 28, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    This is a “hybrid” news and satire site, but I have to tell you, The Cruzes are just this creepy. Check out some of Daddy Cruz’s videos and you’ll see what I mean.

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  657. Leigh Hamilton says:
    April 28, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    This is a “hybrid” news and satire site, but I have to tell you, The Cruzes are just this creepy. Check out some of Daddy Cruz’s videos and you’ll see what I mean.

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  658. Leigh Hamilton says:
    April 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Watch this video about Papa Cruz saying exactly what is in this article.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOIXCj-yppU

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  659. Michael Hoppe says:
    April 28, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    The United States has special places just for people like the cruzes. They’re called mental institutions and they are there to house and care for the severely mentally ill.

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  660. Janet Halikas says:
    April 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    What a sad and pathetic family.

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  661. Janet Halikas says:
    April 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    What a sad and pathetic family.

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  662. Ralph Donohue says:
    April 29, 2016 at 1:42 am

    “Shoot between the eyes if they try to escape” And this ass claims to be a follower of Jesus ???

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  663. Ralph Donohue says:
    April 29, 2016 at 1:42 am

    “Shoot between the eyes if they try to escape” And this ass claims to be a follower of Jesus ???

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  664. Ralph Donohue says:
    April 29, 2016 at 1:53 am

    So Teddy is one of those 6000 year old earth morons?

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  665. Ralph Donohue says:
    April 29, 2016 at 1:53 am

    So Teddy is one of those 6000 year old earth morons?

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  666. Tony Birchwood says:
    April 29, 2016 at 4:58 am

    Just reading that made me forget completely what century I’m living in. When you hear this kind of thing it’s easy to understand why religeon has been at the heart of the most bloody slaughters in human history.

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  667. Tony Birchwood says:
    April 29, 2016 at 4:58 am

    Just reading that made me forget completely what century I’m living in. When you hear this kind of thing it’s easy to understand why religeon has been at the heart of the most bloody slaughters in human history.

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  668. Robert Lipscomb says:
    April 30, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    I have a better idea, lets put his head on the chopping block.

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  669. Robert Lipscomb says:
    April 30, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    I have a better idea, lets put his head on the chopping block.

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  670. Kay Ungewitter says:
    May 2, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    I can’t stand Cruz BUT this article is total BS!! It should make everyone mad when this crap is being made up and posted freely around the internet.

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  671. Kay Ungewitter says:
    May 2, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    I can’t stand Cruz BUT this article is total BS!! It should make everyone mad when this crap is being made up and posted freely around the internet.

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  672. Lisa Parrey says:
    May 2, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    To some extent I agree with ““If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion” the rest I feel is suficient evidence for the need for him to be committed. Especially when he feels that these attitudes are due to their mothers breast milk “birth-mother’s tainted breast milk”. Was this guy serious, as I find his ideas completely disturbing. I am thinking perhaps his ideas around athiests maybe good for him and anyone else who think this. /And I am not an athiest and I don’t live in the US.

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  673. Lisa Parrey says:
    May 2, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    To some extent I agree with ““If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion” the rest I feel is suficient evidence for the need for him to be committed. Especially when he feels that these attitudes are due to their mothers breast milk “birth-mother’s tainted breast milk”. Was this guy serious, as I find his ideas completely disturbing. I am thinking perhaps his ideas around athiests maybe good for him and anyone else who think this. /And I am not an athiest and I don’t live in the US.

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  674. Gary Markle says:
    May 3, 2016 at 8:36 am

    ~ The Separation Of Church And Hate:

    There is a good reason why Church and State must always remain separate. Let’s get something straight, right from the start: A theocratic state is not a free state, and never will be. I’m sure it was never Jesus’ intention nor was it His will that anyone should be dominated in His name, the name of Christ. That is the will of men. To be accurate, the concept in itself is anti-Christian. You can only follow Christ by choice, not by legislation.

    It seems some people are more intent on casting stones at perceived sinners than propagating the love of Christ. ~ “Above all else, I command you love one another”. ~ This was the message that Jesus preached, and as far as I can see, the worth of a soul will only be measured as such. But I can assure you of one thing, when your time of judgment comes, you won’t be asked to recite scripture, but rather, if anything, the question will be: Did you get the message and live by it?

    For all of you people out there on the religious right, you should try to remember that looking for sins to condemn, and people to persecute in the name of God, is simply Satan’s way of keeping you from seeing what is good and praiseworthy. It’s Satan’s favorite means of deceit; getting people to hate and kill each other in the name of God and Christ Jesus. Twisting scripture to incite hatred and division.

    Understand this; that by doing so, you are defaming the name of Christ, associating Jesus with bigotry and hate. Jesus was never cursed with these feelings, these sins that you commit in His name. It’s widely agreed that He rose above it all, and to use His name for the justification of spreading contempt and hatred for anyone is true heresy. It isn’t Pro-Christ by any means, but clearly Anti-Christ.

    *******************************************************************
    ~ It doesn’t really seem to matter at this point if you believe in God and Christ or not. What we have are Anti-Christians, the antithesis of the persona Jesus, and they are attempting, through legislation, to declare America to be a theocratic state and nation, legitimizing discrimination under the false guise of “religious freedom”. If you’re not one of the “chosen” you’re fair game for persecution, oppression and abuse. It’s a perfect “us” and “them” scenario. If you express opposing views to the “Order” or you’re a non-believer, or in any way perceived as a “sinner”, they’ll be coming for you.

    ~ Anti-Christians ~ The scriptures flow as sweet as honey from their lips, seducing and robbing in the name of God. These are the ones Jesus spoke of that would come in the End Times and deceive many in His name. Anti-Christians: You will know them by their bigotry, their hatred, and their contempt for “others”.

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  675. Gary Markle says:
    May 3, 2016 at 8:36 am

    ~ The Separation Of Church And Hate:

    There is a good reason why Church and State must always remain separate. Let’s get something straight, right from the start: A theocratic state is not a free state, and never will be. I’m sure it was never Jesus’ intention nor was it His will that anyone should be dominated in His name, the name of Christ. That is the will of men. To be accurate, the concept in itself is anti-Christian. You can only follow Christ by choice, not by legislation.

    It seems some people are more intent on casting stones at perceived sinners than propagating the love of Christ. ~ “Above all else, I command you love one another”. ~ This was the message that Jesus preached, and as far as I can see, the worth of a soul will only be measured as such. But I can assure you of one thing, when your time of judgment comes, you won’t be asked to recite scripture, but rather, if anything, the question will be: Did you get the message and live by it?

    For all of you people out there on the religious right, you should try to remember that looking for sins to condemn, and people to persecute in the name of God, is simply Satan’s way of keeping you from seeing what is good and praiseworthy. It’s Satan’s favorite means of deceit; getting people to hate and kill each other in the name of God and Christ Jesus. Twisting scripture to incite hatred and division.

    Understand this; that by doing so, you are defaming the name of Christ, associating Jesus with bigotry and hate. Jesus was never cursed with these feelings, these sins that you commit in His name. It’s widely agreed that He rose above it all, and to use His name for the justification of spreading contempt and hatred for anyone is true heresy. It isn’t Pro-Christ by any means, but clearly Anti-Christ.

    *******************************************************************
    ~ It doesn’t really seem to matter at this point if you believe in God and Christ or not. What we have are Anti-Christians, the antithesis of the persona Jesus, and they are attempting, through legislation, to declare America to be a theocratic state and nation, legitimizing discrimination under the false guise of “religious freedom”. If you’re not one of the “chosen” you’re fair game for persecution, oppression and abuse. It’s a perfect “us” and “them” scenario. If you express opposing views to the “Order” or you’re a non-believer, or in any way perceived as a “sinner”, they’ll be coming for you.

    ~ Anti-Christians ~ The scriptures flow as sweet as honey from their lips, seducing and robbing in the name of God. These are the ones Jesus spoke of that would come in the End Times and deceive many in His name. Anti-Christians: You will know them by their bigotry, their hatred, and their contempt for “others”.

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