EARLSBORO, Okla. – Rafael Cruz, father of Texas Senator and Tea-Party favorite Ted Cruz father, spoke recently against atheism and secular humanism at a gathering of an Oklahoma Second Amendment advocacy group.
He claimed that the belief systems are two of the main ills facing our society, that they lead to sexual perversion, sexual abuse, and the complete loss of hope, and that people following these two views should be rounded up and placed in special ‘camps’ to keep them separated from the rest of America.
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Ted Cruz Father Suggests Placing Atheists
“If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”
In the past, Ted Cruz father, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty, that evolution is a communist trick aimed at converting people to atheism, that legalizing gay marriage will lead to preachers being arrested for hate speech just for reading the Bible, and that President Obama is a tyrant who needs to go back to Kenya. This is, however, the first time he’s laid out his plan on how to save mankind from secular humanism.
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Ted Cruz father warned that atheists are in danger of corrupting the youth of America and called for action before America was overrun. Ted Cruz father solution to what he termed ‘the problem of the Godless’ is the creation of a series of ‘Heathen Zones’- fenced-in camps located mostly in Northern California and Vermont.
He Also Said About Their Holy Rites of Atheism
“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”
“While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” Ted Cruz father added. “Of course, if they step one foot outside the electrified fence we shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”
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He also argued that any children spawned in these camps would be removed at birth so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.
675 Comments
Ted Cruz Heritage
Sick old bastard; never fought in the Cuban Revolution; was an informant for Batista. January 2,1957 allegedly ratted on four 14 year-olds who were then tortured to death. William Soler became a martyr of the Revolution. Cubans want this guy back in front of a firing squad.
Karen Bernauer
Oh my. What a completely disgusting old man. Go back to Cuba Mr. Cruz. We don’t want you here in the land of the free.
Amy Rogers
This guy is a hoot!!! 2 bad he has a gullible audience. He is the price we pay for free speech. Drag him into the sunlight enough, and he will dry up and wither away….
Mindy Gregersen
It’s fascinating, to me, that conservatives are always comparing liberals to Hitler.
Nazi germany:
Banned/ executed homosexuals and atheists
Had prayer in school
Banned abortion
Sound familiar?
Gary Oak
So, um, can someone in America sue him for hate speech now? He actually is breaching free speech here, if you promote violence you’re not covered under the first amendment.
Pretty sure “Round them all into camps and shoot them if they leave” falls under that category.
Kristen Adkins
None of the atheists I know believe in the devil, dance around naked; and they’re a hell of alot smarter than this old bastard and his shitbag son.
Gary DeVaney
Ted’s mindset father best depicts what the Biblical God would be if it was real and among Earth’s Human Beings. Just like the Westborough Baptist Church clergy, this clergy is nuts. If Ted shares his insane nonsense, what does that say about the insane, religious sheep who politically support him?
Dallas Moore
Ted Cruz is too stupid to realize that about 95% of the worlds leading scientists, the greatest minds in the world, are Atheists and Agnostics. The people who lead the frontier in science and technology which fuels the engine for economic growth and medicine. The people who make amazing new discoveries. The people who base their life’s decisions on reason and only accept facts supported by empirical evidence. The people who base their moral values on compassion, dignity, and reason.
Todd Randall
Some of that is true, other is satire.
Amanda Apicella
Dafaq is wrong with this guy? This is insane. Why hasn’t he been locked up yet? He is clearly delusional!
Also, Atheists do not believe in the devil, nor do they dance around fires naked. They do not believe in God or the devil, they are just people who live their lives like anyone else except they do not feel they need the threat of hell or reward of heaven after death to be decent human beings. Another thing RELIGION IS NOT TRANSFERRED VIA BREAST MILK!
Nicole Worthley
“It’s a free country” but were gonna put those that think other than what we believe into camps. Atheists like myself are just people that deny the existence of a supreme being such as god. I believe in evolution because there is scientific proof. I don’t go bashing other religions in fact I take classes about them to learn more. The last time people were pit in camps was the fucking holocaust but he seems to have forgotten that.
Kay Lynn
Can’t brand the “mark of the Devil” if they don’t believe in the Devil…… fucktard…
William King
These Dominionists are serious in their rhetoric. They hate people not like them, including we seculars and atheists. We need to take them very seriously. Dominionists want to kill us. Get that fact ingrained into your heads, They also want power and control. Look at how many of them are in our government and military. You better get prepared and help organize for armed resistance. The next American Civil War is coming.
Jim Slark
this clown’s goal is to convert, as mandated by the Abrahamic religions Christianity and Islam. Attempts to convert bring hatred, wars and killing, which can described as works of a devil. Logically these religions are works of the devil, as are these two clowns.
Shelly Eaton
He needs to learn some history….what a jack ass
Eric Bob Luckey
This guy has me wearing my lollerblades. If anything…it would be the best Summer camp I have ever been to. 😉
Pauline Mahler
not sure if satire, or something that old goofball actually said
Michael Chen-Thompson
I was tricked by this site YET AGAIN.
Michael J. Marra
The facts are scary, yes. But the responses here belie the fact that the craziest parts are made up.
Allison Hanna
But wait, we don’t believe in the devil either.
Brent Cisco
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Yu Fired
Can we just send these two back to Canada? In camps? Have no morals? Last time I checked, animals with a small brain are lead by instincts, humans have a large advanced brain and use common fucking sense when making any decisions(usually) and don’t need any fucking skydaddy to do it either. Someone just kill those Cruz fuckers…
Ben Rappleye
Remember people, this is satire, not reality; I pity those of you who do not understand that this is not reality
Jay CrazyCabbie Diefenderfer
This is actually a pretty good idea. This way we’re surrounded by other THINKERS instead of idiots like him.
Nancy Bair
This is fascism clear and simple!
Colleen Ryan
His father is even crazier than he is!!!
Roni Evans Healy
His comments are reminiscent of the reteoric heard from Nazi’s about one facet of society being better than another! This man should go back to Cuba, he would be welcome!
Kristian Alekov
Last time I checked all the sexual abuse to children was done in churches, by priests. Maybe time to check the facts?
Hebert Happo
“leads us to sexual abuse”… Ummmmm… Should we ask Alter boys from around the world about sexual abuse???
Anita Tippets
Has he read the bible? And speaking of sexual abuse…how are all those altar boys holding up?
Joy Bonehill
these people are no different than the German Nazi w/their way of thinking. live and let live people or die trying to make everything go YOUR WAY…..never never never heard anything more absurd; hateful; unenlightened and I say “you people who think this way are in cahoots with the devil himself” mind your own fucking business & bugger off
Joel Henry
wonder what he has to say about all the sex scandals involving the Catholic priests that they have been covering up for many years.
Danny J Chen
If all religious teachings are means for realizing the truth, and if phenomenal lives are conditioned, there must be some differences among people themselves. Some conditions are common to all, some belonging only to certain people. For this reason people have various reactions, and should be offered different or even contradictory solutions to their problems. Each of these reactions or solutions is partially true and capable of leading some people toward spiritual advancement. From this standpoint, all doctrines, practices and accomplishments are different gates leading to the same destination. You don’t need a god to tell you what is right or wrong. Instincts he says, well damn, my instincts says this man needs to brush up on his Anthropology before spewing about moral absolutes and the “ills of society”, one being a religious fanatic bent on the massacre of human rights. Take one step into that hell hole and next you will advocate to ban all religions but the one he claims to be the true path to whatever salvation his crooked rational would cook up.
Colleen Dignam
you all know this is an Onion-like article where they take something real that someone said and the embelish it to be funny or shocking… that’s why there’s button for “show facts” and “hide facts” And just for the record Atheism is lack of belief. Its not a religion. I don’t believe in Fairies or Angels, or leprechauns but there’s no name for that is there? Also, I bet you don’t believe in Zeus or Thor, so that means you are an Atheist too because you don’t believe in the thousands of gods that were created before and after Abraham’s god, just Abrahams sky god. So, we’re all Atheists, I just have one more god on my not believing list than you do.
Howard Hicks
This guy shouldn’t get air time! The church is full of sinners. Sexual perverts, and hypocritical people. Like all groups, it also has good people trying to live up to their moral standards. I know good people who are gay and I prefer their company to this idiot!!
Albert Hoffman
I have yet to find an athiest church, holy book, holiday, clergy, doctrine or rites. I have also found it gratifying that I don’t have to have a battle of knowledge or witts with unarmed people. The people who think it is a religion probably think Christ was born on December 25th.
Johnstone Little
This is how the nazis came to power,people like him spewing nonsense and nobody doing anything about their sick words.He’s a chinless wonder,and where did he steal his money from.
Karen Peters
It may be satire, but it truely expresses the hate that this man has for his fellow human beings. Just how far from the truth is this really. All I can say is he sure does give “the heathens” a lot of credit for the power they possess. LOL
Catie McIntyre Walker
The old man doesn’t seem to grasp that America was founded by people who were trying to escape religious persecution.
Curtis D'Ettorre
Someone relevant groups just do the American things, sue him for slander and hate talk, get it over with.
Forrest Crock
You can’t be arrested for hate speech. For hate crimes yes, but not hate speech.
Amber Nail
You people and your sky wizards. Smh.
John Larsen
Ron Paul 2012!
James L. Hendricks
Here’s something to think about over the weekend. Ted Cruz is elected president . . which cabinet post will he give his father? Homeland Security? Department of Labor (Arbeit Macht Frei). Comments, please . . .
Rick Conklin
You do realize this is a satire site, don’t you?
Derek Patterson
and he says people with god are sexally moral. ha just look at preists
Valerie Martin
The fact that someone could THINK something
like this, let alone say it out loud? One would think
he has expressed these thoughts & ideas to young
Raphael. Why don’t we hear Jr. expressing his shock
at the elder Cruz’s remarks? Could it be he actually
AGREES?
If, as Rand Paul believes, Bill Clinton’s actions make
Hillary unfit to serve as POTUS, couldn’t the same be
said about Raphael Cruz jr?
Barbie Nielsen
I am a Christian, just to be clear, and this is the most rediculious thing I’ve heard this year. I’ve seen a lot of hateful posts going both ways on this sort of issue, but this is the most ignorant, hateful of them all. I DO NOT support hateful viewpoints like this and he makes people like me look terrible and hateful. What a disgrace. He does not speak for me or anything I believe.
Barry Sanders
Great, another spoof site. The internet is just destroying the concept of originality.
Jim Wishart
This has to be a joke.
Tea Party Toilet Paper
I can’t even… wow. Has he not gotten the news that pretty much ALL the successful countries, the ones beating the U.S. economically, scholastically, and in many other ways are almost ALL secular? Sweden, anyone?
This is aside from the fact that he sounds like something left over from a medieval crusade.
Sharon Jiles
Maybe we should check and see how he came across the border.
Fred Pressel
His son is ever bit as sick.
Steve Hayes
This article is only printed as second-hand information, quoting or misquoting Cruz’s words for him. I’ll believe he said some of these things if I see actual videos of him saying them. hmmm. No wonder people hate Ted Cruz!
Chace Pena
I agree with Mr. Rafael Cruz on everything but the encampment, electric fences, and shooting them. Yes America is the land of free but they deserve to be free too. I’d just pay them to move to the west, give them Hawaii, California, Washington, Nevada and Oregon and tell them “This is your land… here is your freedom…. Don’t come anywhere else. Please and Thank you.”
Gary Acabbo
I would have to say that there are probably more sex abuse crimes caused by people who belong to a religion, there is absolutely no truth that atheist are committing these crimes.
Marissa López Pérez
When was the last time an atheist kill anyone in an act of hate? Mmmm never!
David Michael Perich
More Verbal Diarrhea from the Mentally unstable!
Carl Michael Amos
But jobs . They and their followers need a camp far from sane people .
Deb Davis Cook
What a Moron!
Sid Pena
Obviously, the nut did not fall far from the tree…
Ray Cade
I agree! Atheist have told me for years they are non religious but now y’all want to claim it as a religion to use the constitution to umbrella your sick views. Religion is a belief in a higher power, in a God, atheist don’t believe in anything it’s a cult or organization. When there are sick people we must and have quarentined them to protect the population. Take those FEMA camps and load the atheist, Muslims, obamnites, and wacky liberals, socialist, and anyone else that isn’t for the greater good of America. There is not more than one Right, and you can’t have two or three different groups that think they are right. When America was founded it was established on Christian conservative values not liberal atheist values. Again only one right, the Right is Right!
Greg Ward
Just for clarification, is there potable water and toilets at these camps?
J Daniel Vignau
Could you please make that a gay corral? We can frolic and dance forever.
Tara Tollefson
So it’s a free country, but people with different beliefs should be rounded up and put into special camps and discriminated against… Yep, that’s freedom… Makes sense…
Dave Souza
“If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.
How about this, instead?
If there is no God, then we are ruled by our intellect.
Justin Brown
I thought The Onion had some funny stuff,these guys are pretty damn funny and giving the onion a run for their money!!
Drea HotepgoddesStripper Coleman
…and they say MY people are the ‘savages’??? O_O
David White
we know he won’t go visit cuba, lmao
Luke Voogt
Rafael Cruze is not really THAT stupid is he? Must be trolling, surely no one is that stupid…
Pete Farnham
Folks…this is a parody site ffs.
Albert Hoffman
Last time I checked atheism is not a religion. Therefor they would not practice religious rites. Idiot!
Richard Phillips
I’ve got a better idea Mr. Cruz…how ’bout the folks who think as you do all go to some camps in OK and KS (or, even better, CUBA) where you can be and preach as you please…far away from the rest of us!
Nick Wride
It sounds like this crazy old bastard took lessons from the Nazis. And his kid sits there with that idiot look on his face.
Jerry Wilson
Atheism is the lack of beliefs in a god or gods, nothing more. Any justification otherwise only proves you to be completely ignorant about atheism.
Stephanie Marshall Montgomery
Let’s see here… Having no “god” leads to sexual abuse huh? Well, is it not many major religious organizations that are under scrutiny for sexual child abuse (insert Catholic touching child joke here)? Is 98% of the prison population not religious? Therefore, it would seem to me, and I am just using my brain here, that it is the religious that have no morals, not the atheists. Atheists actually know how to be humane and compassionate and we know how to treat people as equals. We are good people just because we are good, not because some invisible man in the sky tells us to.
As for having no hope, that is bull. I have plenty of hope… Hope that dumbasses like this ignorant waste of space will fall of the face of the planet (though I know that is not a real possibility because of this awesome thing called gravity.)
Gregory Gregg
https://www.facebook.com/TheMindUnleashed/photos/a.434569209933563.103142.432632306793920/724210140969467/?type=1&relevant_count=1
Sharon Caslar Gadd
These two need to go back to Cuba!!! They’re a danger to our country with their ignorant prejudice ideas.
Bob Birdsong
Just TRY and put me or anyone I care about in a camp. Please. Try. I have something for you.
Robert Meighan
What a dickhead
David M Myles
While I am not normally an advocate for abuse… O personally can’t wait until these two asshats are sexually abused… The scariest thing is the moment you realize the only thing, according to these two, that is keeping them from sexually abusing people is their fear of their imaginary friend…
Denis Winkle
Humanism
1. Any system or mode of thought or action in which human interests, values, and dignity predominate.
Sounds like the Message of Jesus Christ and the Will of God to me! You know “Love thy neighbor as you would love yourself”!
Excerpt form the article
“In the past, Cruz, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty, that evolution is a communist trick aimed at converting people to atheism, that legalizing gay marriage will lead to preachers being arrested for hate speech just for reading the Bible, and that President Obama is a tyrant who needs to go back to Kenya. – See more at: https://politicot.com/ted-cruzs-father-suggests-placing-atheists-in-camps/#sthash.gyYc3tsW.dpuf
Do you see anything resembling Christ Like/God Like in the statement?
Atheism
1. The doctrine or belief that there is no God.
2. Disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings.
God truly moves in mysterious ways. When it comes to the Simple Truth of “Love One Another”!
David Rice
Atheism is a “belief system?” When did that happen?
Xenubarb Goromasu
Children are born atheists, so he should shut the hell up about indoctrination.
Here’s this same interview with me in charge…”She warned that Christianists are in danger of corrupting the youth of America and called for action before America was overrun. Her solution to what she termed ‘the problem of the Godbotherers’’ is the creation of a series of ‘Bother Zones’- fenced-in camps located mostly in Northern California and Vermont.
“It’s a free country,”she said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of god bothering, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.”
Works for me!
Jonathan Holmes
Funny how Papa Cruz said that this was a free country, but said later in that sentence that the Establishment Clause and the Free-Exercises Clause of the First Amendment should be violated to separate nonbelievers from Christians, and advocated murder if a nonbeliever crossed the border.
And yet somehow, I’m the heathen.
John Zaffino
That’s what we need…… camps! This psycho and his son want to take away the freedom of religion. That’s right.. atheists have the right NOT to practice, if that’s what they choose.
Ernest M. Hughes
I always find it fascinating that the vast majority of the inmates, in American prisons, identify themselves as Christian, with the least number identifying themselves as atheist. Remember when the atheists started the Crusades? The Inquisition? The Auto da Fe? The Witch Trials? Of course you don’t — THAT was all on the Christians. Also, when was the last time there was a worldwide scandal involving atheists diddling little boys? Rafael Cruz, much like his son, should just shut up before he says something REALLY foolish.
David Carlisle
I like how the elder Cruz talks about freedom for athiests, so long as they pursue their freedoms in special camps, or “Heathen Zones.” A bit contradictory isn’t it?
Brian Meadows
Rafael Cruz’s purported religion has to be at least 75% VICIOUS SUPERSTITION!!!
Kevin Cavaco
I find it so ironic to absolutely ignore the 1st amendment at a 2nd amendment convention. I think we should take religious nut bigots and put them in schools so maybe theu can learn something that matters.
Virginia Dean
Wow! For being a preacher, a teacher/leader of sorts, you sure do have a lot to learn. You my man are the reason their is so much hate bred in this world. Maybe you should go to a little corner of the world so that the rest of us “good-hearted people” can continue to love one another without prejudice and hate. (after all the bible does tell you not to judge or hate correct?)
TJ Amos
I see. yet, the ” facts” he is quoted for, still turn my stomach.
Geoffrey Nelson
He would love Burning Man!
Brad Copeland
if there is god we are ruled by our emotions, if there is no god then we are ruled by our intellect. unfortunately insticts play very little in our society with or without religion. animal instinct is to take care of the pack and their young none of which the tea party wishes to do. therefore, if mr cruz were right and without religion we rule by instinct then we are far better off in my opinion than his version of an opressed fearing society.
James Johnson
hmmm… I like how he says that atheism and secular humanism leads to sexual abuse. Literally every single person that I personally know that was sexually abused, was abused in a religious household.
Natalie Horseman
How is this guy not in a psychiatric hospital? He obviously has delusions and poses a threat to himself or others. The poor man needs antipsychotic medication and a therapist. I hear more reality based statements from my schizophrenic patients and a lot less hate from them also, yet they are deemed unfit to live in society. It must be hard having fixed false beliefs there’s an entire group of people corrupting the world with evil science and humanistic compassion.
Dana Drapkin
with every word of this idiocy that i read my eyes got wider, my mouth dropped lower, and the bile in my throat raised higher. where to even START to vilify this idiot? 1. Hhhmmm, lets lock away all people who think differently from me and you into electrified enclosures, and take away their children…now i’m no history buff, but this sounds VERY HITLERESQUE to me. what will he have them do next, when the “camps” get too full, gas the prisoners and then burn them to ash? 2. Atheists are prone to sexual perversions. yes, because you so often hear of atheist preachers and priests raping and molesting little kids, never Catholics or Christians. (moron) 3. if G-d is what makes you a moral and decent human being, because you do not have the inner morals or teachings of your own right, then there is DEFINITELY something wrong with YOU, and not with those that KNOW the difference between right and wrong, that believe in a higher power or not. in conclusion, how is it at all possible that in the 21st century, there are still so many ignorant backwoods hicks, with no more the insight of a Spanish Inquisitor still running around? now i’m not for violence or guns, but how about we shoot HIM between the eyes, “two or three times just to make sure.”
Phyllis Cosenza
You are sick! God created all of mankind equally! We all have the right to live our lives as we see fit, that is exactly why God gave us FREEWILL! I am a practicing ROMAN CATHOLIC who totally believes that you have no right to judge people’s belief
Rohin Gosling
Funny that it’s theists who are statisticaly responsible for the larger number of sexual abuses.
Just saying.
Trey Tang
It’s not like Athiests don’t have morals…. Dip****.
Patrick Faricy
You guys all understand this is a fake article right?
Michael J. Marra
Satire. HELLO IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!
Rick Schneider
Geez. You folks, taking this article at face, do realize that Newslo is a satirical news site…right? Read their “About Us” at bottom of page. By clicking the “Show facts” button at bottom of article, you will see highlighted the serious content. Everything else is tongue-in-cheek.
Patsy Elephantlover
This place is satire! I HATE SATIRE——–PEOPLE GET SO UPSET OVER CRAP NOT REAL!
“JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true”.
Click on “show facts” above………
Matt Stone
Satire is such a subtle art. Given the party of people that it speaks of and the real life instances of such attitudes towards non-believers, if one was not aware of the site’s profession it could easily be construed as a credible report of actual events. Given the fact that on many occasions these same groups of people have denounced perceived infringements on their religious liberties while simultaneously advocating for the suppression and repression of others. When people generally believe you could say things like this, it is probably time to reconsider your position.
Gretchen Robinson
they are scared because they know we are onto their Dominionist ideology.
Glen Springer
You better bring the army you crazy wannabe nazi old fuck or it will be you with multiple bullets between your eyes “just to be sure” your dead
Paul Tacey
Atheism “leads to sexual perversion, sexual abuse” Are catholic priests atheists?
William Gist
Most of the sexual perverts are priests in the churches smfh what a asshole
Bryant Tillman
So…BOTH father and son Cruz’s are completely psychotic, like dear departed Phelps. Nice to Know. Ha Ha!
Tiffany Rambo
Did anyone brother to do any fact checking on this or do you just believe everything you read anywhere? Jeez! I guess if it fits your opinion, there is no need to find out it’s truthfulness. Only a fraction of what this article says is actually true. Wake the fuck up you bunch of lemmings!!
Rick Schneider
Quite funny how just about everyone commenting on this story is a freakin’ moron. THIS IS A SATIRE NEWS SITE you gullible fools. No wonder Obama was elected twice.
Lee James Georgeson
I love it when these idiots talk. Its the moderates that allow this sort of barbarism to justify its existence…
Kyle James Crowe
Haha leads to sexual abuse… if there wasnt so many dilusional people worshiping bullshit using it as a crutch. They rape a kid ask god to forgive and go rape another
Placidair Moonbat
Reagan closing/defunding the mental hospitals sure has lead to a whole lot of whackadoo spilling into the streets — unfortunately some of that has spawned and is trying to run the government now…. good grief.
April Barnswell
This is satire, folks. It’s satire.
Linda M Wheeler
Is this one of those sarcasm websites?
Patrick Faricy
@Valerie, if you look under “about us” on the Newslo homepage, it is explained there. There are two buttons at the bottom of the article that you can click to see what is real and what is fiction in the article also.
Beth Mahoney Nelson
So many on here seem to have missed the fact that this is a satirical story.
Keely Shaper
This is a satire news page.
Michael Varian Daly
I know this is a ‘joke news’ site, but this certainly invokes Poe’s law.
Tim Kujac
Fuck that guy and his hateful superstitions.
Deanna Lynnmarie Bryant
Nit job
Ed Hinojosa
ese viejio esta malo del cabeza con sus converscionde mandar los que no crellen en el christian dominionism pero el demonio oues que los manden ha campos de fema ? este senior prese que esta debajo de dominio de el diablo como habla con su mierda de religion. no es buen ejemplo par andar jusgando otras personas. this is not who were are in america we live ,and let live, si no estas agusto en america .may i suggest a one way ticket to sur america or cuba i imagine has your old cell waiting and castro hs a firing squad ready for your dinky rascist cuban ass if your christian you sure dont act like it cause your even hate mr obama whose black. but then white cubns are very arrogant and bourguoise in cuba and rascist agianst your own afro cuban people
Kaeylyn Hunt
Nazi much there Cruz? WHY the Fu** are these Dominionist Nazi Brownshirt traitors not already arrested for Treason and awaiting trial in a deep dark hole?????Screw them,this IS a free country,and these Puritan wannbe genocidal sickos are free as hell to GTFO ASAP! Reichwingers aren’t the only ones who exercise their 2nd amendment rights!
TJ Amos
so, what to do with all the Christians whom commit adultry, watch pornography, have children out of wedlock, have substance abuse problems, etc. I’m wondering how many churches will close their doors after all the ” undesirables” are removed? I find this disturbing, and, I AM a Christian. probably not one he would like, though. Move over, y’all, I’m coming in.
Julie Hulbert
“……shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times,just to be sure” !!!!!What the….! This guys quite MAD and dangerous!
Chrissy Bell
He needs to choke on his words. Who the hell does he think he is. He is just Hitler with a god damn bible !!!!
Andrew Conner
Atheism is not a religion. It’s practicing the right of believing in no God
Grimmy Sung Gi Lee
So…..atheists should be driven into camps because….. freedom?
Dee Bauchery
Aaaaannnnd this is the one and only time a Hitler comparison is completely appropriate.
Erik Nielsen
Brilliant, non-belief is a belief? What a twat..
Katy Yañez
This is a joke, right? It has to be one! What a freaking psycho.
Dorothy Jean Reynolds
Maybe he should be put in a camp.
Christian Roule
Every time I read this, I giggle more and more.
Monica Valentine Skaggs
A family of sick puppies
GP Baker
The man is batshit crazy.
Mark Moore
SMDH Fucking creationists, especially the Muslims and Christians I swear. Why do people with fairy tale delusions persist in continuing to walk this Earth? Hopefully it’ll get to a point where even implying a religious belief leads to a loss of respect or credibility. These two should be castrated or lobotomized.
Leslie Settles
Soooo… what about the priests and the preachers pimping from pulpits? *crickets*
Sam Chatoyant
If you need religion to be good, you have a problem.
I am good without god.
Colin Robinson
And you americans have actually elected Ted Cruz to congress, and there’s talk about him running for president.
The sane people of america, if there are any left, need to start an all out campaign to bring sanity back to your country.
The onion recently did a piece about how the latest jihadist tactic is to sit back and watch america destroy itself. It’s not really satire when you people are electing people like Cruz.
Landon Parks
Funny… Last I heard most of the little boy ‘lovers’ were coming from the Catholic faith – not atheism. I dare anyone to find more cases of an admitted atheist abusing kids than a devout religious person.
William Jerrome Bambenek
I recommend people read this:
http://thejackelscolumn.wordpress.com/2014/02/19/dominion-theology-on-the-rise-in-america/
Hence the picture of what the Tea Party and right wing is really about, is far more scarier than many people realize..
Jay Jacobs
As an Atheist I am highly pissed, this bull is the reason there are more of us speaking out against religion. And if they think trying to herd us into camps is the answer they will find it a little harder than they think.
Moxie Fox
“spoke recently against atheism and secular humanism at a gathering of an Oklahoma Second Amendment advocacy group” . . . what does that have to do with the second amendment?
Tim Sheehan
Do you people NOT recognize SATIRE? JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Click the “Show Facts” button at the article to see what’s true. The unhighlighted parts are fiction.
Patrick Bittel
Is this a satire website?
Susan Smith
Uhhh…..Wow.
Mary E Tyler
Still a satire site…
Hector Rodriz
Is this fucktard trolling? I’m speechless. His pea brain hasn’t moved past the mentality of the Dark Ages, and we call them that for a reason. IF he really believes all that, then it should be very easy to scare him into a heart attack. Have a group of people surround him, spray him with fake blood while chanting “YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED BY SATAN NOW! YOU’RE UNDER HIS SPELL!” or something like that. Make sure everyone is wearing inverted crosses, pentagrams, paints their face in black and white, etc. Again, IF he truly believes that all that crap is real, then he should go into shock, and hopefully die. Then we’ll have one less moronic douchebag spewing ignorant hate, holding humanity back.
Alan Alexander
I’ve thought for years that if the Antichrist ever came to power in our lifetimes, he wouldn’t be a Russian or a Middle Easterner. He would be a Republican President who talked constantly about how it was his belief in Jesus that was why he supported death camps and that most U.S. Christians would happily vote for him.
Michael Bergen
The part about atheist and sexual perversion… Makes me think about priests and all the sexual abuse scandals … I am led to believe this guy has some skeletons in his closet, is religion saving him from his pedophile instincts ?? Is church his counseling for his sexual perversions like aa is for drunks ??
Valerie Taylor
This site is complete BS. It’s some kind of Inion wannabe without any talented writers. We have enough bullshit in the world without it being deliberately manufactured. If you had any integrity at all, you’d put the “Show Facts” and “Hide Facts” buttons at the top, not the bottom.
Tracy Barnett
Mary Elizabeth take off the ‘ism’ from the word atheist. It has no place there. The ‘ism’ implies action and there is NO action to being an atheist. We don’t have to get up every morning and remind ourselves that we don’t believe in gods…but YOU DO. Especially whe shit goes bad in life 😉
Elizabeth Foster
These two need to be locked up in a loony bin and the key tossed out the window!!! Oh and by the way every time they tried to get out of said loony bin an electric fence around the place will pop them between the eyes a good ten or twenty times.
Jean Porgal
Atheism is the LACK of religion, Mary Stone. And this man is a total flake who is so brainwashed as to be dangerous. He is the one who should be watched carefully and checked to make sure he owns no weapons. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it.
Giovanni Gino Caffarella
There is moral outside of the religious setting! I label myself a pagan and have respectful morals and honor which match those of any religion with respect.
George Lawrence
theist- “I have an explanation for the unexplained”
atheist – “Mmmmmmm…..no you don’t”
agnostic – “Neither one of you know and neither do I” 🙂
Barbara Randall
These men are crackpots. Having a political platform from which to spew this kind of garbage makes them dangerous crackpots.
Tony Moonspeak Russell
This dumb old fart really thinks that ideas and ideologies transfer through breast milk? ‘Nuff said.
Steven Roberts
Follow the line for Mssrs. Cruz – I’ll make it so simple they will understand.
Apple fell. Tree. Sewer.
Tom Watkins
These guys are as looney as the f**ktards in the Westboro Baptist Church…. But ya know, I loved going to Camp as a kid!
Delia Campbell
Well wat else could u expect from a human that listens to sum1 like Lucifer?
Joan Evans Tvedt
That’s what Hitler did isn’t it?
Genie Domeier
Please get these morons out of Oklahoma!
Ed O'Meara
I LOVE America! Mental!
Pete Foy
Mad he’s just mad
Sunrise Catalano
I know their stupidity seems boundless, but I wonder if there is any reliable source to confirm this.
Gretchen Robinson
Greedy Old Pillager and anointed son
Garrett Johnson
Okay, so all of those “Christians” that are sexually abusing kids in churches aren’t following their “instincts”? What an absolute cock.
Brad Freeman
Once again, a comment section on an article on this website filled with people who don’t realize that most of this is satire.
Donald Duffy
Tel Ted Cruz to never return to Canada. Canadian Atheist have no respect for that yo-yo ass clown. He and his screwed up family should be locked away in the mental hospital until they learn to be more civilized get professional help. hopefully someday they will learn what reality is.
Milan Djukic
Delusional, hateful, disgusting old fart.
Pascale Elisabeth Anne-marie Luse
Last time I checked….atheists do not beleive in the Devil !
Jessica Dahl
First of all, this is a violation of human rights, it is exclusion based on religion/beliefs. Additionally you religious assholes use our tax money for you to exclude and belittle homosexuals, promiscuous, and enlightened people from your churches, again violating human rights. Obviously this idea that people are inherently sexual deviants is from your perspective. Its sad that your penis is so out of control that you need the threat of eternal damnation to keep it in your pants.
Jason Bawden
Oh Cruz you’re pitiful little threats don’t scare i would love to see you try and throw me in a camp remember people religion can never be trusted.
James Clegg
This guy needs to be shot between the eyes a few times. Just to be sure.
Bob Higgins
Turn up his microphone, make sure that everyone can clearly hear what the rabid father of an equally rabid candidate for president has to say. Give him some TV time, this asshat should be encouraged to reveal himself.
Nunofya Damnbiznus
Hope somebody lee harvey’s him.
Stanton Fink
Didn’t America already try a similar stunt of stuffing people into camps with Japanese and German immigrants during World War 2?
Daniels She Smashdahomie
” ‘If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,’ he said. ‘Of course, this leads us, … to sexual immorality, …sexual abuse, … perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!’ ”
You have weird instincts, Mr. Cruz.
Vera House
This man wasn’t eve. Born here he from Cuba and by the wY he can go to hell if anybody votes for ted Cruz remember old saying the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
Craig Bellofatto
Yes let’s say this happens and you have ostracized a large group of like minded individuals from a another one that has no interest of reconciliation between the two…let’s see how that has worked out historically.
Melinda Rollins
Freedom of religion – as long as it’s his.
Margaret Haugh
@ Mary Elizabeth Powell Stone
No Mary quite contrary. A theist. A meaning without “you know as in the word asymmetrical for example.(A) in Latin means without.Theist meaning from root word Theo & theology (the practice of believing in a deity). So, therefore an atheist in meaning means one who is without a belief in a deity. Your ignorance would loose big time in a court of law unless of course the Judge is like you and or jury were as ignorant as you are on this subject.
Since you have taken this ill informed stance that you have about the word atheist because you are obviously led around by the nose of your daddy man preachers & politicians who lie their do nothing asses off, I will then educate you further. Mary quite contrary how your weedy garden grows…
Preachers are nothing more than self aggrandized motor mouths that spew lies of infantile stupidity!
***Below is the segregate daddy myth man jesus quotes that contradict his love one another quote & his spittle healing crap…..
Matthew 10:34. “Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword.
“And that servant [slave], which knew his lord’s will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.” (Luke 12:47)
Comment (But not mine it is someone else’s) :
He never denounced servitude, incorporating the master-slave relationship into many of his parables.
My comment:
By the way the word Lord comes from Europe. A Lord was a land owner. You could not leave the Lord (land owner) without his permission. If you did you would be captured/ punished or killed by the Lord…….It was the fudal system in Europe.
“If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.” (John 15:6)
My Comment:
Can you say the directives & inspiration that led to the wicked actions of Bloody Mary & her followers and the mandating of the Hammer of the Witches in order to burn them to their death & was sanctioned by the not so innocent Pope Innocent because they believed they could create hail stroms? A rhetorical question of course.
The burning of unbelievers were based on the words of the myth Jesus.
Does Bloody Mary come to mine? Well it should since the bitch murdered over 30,000 protestants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers, and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. Luke 14:26
My comment:
What a nice guy. Not!!! He teaches his followers to hate their family. I would say not a nice guy. What a self absorbed ego this guy has…
Does Islam- Islime come to mind?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since they believe in the myth jesus as well. You know honor killing & all!!!!!!!!!!!
And do not give me that lying nonsense that it is out of context or a parable! It is not either!
It is a directive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew 18:9 And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out
My comment:
Wow! What great advice. I never thought about doing that before. OUCH!!!
What idiotic advice & do not even try to spin it with” it is out of context or a parable”. It is not!!!
It is a directive….
When one of his disciples requested time off for his father’s funeral, the jesus rebuked him: “Let the dead bury their dead.” (Matthew 8:22)
My comment:
Again, Wow! What a humdinger of a nice guy. Just how in the heck is a dead person going to bury themselves? Since the myth jesus had great powers like walking on water & rising from the dead, why couldn’t he do it? I guess jesus is just found himself to be too darn important for that.
Oh Marry quite contrary how about this new testament quote by Paul the misogynist!!
“Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.” Timothy 2:11-14
What profanity and arrogance, with all subjection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary you do not know what is in the bible. Only the spin that your daddy man on the pulpit spins as in his spinney little web!!!!
Your missionary brain has never left from underneath your daddy man. Grow up Mary!!!
Start learning things besides being in your little girl comfort zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is time to grow up Mary…………………
The following is what took place before our great constitution that provided the 1st amendment clause & Bill of rights in order to keep this country from being a theocratic governance run by a bunch of brain dead people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most stringent controls on speech in the colonial period were controls that outlawed or otherwise censored speech that was considered blasphemous in a religious sense. A 1646 Massachusetts law, for example, punished persons who denied the immortality of the soul. In 1612, a Virginia governor declared the death penalty for a person that denied the Trinity under Virginia’s Laws Divine, Moral and Martial, which also outlawed blasphemy, speaking badly of ministers and royalty, and “disgraceful word.
Just in case you think I am a communist or socialist because you have been convinced by your daddy men politicians that all atheist are. I am not!!!! I am a United States Constitutionalist and a believer in free enterprise with self responsibility but with some social programs that can help those not hinder them that are in need & not the health care bill by Obamanation either. I never voted for him!!!
I voted Republican Mary. The lessor than of 2 stupid polarities for now.
Go to this website & learn about the true history of religion & the mythology that it is and you will see how the jesus story fits in to the parallel myth stories & the lack of real evidence to his existence. The oldest bible Mary is not in the lying Vatican but in England & it is not that old…..
Truth be Known http://www.truthbeknown.com/
http://www.truthbeknown.com/christ.htm
The Founding Fathers were not all Christian & they said so in their writings to one another. http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html
Read Thomas Payne who is one of the founders of the United States “Age of REASON”
Nuns raped by priest.
http://atheism.about.com/b/2011/03/23/vatican-admits-priests-are-raping-nuns-around-the-world.htm
Dark secrets of the Catholic Church; Ex nun Confesses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkKmU_W8NU
Leslie Todd
Being a Tea Party Republican = Atheist …… It takes a Atheist to be a FASCIST , and take away peoples Healthcare and go to WAR ON AMERICA .
Anonymous
Riiiight, because Christians have no history of sexual abuses (i’m looking at you vatican), or abuses against humanity (too many to list). If you don’t like the Freedom of Religion that our founding fathers thought so important, get out of America. This country was founded on secular gov’t with a freedom of religion, in no way, shape or form was USA founded on religion especially one specific religion(see treaty of tripoli). It was founded on the principles that everyone is born free and unfortunately Christians feel enslaved to their faith. Thats ok for them, they have every right to feel that way, but it will not work in a country founded on our Constitution.
BTW When he says “perversion” we all know he means gay people. Homophobia has no place in the USA either.
Ken Krueger
You DO know this is fake news, right?
Maria Fontana Franklin
I am an atheist. I don’t dance naked around fires and I don’t believe in the devil. We don’t practice religious rites because we are not religious. And I seem to remember another Christian who place people in camps. Hmm, who was that? Oh, it was Hitler.
Kristy Lytle
Better idea: put wingnuts like this and the WBC in camps. Problem solved.
Gerald O'Hare
Atheism is a religion like being bald is a hairstyle.
Jamar BigPak Phillips
Man. His views are just plain hysterical. Lmao
Rob Thomas
Looks like the turd doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Doug Payne
Well Ted Cruz’s father can go fuck himself
Erik Bigtothae
This is a satire site you idgits.
Tom Bradford
This can’t be real
Nia Roe
I’m so appalled that we still have people who think this way in this day and age.
Frank Seelmann
this supports my thesis that the more you believe in a greater power, the more you have psychopathic tendencies…..doesn’t matter which confession…
Charles Hebrard
Jerry I see that ignorant was the word of the day for you. Congratulations on your ability to grasp the consept – just don’t overuse it.
I completely understand what atheism is, I even understand the six (or seven, depending on whos research) categories of atheist. I don’t think you grasp what religion is really about though. Judging from your entries, it seems you side more with the atheism than faith based religion, so this idea should make sense: Contrary to what the dictionaries tend to define it as (since they tend to have a Christian faith based religious definition) religion is merely the explanation for those things that during the beginning of “civilized” civilization we were unable to comprehend. All faith based religions have stories and ideas that are closely related to stories and myths from the first intellectual mankind to walk the earth. This concept is explained in great detail by Joseph Campbell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Campbell)
I’m not sure where in my writings you feel that I am in anyway associated with religion – I am more interested in intelligence, and learning, than “faith” in some supposed supreme being. I won’t argue the fact that the bible has passages that are incorrect and contradict each other, and missing chapters that contradict the intent of the bible, written by an organization whose intent is control. I also know that science still hasn’t found the complete lineage from amoeba to present day man. so there is no argument there that our history hasn’t been completely defined, one way or another.
In regards to your questions: I would also have you ponder this – is no answer or a failure to answer, still an answer? in other words – a negative response is still a response, is it not? If I knew you had heard or acknowledged the question I posed and you did not respond, I would take that as an answer of “I don’t have an answer for you”. You may have had the answer, but then you would be holding back, and if I found out, I would take that as an answer of “I cannot be trusted, do not ask me”. Both of which are answers.
Your comparison of bald to a hair color is true and false at the same time – the answer is relative to the question being asked and by who. If I am asked to describe “Mr. Clean” and it asks for hair color – I would put bald, indicating he had no hair. His true hair color is known only to him, unless he were to grow his hair out or tell us.
Open your mind Jerry – there is much for you to learn as no one knows everything. Think about your answers before you write – a much often missed concept is “relativity” – not as in Einstein, more as in Sherlock Holmes. Put yourself in others shoes – how could this be interpreted differently.
I would like to commend you on your excellent data on the failings of the bible and on landmarks of science. Well researched for such quick responses. (I saw your responses come in, but my internet wouldn’t allow me to respond adequately – the words I typed wouldn’t display so I could not verify what I wrote)
Meg Prentiss
““If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said. “Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes, leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope. No hope!”
Oh Really? Then Please Explain The Actions Of The CATHOLIC CHURCH And It’s RAMPANT Physical AND SEXUAL Abuse? How About The Way It Was Handled By The EVER So Devout “Servants Of God” – You Know; LYING That It Ever Happened, The Silencing Of The Victims, The Moving Around Of Predator Priests From Parish To Parish So They Could Victimize Even MORE CHILDREN And The Despicable Way They Tried To Get Out Of Paying Restitution By Saying THE CHURCH COULDN’T AFFORD IT?? Yes I Can See How Being RELIGIOUS Has PREVENTED The Afore Mentioned Perversions From Taking Place And Just How Much RESPONSIBILITY Is Exercised When Something DOES Happen! Looks Like The APPLE Really Doesn’t Fall Far From The Self-Deluded, Holier-Than-Thou JACKASS Tree After All!!
Patrick Nance
Sounds like old Ted’s daddy would fit right in with the National Socialist Party of Germany… NAZI! How could he even be taken as a “man of God”. he is a man of himself. Jesus has a warning for his ilk “And He said ‘That which you did not do for the least of men, you did not do for Me.’ And He cast the goats into the fires of hell…” Ever try reading that Bible you thump, there Mr. Cruz? You might learn a thing or two…
J Daniel Vignau
He just wants to be the person monitoring the orgies. He could have cameras everywhere and never sleep.
Tarl Warwick
Cruz needs to keep his obviously confused, alzheimers-ridden father in his rocking chair somehow.
Thankfully, Ted Cruz cannot become the next president- because he is not a natural born citizen (having been born in Canada.)
Anthony Nelson Lima
He’s right about atheists overrunning America! We don’t bite. We’re horrible saying we’d like to see some evidence before we accept your god as existing!
Raptorus Ackbar
Can we just kill this idiot off? I will personally cheer when he goes to Hell.
Nolan Peña
It’s amazing how people like this guy fail to see the logic in their position. “Land of the free” stands for all people and not just the ones that agree with you and yet another reason why ‘free speech’ was put into our laws. If you want to take that away from others, then you take it away from yourself. You don’t get to pick groupings of people based on a disagreement or in this case, a failed understanding and hatred for people who aren’t stuck in the year 1 AD.
BenorLisa Fuller
This guys sickness is worse than herpes and just as contagious. Beware of these radical idiots. Just fucking wow. If that is how his religion causes people to think they need to find a cure quickly. BDF
Jorge W. Moreno Bernal
There is a term for people like Rafael Cruz: Fundamentalist. Look at the speech of an extremist islamic leader, and there will be a lot of similarities with the horrible things that Cruz says.
Edwin Quantrall
Congratulations, “Pastor” Cruz; you’ve hit the Tea Party trifecta! You are now officially a monster, a paranoid kook, and a moron!
Connor Brown
I don’t often use the “Kill Yourself Meme,” but right now would probably be my best opportunity.
This man infuriates and confuses me. His hypocrisy and–well just everything about this guy in general is horrible.
Ellen Catalina
I agree with him, as long as the “Heathen Zones” are NY and SF. They get to have Texas.
Courtney Redeagle
What’s funny is this is a satirical website…
Ticu Gamalie
Obergruppenführer… father and son
David White
send his ass back to cuba
Gary Rooney
Why is there so much sexual abuse in churches then?
Brandon Tse
the lord hath speakest through ted cruz! send them all to camps, praise the lord
Baruch Zeichner
Maybe this hateful old man would be happier living in isolation somewhere away from the rest of us…because he is part of a tiny minority.
Laurel Barneburg
That is a very Christian way to think.
Clint Green
What a freaking lunatic!
Mark Lockhart
Satire people
Kim Connell
“Horseapples”
Ian Paling
Dicks like this should be rounded up & the mugs they con should be refunded!
Doug Samm
Are you sure this article isn’t satire?
Franklin Bacon
Complete lunacy from a lunatic. How far does the apple fall from the tree? Let’s pray far…very far.
Jamie O'Brien
Source? I don’t doubt it but I still need to be sure.
Stormie Pollard
I am going to get my concealed carry! Next week!!! These fucking crazies are actually capable of passing these into laws if any more republicans are in office or wins a presidency!.
Paul Pineau
It’s really hard to be level-headed in the face of such clearly vile and inhumane ideas. I can think of nothing good to say about this idiot and his notions.
Melissa Monet
according to the book of Revelation it is the Christians who will be placed in camps and persecuted because they will not accept the mark of the beast I think that they’re just jealous that we’re all going to be able to eat drink and be merry well they are persecuted and then to top it off it’ll be even more specialafter they die and find out there is no Jesus to begin withjerks
Scott Larmore
So…. this guy is a Nazi. Or he has very Nazi like views.
Tim Lickly
lol the cruz family must be filled with lowly educated idiots , did anyone else see ” cruz:” im alright with gay marrige as long as its between a gay and a lesbian “and acting like the lack of belief is a satanic belief ….. you shoot a person in the head, their dead already how the fuck would you need to shoot more bullets into them , and besides ….. look whats happening when idiot conservatives run this country ……. their gonna turn america into a completely creationist & nearly retarded country … we might as well just hand isis our nukes and tell them to go ahead and nuke us all in our asses and put us out of our misery already
CJ Cadden
What a dick!
Casey Wade
What a couple of douche bags these two are. They both need a good kick to the nuts.
Franklin Bacon
You win, previous poster. Yours was #666
Fawkes Rubicon
While I already consider organized religion to be mass delusion, the Cruzes seems to be lacking a real connection with reality.
Mico Villalobos Quintanilla
Republicans….. And their stupidity….
Basil Rummer
Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nutbag, but how many people commenting realize that Newslo is a combination real news/satire site and that you have to hit the “show facts” button at the top of the story to know what parts are true and what’s made up ?
ﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ ﺩﻳﻦ
Suuuure… Because Atheists are the ones who throughout history killed, burned, raped, destroyed in the name of a holy God. I am not saying that Atheists cannot be bad people but if an Atheist did commit a crime. He/she cannot say (well ddaarrnn it’s written in my holly book therefore it must be the right thing to do killing those infidels) there is no dogmatic/systematic abusive mindset from Atheists towards believers.
Now sir, before you start preaching morality to Atheists, please check your own ! if you need a religion to withhold you from being a bad person or sexually abusing someone then you sir need some serious therapy because you are just an animal on a leash! oh wait….. some priests do rape children….but that’s none of my business..
Graeme Day
Ted appears to be desperately trying to deliver the United States as a Christian Theocracy for his dad, before he passes away. Sorry Ted, Your Intentions Are Entirely Immoral!.
Michael James
These douche bags scare the living shit out of me! Listen to the crap coming out of their mouths. Why do these men have a single follower?
Richard Wade
Ted Cruz says a lot of stupid, crazy things, and Ted likes having his dad around to say the stupid, crazy things that are even too stupid and crazy for Ted to say, but he believes them anyway and would like to say them himself.
Richard Holmes
Nazi Germany, here e come!
Franklin Bacon
This article is so close to reality that I actually fell for it. I’ve heard preachers preach these things. I suspect the reason none them were ever exposed in news media is that it is too commonplace to merit noting.
Sherry Jones
I hear Vermont is Beautiful in the fall…
Kimberley Perry
What an ignorant piece of shit
Jenn Thornhill Seay
At least they’re going to put us up in Northern California or Vermont…wonder if we get to choose, I’m more of a west coast person myself.
Chris Sadler
“so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.”
He’s insane.
Justin Greenleaf
Seems like a good idea to me
Lisa Muenchow
What about all the Catholic Priests sexually assaulting little boys or doesn’t he know about that? I don’t think it’s the atheists fault!
Bellaiche Adrien
Nobody realized one thing : replace the word “Atheist” by “Jew”, and realize that we are talking of a nazi.
Davey Black
People! This is a ‘satire’ news site. This same ‘news’ posted ‘Monical Lewinsky will join GOP nominee as she already knows how to blow away Clinton’. Newslo’s Facebook page says they are “Just Enough News! The First Hybrid News/Satire Platform!” This is a ‘satire site’ and this article is a ‘satire news piece’.
Robert Meyers
He is a follower of Batitsa and responsible for Cuban Communism. His repressive regime was not democratic and repressed the poor. Nether side had any interest in freedom as his views suggest
Shane Connelly
I don’t know for a fact, so don’t take it as such, but I’m pretty sure this story is bullshit. I struggle to believe that someone is this stupid.
Blake Desaulniers
Two words: Catholic Church.
Joe Russo
If you don’t show up to vote, people like this will take over as they have nearly done so already.
Sarah Haynes
Wow, just wow, there are no words really..
James Kujawa
I fuckin’ love camping (especially Harold). How stupid will we allow humanity to get ?
Mooney RM
no hope for those two dopes. you just can’t sure stoopid.
Rob Jacobs
I find it fairly offensive that he basically states that when you do not practise a certain religion you are automatically void of morals, decency and respectable behaviour. It’s even more hysterical when you realize that by making these statements he’s judging, condemning and basically crucifying others. Hypocrite much?!
Lisa McBride
I’ve heard it all. Does anyone else see the irony hear. LMAO. The sad truth about his view is that he himself is spewing words that when imagined would be the words coming out of the Anti Christ or Satsn himself. Round them up and cage them. Steal their children at birth. Shoot them in the head I they try to escape. I hope he doesn’t have as large of a following as ISOL has. Oh wait, maybe he’s their inside man. What an IDIOT. The problem with this world is that everyone’s running around trying to control someone or something else instead of themselves. Control yourself preacher man and people won’t want to DUCT TAPE your mouth.
Bayard Michael
The religious insanity is strong in this one. What a wackobird.
Robin Umbley
Oh, good! I always wanted to go to camp! I’d like a nice lake with boating and swimming, please.
Moses Echs
I want to see the video of him saying that.
Tom Ripley
This is what a christofascist looks like.
Ralph Huntington
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free,
there is no male and female, for you are all one…”
~ Galatians 3:28 (ESV)
Joe Hazelwood
God almighty, is this dude for real? Get him on medication stat.
Paul Kidman
It is amazing that morons like this still roam the planet.
Sheila Santiago
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
hhmmmmm, no thanks.
Rick Marlar
So the same thing these clowns have been trying to do for years legislate morality I am a Christan I am also an American I believe the Bible I also live by Rule of Law and that law is the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I think Mr Cruz should study more American History
Renee Kay Begley
We have the freedom to believe in whatever religion we like or not at all in the US. Everything he stated is totally un-American as well as crazy. I hope no one listens to him. No wonder his son is wacky. I wouldn’t vote for Cruz if you tried to bribe me and I’m a registered Republican. I am also hearing the word “God” far too much like that is the name of any creator. It is a generic word and they need to say who they mean because some religions have different gods than Christianity. No one owns that word and should think when they say God it is understood just because it is capitalized like I just did.
Tiffany Starr
Atheist Camp sounds awesome! Where do i sign up?
Robert Joy
Simply hit the “Show Facts” button to see what he really said. The rest is satire.
Joseph W Olmstead
These people will not stop at putting just Atheists in ‘Camps’. they probably will want to do what Matt McLaughlin, a licensed attorney in Huntington Beach wants to do to gays — allowing execution of gays. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/calif-officials-required-give-anti-gay-proposal-chance-article-1.2156816
Crystal Hardy
born in Cuba hmm, he want to out Castro , Fidel Castro.
Chris Sadler
“so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.”
He’s insane.
Justin Greenleaf
Seems like a good idea to me
Douglas Allen Downs
I believe Ted dad has some skeletons in his closets. If I recall senior was married few times. He should take a verse from the bible, if you live in a glass house, don’t throw stones
Donald Hastie
I am glad that i am Canadian although we do have our share of nut cases up here.
Santiago Agudelo Alzate
Are we now dancing naked around the fire, or branding the mark of the devil in our flesh? do we even have any “holy rite”? because i don’t remember that, this guy is as stupid as misinformed.
Richard Logan
Ted Cruz and his father should be rounded up, along with their fellow wing-nuts, and put into camps. They could then be used by the cosmetics & pharmaceutical industries for testing purposes, instead of animals.
Steven Mast
Gee, another “news” satire site.
No wonder folks can’t seperate fact from fiction anymore.
Russ Letica
The sexual perversion comes from Religion, not those who ask for proof of a God. Look back at the centuries of sexual perversion, rapes and torture sanctioned by the Vatican, performed through their Christian Churches for centuries.
Peter Sickles
He’d make a good Nazi.
Brian Tinker
This is satire, geniuses. Read the About Us page for Newslo.
Brian Tinker
This is satire, geniuses. Read the About Us page for Newslo.
Iver Solhaug
Well, you electet Bush. Twice… You’ll do it again LOL
Retards
Iver Solhaug
Well, you electet Bush. Twice… You’ll do it again LOL
Retards
Rune Arnesen
Dancing naked around the fire with the Devil’s mark branded onto my flesh??
I’ve obviously been doing this atheist thing all wrong :-/
Benjamin Joseph Hoog
If you want to lose all faith in humanity, read the comments below. If you are catching your news from NEWSLO rather than reading it for funny satire, then you probably also think Osama Bin Laden was just “misunderstood!” This is why we have Democrats in office. This is why Obama got a second term. HEY EVERYONE!!! 🙂 THIS IS A SATIRE!
William J Urmson
Remember if the looney tune gets elected you also get the looney tune’s father. It’s a package deal. It takes two of them to make half a brain~
Sheila Tourangeau
apparently he does not listen to the news. In most religions there is more sexual perversion and repression and heathenism than nonreligious people. Get your information correct and if you don’t like gays or lesbians don’t be one. Also about abortion? You are a man so you get no say unless your grow a womb. Also do you believe in the death penalty? Than you have no right to tell women not to kill embroy’s. Killing is killing even in a war. And further more if you don’t believe in big government get out of my womb. Non of your business ever! Also keep in mind just because you are Religious does not mean you are spiritual. What if God is a Woman? Your in trouble!
Michael Hoppe
All religious people are insane.
Loana Kaloyanova
Isn’t that what ISIS is doing?
Ralph Huntington
Crazy apple Ted Cruz fell very close indeed to the tree. Rafael Cruz is certifiably insane but gets away with it by posing as a phony “man of God”.
We pray, oh Lord, that this affliction of political and religious sociopathy be lifted from society, for the good of all loving, caring people, in name of all that is right and just, we beg you Lord, please indulge our prayer, amen.
Hale Irwin
Like father like son.
Spencer Eden
I know a woman who chose to become a lesbian after she was sexually abused for years by her father, a missionary, while the family was living in Africa. Yeah, what about perversion within the Christian camp there, daddyo?
Christopher Paul
Why do stupid misleading sites make shit up? Show facts and hide facts? What a stupid fucking website. SMH.
Robert Torok
Most of you are idiots for taking this seriously.
Gerard David Jr
He needs to be in one! Go back to Cuba! And Canada!
Mitchell Brown
These “satire” “articles” have officially jumped the shark. We are not better off with all the “information” accessible via the interwebs. We are worse off. This stuff – this site included – is nutritional/informative in the way Twinkies are nutritional. Its just stupid. On that note, Cruz and his dad are certifiable. There is no need to make stuff up in order to ridicule them.
Kevin Kroger
Keep talking cunt. We are listening and voting.
Mary Walker McCaffery
Sumpin wrong wit him.
Joe Howe
Why do morons like this guy get any publicity at all? Just adds fuel to they’re fire.
Larry Gorlitz
This is a satire site. This story is not real.
Joe Russo
If you don’t show up to vote, people like this will take over as they have nearly done so already.
Annastacia Dickerson
Just checking, but is this a satire news report? It’s hard to tell anymore.
Annastacia Dickerson
Just checking, but is this a satire news report? It’s hard to tell anymore.
Sarah Haynes
Wow, just wow, there are no words really..
James Kujawa
I fuckin’ love camping (especially Harold). How stupid will we allow humanity to get ?
Sherry Fallis
Unfortunately, the religion this idiot follows, even with it’s moral policy, hasn’t prevented it’s followers from sexual immorality, sexual abuse, or perversion. Kinda negates his position right there, doesn’t it?
David Robson
Bullet to the back of the head should work.
Ash Renner Bankes
So lack of faith leads to sexual abuse? How about the countless victims of the church. The girls essentially SOLD to their ‘husbands’ in the the name of ‘god’ and ‘faith’…. idiot!
Michael Mc Lees
Test
Michael Mc Lees
I disagree with the Right Reverend Raphael that babies born in the Heathen Camps should be removed immediately, lest they be tainted by their mother’s breast- milk. That is dangerous as there are sometimes devil children born. Instead the baby should be placed on the surface of a pond and tested. The babies that float are the devil’ s spawn Damian babies. But the babies who sink were innocent, and if they drown they safely go to Limbo .( unless the rev thinks the water test counts as their baptism.) :[email protected]@@
Robert Joy
Just like the Nazis rounded up all the Jews? Way to go Rafael. You’re just a Nazi of a different color. Next you’ll be proposing that we gas them all to death. Certainly you’ll be able to plenty of Bible verses to back up that view as well. Idiot!
Barron Brandon
This man is clearly insane! And it worries me that his son has been indoctrinated into his realm of insanity
Jen O'Neil
Guys, this is a satire site.
Steve Weinberger
Talk about bat s#*t crazy.
Lisa McBride
I’ve heard it all. Does anyone else see the irony hear. LMAO. The sad truth about his view is that he himself is spewing words that when imagined would be the words coming out of the Anti Christ or Satsn himself. Round them up and cage them. Steal their children at birth. Shoot them in the head If they try to escape. I hope he doesn’t have as large of a following as ISOL has. Oh wait, maybeeir inside man. What an IDIOT. The problem with this world is that everyone’s running around trying to control someone or something else instead of themselves. Control yourself preacher man and people won’t want to DUCT TAPE your mouth.
Brian Wisniewski
Hey cunt – Guess what??….. I don’t believe in any God. – Full stop. – So what? … You scare me. You appear be an intelligent being, yet you happily spout this shit. I’ll happily take my chances among the “Godless” – If it avoids sad fucks kike you.
David Kearns
Breast milk of course being the most common transmission method for secular humanism, rather than books. heh.
Ron Prichard
so religion will teach us values that include … imprisoning innocent people in camps because you don’t like their beliefs? who would jesus imprison without cause?
Steve Dickman
As much as I can’t stand either Cruz, this is not true. Just click on “SHOW FACTS” below the picture and you’ll see that the gist of the article is satire (although it is troubling that it is absolutely believabe).
Randolph Ping
Welcome to Gilead, handmaiden.
Peter Allibone
What a looney tune!
John Rowles
we are Not ruled by our instincts, but by the Law. 100 Million Voices Against Sharia / Blasphemy LAW
Veronica Hamel
Some delusional people are truly dangerous. Sounds like this guy could be one.
Daniel Prak
The Muslims post more of a threat!
Celeste Almerico
This is a joke, right?
Matty Boom Batty Simpson
Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of putting this kind of bull shit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.
Ralph Huntington
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free,
there is no male and female, for you are all one…”
~ Galatians 3:28 (ESV)
Joe Hazelwood
God almighty, is this dude for real? Get him on medication stat.
Paul Kidman
It is amazing that morons like this still roam the planet.
Richard Rain Bear Porto
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Richard Rain Bear Porto
I will never fall for what he’s selling what garbage he could take it and shove it. Cawled back under the rock you came out from..
Sheila Santiago
JUST ENOUGH NEWS…Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
Newslo’s “No Need to Satirize” brings you completely factual stories that are so ridiculous, they don’t need our trademark touch. Whenever you see #NNTS, you’re reading COMPLETELY real news that only seems too absurd to be true.
hhmmmmm, no thanks.
Rick Marlar
So the same thing these clowns have been trying to do for years legislate morality I am a Christan I am also an American I believe the Bible I also live by Rule of Law and that law is the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I think Mr Cruz should study more American History
Renee Kay Begley
We have the freedom to believe in whatever religion we like or not at all in the US. Everything he stated is totally un-American as well as crazy. I hope no one listens to him. No wonder his son is wacky. I wouldn’t vote for Cruz if you tried to bribe me and I’m a registered Republican. I am also hearing the word “God” far too much like that is the name of any creator. It is a generic word and they need to say who they mean because some religions have different gods than Christianity. No one owns that word and should think when they say God it is understood just because it is capitalized like I just did.
Jesse Needham
This is either really bad satire, or purposely deceitful. The article makes a lie (atheist camps) and surrounds it with true remarks. It’s written to be believable.
Jesse Needham
This is either really bad satire, or purposely deceitful. The article makes a lie (atheist camps) and surrounds it with true remarks. It’s written to be believable.
Tiffany Starr
Atheist Camp sounds awesome! Where do i sign up?
Robert Joy
Simply hit the “Show Facts” button to see what he really said. The rest is satire.
Gary Davis
Dad,
I think I’m going to ask you to cool it until I get beyond 4% in the polls., OK?
Sid Billiams
These are the very “Christians” who are doing most of the sexual abuse. He’s fucking nuts.
Tom Witherby
You know you are taking this out of context. You lefties have no problem embellishing the facts of any situation if it suits you politically. What Cruz’s dad says has nothing to do with him and his message. What, are you a little scared?
Doug Van de Zande
It’s easy for him to say now the mainly Christians plundered, murdered, and raped the natives of North and South America for a period of 400 years.
Dahlia VanderWoude
hey look it’s Hitler he’s alive
Bob Gentry
The show facts button shows exactly how spun the article is. Like this feature…if it’s for real.
Leo Taylor
If Ted follows this doctrine at all, he just lost my vote. First its the Atheists, then it will be the gays and before you know it they’re wearing Swastikas and marching away the Jews. Same deal as 70 years ago, different details.
Kelly Pitman
satire works best when mixed with truth
Pam Theriault Hardee
And where would he put Catholic priest that have raped [in God’s name???]. How utterly ridiculous people sound.
Henry Phillip
there’s no such thing as a “holy rite of atheism.”
Daniel Joseph
And let the leftist media attack dogs start their demonization. So predictable- and this site is Satire…worthless
Jerry Wojcik
People are concerned about the Rev. Wright ! This trumps the Rev.
Donnie Adkins
” that they lead to sexual perversion, sexual abuse, and the complete loss of hope” Yes because only the Catholic church will allow raping of little boys and think it is ok.
Dan Laurier Beaulieu
The fact that there are no “holy rites of atheism”. And that we have no interest in dancing naked around a fire or branding any “mark of the Devil” onto our “flesh”.
And trying to shoot us, tends to make us shoot back…
All these facts that Cruz seems to have overlooked.
John Nicholson
What a loon.
John Nicholson
What a loon.
Rusty McDonald
This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!
Simon Errock
And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.
Paul Cole II
Maybe Mr Cruz and his father should take a peek at the ten commandments…
Paul Cole II
oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!
Paul Cole II
oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!
Rodney Harrison
This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.
Carolyn Livingston
Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.
Shaun Jones
funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?
Benjamin Joseph Hoog
Ya’ll are educated enough to know that this is Satire right???
Alex Palumbo-Green
It’s satire y’all
Antonio Preda
So the only thing that stops him from sexual abuse is his faith? |Than some idiots do need God I suppose.
Jack Bock
How sickening. If he couldn’t garner votes based on these ideas, he would have no candidacy…that’s the amazing thing. That our country is full of people who are this ignorant.
Daniel Cutting
Eating flesh and drinking blood or representation of it is not creepy at all… I’m in!!! Not!!!
Carol Jane Wilson
Actually, recent research in America compares different religions in terms of the behavior of young people raised in them. This research now includes ‘no religion as a category. The young people who come out significantly ahead interms of less crime, less drug taking, and stronger ethics are…. those with no religion – including humanists and atheists. Well who knew? Also, your man needs to educate himself about the nature of humanism, he seems to have confused it with some kind of Hollywood version of Satanic rites – puh-lease!!!
Gary Fischer
And of course there is no sexual abuse, immorality or adultery among Evangelical Christians.
Paul Wilczynski
Gross ignorance would be 144 of these guys.
Garth Hudelson
Im sure theres a secular humanist camp at Burningman. Maybe all of them
Jeroen van Baardwijk
Atheism leads to sexual perversion? Someone please remind that moron of exactly which religion has a bad reputation these days thanks to the sexual child abuse by its priests…
Chris MacKechnie
Ted Cruz really never had a chance. It actually explains a lot.
Pierre-Jean Brassac
Où la religiosité devient déviance morale et fanatisme.
Bien faibles sont ces piliers de Tea Parties qui ne se sentent pas capables de droiture morale sans la présence imaginaire d’un père fouettard qui voit tout. L’immoralité sexuelle qu’ils redoutent chez les athées est en réalité la leur, tristement refoulée, enkystée dans leur triste scrotum.
Pour ces gens, il faut croire en quelque chose, que ce soit en Pinocchio ou en Zorro, pourvu que l’on croie. Ceux qui doutent et refusent de croire aux fables et à l’invérifié, aux mythes colportés, pourraient se targuer d’une plus grande force morale, d’un plus grand respect de la vérité. Mais voilà, c’est toujours les culs-bénits que l’on entend.
William Paul Philibert
Welcome to the 18th century!
Nicholas Vernola
Oh we were much better off with the Socialist Mens Room Attendant?
Jesse Clark
i could write a book on how everything about this guy defines what is wrong with the world!
Nicholas Vernola
The Bible does condone the death penalty, so do I
Michael Caputo
If I’m going to dance around naked I better loose a few pounds
Sam Jacobs
George Carlin said it best! Check it out!
Leslie Berry
‘“While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” he added. “Of course, if they step one foot outside the electrified fence we shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”
He also argued that any children spawned in these camps would be removed at birth so they would not be drawn into secular humanism via their birth-mother’s tainted breast milk.’
….
Gabriel Saravia
It’s pretty funny that most of the people who believe in God are the most judgemental people out there, a d threaten you that you will burn in hell unless you join there religion to be saved. Last time I checked. Only a sick sadiatic bastard would only say that. That’s like saying, “worship me or else I will burn your entire family or join me and you will be saved. This is exactly why I don’t believe in GOD.
Gabriel Saravia
It’s pretty funny that most of the people who believe in God are the most judgemental people out there, a d threaten you that you will burn in hell unless you join there religion to be saved. Last time I checked. Only a sick sadiatic bastard would only say that. That’s like saying, “worship me or else I will burn your entire family or join me and you will be saved. This is exactly why I don’t believe in GOD.
Spencer Eden
I know a woman who chose to become a lesbian after she was sexually abused for years by her father, a missionary, while the family was living in Africa. Yeah, what about perversion within the Christian camp there, daddyo?
Christopher Paul
Why do stupid misleading sites make shit up? Show facts and hide facts? What a stupid fucking website. SMH.
Robert Torok
Most of you are idiots for taking this seriously.
Mike Coslor
A complete loon!
Mike Coslor
A complete loon!
Gerard David Jr
He needs to be in one! Go back to Cuba! And Canada!
Steven Gillott
Wikipedia defines Atheism as the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. Most inclusively, atheism is the absence of belief that any deities exist. Atheism is contrasted with theism, which, in its most general form, is the belief that at least one deity exists.
Wikipedia also defines Theistic Satanism (also known as traditional Satanism or spiritual Satanism) is the belief that Satan is a supernatural being or force that individuals may contact and supplicate to.
Therefore Atheism is not Devil worshiping.
Moron.
Al Boucher
Let’s put Cruz’s father in a fenced in area and treat him like he is wanting to treat gays and athiests. Or let’s just end him.
Kahleen Nowak
Can these two be euthanized? Seriously for the good of mankind, country, our sanity.
Richard Powell
Sounds like a fascist idea that was tried in Germany. Has he forgot. He should be sent back to Cuba and his son back to Canada. They have not earned the right to live in America or be a citizen of this country. These are the people and their hate mongering that is currently tearing at the fabric of America. Let them go back to their natural countries. We don’t need their sick ideologies here.
Bob Love
You go, girl!
Nancy Jo Heart
I love the way that atheists get so worked up over something they don’t even believe in.
Keith Lampkin
If atheism is to blame for sexual perversion and sexual a use then how does this idiot explain why most sexual deviants and sexual predators identify themselves with being Christian? Maybe we should ban Christians into internment camps to protect our children.
Justin Henderson
hey fellow atheists!! WE GET TO GO TO CAMP!!!
Trace Norton
I was thinking we could do the same thing with republicans! They’re more of a threat then atheists!
Trace Norton
I was thinking we could do the same thing with republicans! They’re more of a threat then atheists!
Sherry Fallis
Unfortunately, the religion this idiot follows, even with it’s moral policy, hasn’t prevented it’s followers from sexual immorality, sexual abuse, or perversion. Kinda negates his position right there, doesn’t it?
David Robson
Bullet to the back of the head should work.
Rogier van Bakel
You all understand this is a satire site, right? https://politicot.com/about-us/
Nena Sullins
this is satire
Dan Wild
There’s no way these are actual quotes. Tell me these are not actual quotes.
Michael Mc Lees
Test
Michael Mc Lees
I disagree with the Right Reverend Raphael that babies born in the Heathen Camps should be removed immediately, lest they be tainted by their mother’s breast- milk. That is dangerous as there are sometimes devil children born. Instead the baby should be placed on the surface of a pond and tested. The babies that float are the devil’ s spawn Damian babies. But the babies who sink were innocent, and if they drown they safely go to Limbo .( unless the rev thinks the water test counts as their baptism.) :[email protected]@@
Patricia Six Perez
My 16 yr old daughter is an atheist but she is one of the kindest people I know. I was educated at a Catholic school and some of the nuns and students were very cruel. If only the belief in God made someone a good person… I guess I’ll be going to camp with the atheist even though I believe in God.;-)
Tim Hargraves
Wow, I have’nt vetted this yet, but if there is any truth to it? Wow, is all i got.. Whooosh reel him in, he’s nutz.. Sure put a Cuban’s son in charge, guess we lose the Cold War after all
Leigh Cavalier
Oh Jesus.
Joe Erato
Not one person here has figured out that this is satire. WOW
Alan Macphail
Well, to play along with this “Poe”. I propose that every true-believer from every religion be put in an internment camp, and they can be released only when their “God” turns up in person and vouches for them.
Alan Macphail
Well, to play along with this “Poe”. I propose that every true-believer from every religion be put in an internment camp, and they can be released only when their “God” turns up in person and vouches for them.
Gail Bates Yessne
Wow good to know there is
Continuity in the family’s
Mode of thinking. I like the idea of concentration camps
Matty Boom Batty Simpson
Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of putting this kind of bull shit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.
Bridgette Tuttle
OMG- NEWSLO IS NOT REAL! They write pretend stories to embellish a small fact. Come on America. Engage your thinking caps.
Matty Boom Batty Simpson
Try to let religious people embarrass themselves with the actual crazy shit they say instead of adding and putting this kind of bullshit out there. I hate having to detect if something so convincing is total bullshit that actually hurts the movement. You embarrass decent people by being twats.
Phil 'Thrill' Milleville
sounds like tyranny to me. i can’t believe this guy is running for president when your father is batshit crazy!
Phil 'Thrill' Milleville
sounds like tyranny to me. i can’t believe this guy is running for president when your father is batshit crazy!
Richard Rain Bear Porto
Ted Cruz evil Republican is a Nazi and so is his tea party
John Mitchell
Is this even real?
Mark Wyatt
He raised Ted telling him he was an anointed king and would be president someday and bring all wealth back to the church to distribute as is written in revelations . These people are sick . This is quite a feat however for him to come this far , alltho we all know its nothing more than a part of the dumb down scripted from above and he’s a jester .
Ronnie Lynn Martin
So it’s a free country, yet he wants to send atheists away where they’ll end up dying and not having freedom? Lmao what?
And I hope he knows athiest is the participation of not practicing a religion or having a religious practice. I swear people mix up atheism and satanism and Wickenism way too much. Fuck this post was retarded as fuck lmao
Danny Reavis Siler
Nazi much??
Richard Kashanski
Extreme Isis and Extreme Christian Fundamentalism come from the same exact mold. Basic intolerance to any other belief syste besides their own. And this is what the Tea Party wants to support as political candidates to run our country!!
Chris LaRose
“It’s a free country!” but ONLY if you get on your knee’s and bow down to OUR invisible creator god figure!
Nancy Lewis
I’m glad I’m a Pastafarian……I hate camping.
John Nicholson
What a loon.
Rusty McDonald
This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!
Rusty McDonald
This is NOT a theocracy and never will be. You really don’t want one anyway ’cause you are one of the biggest hypocrites around. People going around saying they’re Christian are not really Christians!
Simon Errock
And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.
Simon Errock
And this is why more people need to be involved in the democratic process. If you’re not careful & don’t get involved, these wing nuts will be in power.
Paul Cole II
Maybe Mr Cruz and his father should take a peek at the ten commandments…
Paul Cole II
oh and dont forget the CONSTITUTION they claim to love so much!
Rodney Harrison
This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.
Rodney Harrison
This is not real, but he probably feels that way though.
Carolyn Livingston
Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.
Carolyn Livingston
Revolk his citizenship. Send him back to Cuba.
Shaun Jones
funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?
Shaun Jones
funny, because its sickening views and attitudes like his that actually lead to things such as murder, hate, rape, and its usually the quiet believable religious ones that end up being serial killers, but we dont say “round up all religious nuts and throw them in camps” do we?
Joe King
More scary people who would abuse their fellow humans if they weren’t restrained by fear of punishment and can’t imagine any other motivation for not being evil.
Dustin Huffman
That’s been done. It’s called Bonnaroo, and it sucks.
Douglas Wall
Wait, That’s Bill Murry on the right isn’t it? This must be from an old SNL news bit since it is so incredibly asinine.
Ron Machisen
All I have to say, “Religion at work!” BTW, atheists don’t believe in the devil either. Idiot
Beth Ledford
The absolute most hypocritical as well as ridiculous religion in the entire world.
Ibn Shabazz
I am a former atheist. If I had been rounded up and put in an atheist camp, I would still be one. I found my faith by starting from scratch.
Scott Ledridge
Everyone needs to look at the buttons at the top of the article. I don’t like Ted Cruz, or his father, but this is satire.
Andrew Smith
Oooooook 😐
Dorie Sturgeon Poché
Ted won’t have a chance with this windbag a-blowin’, and he doesn’t have the cojones to tell him so. Now, ain’t that a shame?
Nicholas Vernola
Hillary Clintons Husband was an immoral jerk. John F Kennedys father was a thief and bandit as well as a bootlegger.
Nicholas Vernola
Oh we were much better off with the Socialist Mens Room Attendant?
Nicholas Vernola
Amazing marajuana Bill and Gay Marriage approved on the same day ” The Bible said “If a man lays down with another man , he should be stoned” we were just reading it wrong
Nicholas Vernola
Amazing marajuana Bill and Gay Marriage approved on the same day ” The Bible said “If a man lays down with another man , he should be stoned” we were just reading it wrong
Jesse Clark
i could write a book on how everything about this guy defines what is wrong with the world!
Nicholas Vernola
The Bible does condone the death penalty, so do I
Michael Caputo
If I’m going to dance around naked I better loose a few pounds
Sue Bonness
Hypocrisy is strong in this one
Bill Kruczynski
Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.
George Timmons
truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..
Tim Foster
I believe the Cruz family and followers should be placed in camps
Donald Wood
I guess he missed all of the sexual deviants who rape and sexually abuse children who are mostly religious people — priests and other men of “the cloth’ — he is seriously dangerous
Mike Pezzano
It sounds like a Cruz/Cruz ticket to me.
Sonia Davis Smith
Hitler in 2015
Robert Miller
Hey Rafael, the reason people leave the Church is because people like you.
Justin Henderson
did he also just use a negative communist comment directly after wanting to put atheists in a concentration camp?… hmmmm
Justin Henderson
did he also just use a negative communist comment directly after wanting to put atheists in a concentration camp?… hmmmm
Keith Lampkin
If atheism is to blame for sexual perversion and sexual a use then how does this idiot explain why most sexual deviants and sexual predators identify themselves with being Christian? Maybe we should ban Christians into internment camps to protect our children.
Justin Henderson
hey fellow atheists!! WE GET TO GO TO CAMP!!!
Dale Strommen
Bwahahahaha. … like father like son.
Mary Tilacircleends Fish
I think this is like the funniest thing ever. Could you dunk your campaign on the first day out or what?!?! LMAO! Last election only 43% of the population came out and voted and Obama is still the pres. The only reason these oil maggots are able to declare running at all is they are FILTHY with Earth destroying oil money.
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Imagine your Dad just ups and says like the stupidest thing ever on the first day of your campaign. HA HA HA HA! at this rate he won’t make it to 2017. LOL
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Did you see the “RAND PAUL FOR PRESIDENT” t shirts in the front row of the audience at his announcement at JERRY FALWELL U!?!?! Hilarious.
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Stupid old white male christian oil maggots are running their last race. The people are waking up and we know that it is all religious wars and profit all the time. The over lords push religious men out there to do their bidding against each other. The armies will soon lay down their arms and stop buying the “destroy, profit and conquer” scum on this planet and say NO MORE WAR!!!
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PEACE is the only answer. Considering the way they treat the folks who have gone to “defend” the US I can’t imaging being in the military much of a prideful thing anymore and that was the only reason to go fight for your country in the first place.
Tim Smith
Such beautiful Christian thoughts Mr. Cruz. Yes Jesus loves you!!
Charles Atkinson
Wow to think people actually believe this news article. What phony journalist will you believe next?
Sharon Caslar Gadd
I agree, there are so many “so-called” religious hypocrites in the world who play the “religious card” to get what they want & impress those who really are. The sad part is it works with so many Republicans. There’s an abundance of them people in politics & also in large company’s using religion to climb there way to the top. Sad part is it works! Religion is wonderful if it’s real, not used to better yourself & for all the wrong reasons.
Gail Bates Yessne
Wow good to know there is
Continuity in the family’s
Mode of thinking. I like the idea of concentration camps
Bridgette Tuttle
OMG- NEWSLO IS NOT REAL! They write pretend stories to embellish a small fact. Come on America. Engage your thinking caps.
Ashley Smith
The. Only good thing to remember from this is that he will be dead soon and that will be one less fucktard walking the earth.
Ashley Smith
The. Only good thing to remember from this is that he will be dead soon and that will be one less fucktard walking the earth.
John Mitchell
Is this even real?
Mark Wyatt
He raised Ted telling him he was an anointed king and would be president someday and bring all wealth back to the church to distribute as is written in revelations . These people are sick . This is quite a feat however for him to come this far , alltho we all know its nothing more than a part of the dumb down scripted from above and he’s a jester .
Rhonda Fomby
This fool is crazy! Hiding behind the Binle to spout his lunacy. And his son is running for President? Good God, talk about the lunatics running the asylum!
Carrie Shaw
Wow. They are nazis. They use nazis tactics like false patriotism and fear mongering. Makes me want to leave this country add they appear to be taking over. ..
Kelly Kelnhofer
He and his son are the ones that should be “fenced-in”.
Fernando Nascimento
The por man is a retard !
Walter Gatlin
Anyone that go’s against America and its laws should be placed in prison! Oh wait they already do. Its called prison.
Bill Kruczynski
Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.
Bill Kruczynski
Rafael Cruz and Phil Robertson are 2 reasons i am glad I am an atheist. I sure wouldn’t want to be involved in a group that advocates putting people into internment camps based on their beliefs (Rafael Cruz) or someone that conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an atheist family to illustrate a point about following God’s law (Phil Robertson). These are 2 messed up people and any “christians” who support them are equally screwed up.
George Timmons
truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..
George Timmons
truly a nutcase….and I stay away from politics………..
Glenn Hood
When you at noseblo mature , you’ll see that it’s a disservice to the public to mix fact and fiction . You may have a future in T V evangelism .
Patrick Leonardo Perez
The increasing population of folks that can’t discern truth from satire is why Democrats, or Republicans for that matter, will keep going to the White House. The apparent inability to parse the truth from this article from many that have read it is ironic given the nature of Cruz’ claims. Would you rather Jeremiah Wright as your mentor of Cruz senior? I bet they’re closer in line with condemnation of American culture than we might guess.
Rod Kervin
“It’s a free country,” he said. “If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.” Umm . . . wtf?
John Dailey
The factual part is pretty scary
Robert Costain
hes still fucked up even when i saw the facts xD
Robert Costain
hes still fucked up even when i saw the facts xD
Justin Walker
I am really happy that this ended up being satire because I was loading a clip to my AR-15 and you now the rest
Anneke Steyn Barnard
Of Course he will say stupid things like that. If all the people are awakened to the truth and realized they have been fed bullshit all of their lives, he will be without an income. So yes, i can understand that he will say stupid things like that, because he himself cannot be very intelligent. The things he said does not make him any different than the extreme ISIS members who are beheading, raping and brutally murdering little children for not following their stupid believes. They are obviously cut from the same fabric.
Kathleen Campbell-Dawson
I would call that religious hate speech. This is the man that raised Ted Cruz…running for President…Scary.
Sammie Echols
Dear Ted, I really do like you, but if you don’t put a sock in your idiot father’s mouth, you’re not getting my vote.
Marie Dragone
I live in Vermont. Dancing around the fire naked, yea we do that all the time. Sounds like Shanghai-la to me , excellent brew, heathen fires, and no Christians. What’s not to like?. And in the winter maybe fly to California and go bike ridding through wine country. How can we make this happen?
Cliff Adams
What a low opinion of humanity to think that our default state is causing harm to others.
Kathleen Campbell-Dawson
I would call that religious hate speech. This is the man that raised Ted Cruz…running for President…Scary.
Riley Callahan
These camps go back to the nazi regime and is a slippery slope to another holocaust. ..
Kim Dyer
“If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.
Um.. No. We are ruled by our REASON.
“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,…
He thinks capital punishment is just FINE. He’s all for shooting non-believers “between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure”. So much for the “moral absolute” of “thou shall not kill”. Sounds to me like he’s the kind of guy ISIS is looking for.
And exactly WHAT “holy rites of atheism” is he blathering about?
Jeffery Reynolds
Ignoring the satire part, what he did say was intolerant enough, and certainly fails to notice a few truths. The top sex scandal in the world the last two decades has been the abuse of religious men against young children. Evolution doesn’t convert anyone to anything, nor does evolution preclude a belief in god. No one is being arrested for reading the bible. And Obama is not from Kenya. Oh… and a belief in a god who will “forgive us for our sins” is just as likely to lead to any number of sins, because they can always “repent” later and still get into heaven.
Atheism means being responsible entirely for your actions. No god or devil made you do it with promises of reward or punishment, we made a choice and are the ultimate arbiters of our fate. You won’t see us crying on TV claiming “the devil made me do it” and “but god has forgiven me” like some televangelists I could mention.
People are bad or good because they choose to be. Not because they are religious or atheist. Those are just excuses.
Jo Lemmons
Insanity runs in families. Ted has that sorta look about him. I swear he’s the lost perverted love child of Amy Winehouse and Eddie Munster…..CL
Ervin Francisco Gaerlan
The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Bruce Brown
The crazy apple doesnt fall far from the tree
Kevin Giles
Jackass and jackass Jr.
Deb Kineston
These people are idiots! We are NOT a 3rd world country. Concentration Camps … seriously?? Go back to Cuba or where ever your from. Ted Cruz should be put in a camp … mental institution camp!
John Patrick
I think he just went “Full Retard.”
Shaun Harrison
Tell ya what Mr Cruz you want to put me in a camp i dare you to try to step one foot on my property. I dont give warning shots you and your son are a stain on this world and humanity. Id be happy to send you to whatever god you believe in. Although this is a satire article i cant help but to feel they really think this way
Riley Callahan
These camps go back to the nazi regime and is a slippery slope to another holocaust. ..
Kim Dyer
“If there is no God, then we are ruled by our instincts,” he said.
Um.. No. We are ruled by our REASON.
“Of course, this leads us, when there are no moral absolutes,…
He thinks capital punishment is just FINE. He’s all for shooting non-believers “between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure”. So much for the “moral absolute” of “thou shall not kill”. Sounds to me like he’s the kind of guy ISIS is looking for.
And exactly WHAT “holy rites of atheism” is he blathering about?
Tom Courtney
this is a satirical article.
Jo Lemmons
Insanity runs in families. Ted has that sorta look about him. I swear he’s the lost perverted love child of Amy Winehouse and Eddie Munster…..CL
Ervin Francisco Gaerlan
The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Glen Danzig
If he doesn’t like this country why doesn’t he go back to Cuba where he came from?
Salvatore Fazzino
Like father like son. Idiots both.
Michael Allen
This didn’t work out so well for Hitler, but I defy anyone to not draw the similarity here.
Take all the people who don’t think like us and put them in a camp. Yeah, solid, Christian mentality there.
Jay Herron
funny…they do not look related?
Cos Cat
SATIRE OR NOT, YOU GOP DIPSHIT TEABAGGERING WHORES NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.. BECAUSE ITS MAKING MURICA LOOK BAD. EVEN ILLEGAL MEXICANS ARE CROSSING BACK OVER THE RIVER WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS LAND.
Nat Gifford
Is there a youtube of this?
Sharon Cserpes
This family is insane. Shame Shame Shame
Jim Layton
Statements like these is what will end his run for President. He is a smart guy but he might want to separate church and state. The atheist community will eat him alive with facts, not beliefs.
Pamela Green Sampson
“While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do,” he added. I find it funny that most people opposed to atheism don’t actually know what it is.
Nick DeRoo
>>INSTRUCTIONS<< for reading this article. 1st, read it all. Second, go back & just under the picture where there are TWO buttons that read "show facts" & "Hide facts", click on 'SHOW FACTS". You'll then see the "facts" highlighted and what is not, are not factual. I personally blew a gasket when I read this the first time, especially because I follow Jesus Christ! But now imagine if it were the "truth" entirely & they pulled a ropeadope?! yeah man, that thought is even worse. That'd be a full blown abomination of Christianity..probably best to not chase that Rabbit.
But I will, cause that's just how I roll.
Barbara Moore
Okey dokey now…..At least I see where this man’s son gets his whackiness from…one sick family. Didn’t a man named ‘Hitler’ feel certain groups should be placed in camps?
Bob Baden
So idiocy runs in the family. Got it.
David Towner
Brainwashed idiots like this should read a book other than the bible. Secular societies are historically the most peaceful.
Noma Fowler-Sandlin
Will there be hot tubs at these camps? Organic food? I’m in.
Todd W Kendle
Dont believe everything the libs write on the internet, their interpretation. Sometimes leans to their own agendas
James McKinnon
There is no such thing as the DEVIL Its all made up by the Church . And many other things. All to keep us in line..
Kevin Goebel
Let’s hope some journalists actually ask Ted to comment on whether he agrees with his father about concentration camps.
Rosario Gastaldi
Is that why so many priests are sex abusers?
I hope the Americans are smart, not to vote this fanatic man Ted Cruz.
Seraph Crescent
That retarded
Moose Karloff
Seeing how deranged and hateful this bag of ordure is, you have to wonder what kind of values were taught in the household where the no-chance Presidential hopeful grew up. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
George Tirebiter
Should probably put all the homosexuals, anarchists, and capitalists in there with them.
Aaron Johnson
If you need some great being from beyond to tell right from wrong, your not devout, your just an asshole. Seriously you have problems.
Fred Beach
Of course religion does nothing wrong, look at ISIS, wonderful. Christianity is no better with it’s historic cruelty. And even today survivors of the systematic sexual and physical abuse at the hands of priests and nuns when they were children are going to courts to get justice. Women have always been inferior within modern religion, a mans world, yet it wasn’t true before modern religion arrived, women were often the focus in a Pagan world with beliefs based on the here and now, the natural world rather than myth,
Bob Graves
I’ll take it as the truth, just as if this story had been presented on Fox News. We all know that they never lie.
Erica Jane
so true, the “christian” elete murdered so many it’s not even possible to count.
Corperate christians are just as insane as radical Islam,but most of them are not in a third world country so they can’t drive around with guns in pickup trucks. They would replace there get rid of anything that doesn’t go along with our warped belief flyers and tea party flags. All the while Jesus said to love those ppl they try oppressing in a country that seperated religious beliefs and acts from the state. They say they love the consititution that tells them,they may not tread on any humans path to happiness,especially if his path is diffrent from there religious beliefs,those beliefs are void in the constitution. The hypocrisy in astounding and the blind cult thinking deems these type ppl. Unfit to hold any office in a demoracy.
Nat Gifford
One of the things you need to before commenting on this story is select the “show facts” button. If you leave that button on over halk the story disappears.
Patrick Bresee
…and the earth is 6,000 years old and climate change is a hoax and God hates skeptics and we are all going to burn in hellfire and the holocaust did not happen and electricity does not exist and…
John Mcavoy
A “Free Country” except for anyone that disagrees with him! The ass doesn’t fall far from the tree!
Billdude Gowing
He’s definately an asshole. I may not be religious but “Judge not lest you be judged” comes to mind.
Stephanie J Bennink
What a psycho.
Michael Oleksak
It is such a shame that anybody with a website can post this type of pure bullshit. Intentionally misleading the public, counting on the fact that people mostly read headlines and then stop reading. I am in NO WAY supporting Ted Cruz – in fact I dislike him.. BUT I think it’s important that we find accurate data on which to base our decisions. We need to stop the dumbing-down of America by letting the Social Media and freelance websites be our source of information. Check your facts people, then recheck them, look around and find sources you feel are trustwothy. The Onion is not one of them, and the jusry is out on this website for now.
Kristine Harley
Sounds good to me! I like camping! 😉 (This is parody site, people!)
Tulsa Time
No different than ISIS, just another radical christian extremist
Waurayne Cole
My God is all kind !!! Who is this insane hitler ????
Raymond Nieves
So that’s where Ted Cruz got his insanity from. Well mystery over.
Don Marsh
I’m not too sure what God he worships, but it sure is NOT mine. I feel so sorry for people on the fringe who have strayed so far from the path that Jesus taught.
Scot Switlick
Mr Cruz the reason your free is because people like my ancestors didn’t want to bow to kings, queens, monarchs and religious nutbags anymore.
The reason you live in America is because your chriSTAIN ancestors slaughtered the Indians in the name of jesus shitface. Remember their was no letter J in the english language until the 14th century.
The reason the Catholic church is one of top five land owners in the world, free of real estate taxes is because of morons like you. And lastly remember jesus died on the cross, the same time as the jewish passover and the spring equinox. You know when the fertility goddess of eostra, pronounced easter bring the winter sun back across the equator and the the mighty sun god jesus dies as he crosses the equator heading for the northern hemisphere. Jesus the mythical sungod lies on the equator for almost three days(in his tomb!!!!!!) And on Easter SUNrise service he is reborn, conquering the grave!!!! While in the northern hemisphere spring has arrived and all the cathodicklicks have easter egg hunts and eat pink sugar chickens in celebration. While the intelligent, common sense people know the bunny is the symbol for the female and the chicken is the symbol for the male in the Wicca religion. This is also where Goddess Eostra comes from…. The Easterbunny throws her eggs(sperm) and Chicken(male) lays on them and billions of people are lied to everyday, love the MORON RELIGIOUS NUTBAGS, we should have a holiday for the stupid, we could call it the THE STUPID HUMANS ON A BALL OF DIRT DAY.
We could eat it as tribute of eating dirts body!!!! Oh so dirty holy
We could mix it with water and say it his bloody dirty water.
We could put it on are foreheads so we can identify the morons of our societies
We could give it to each other as presents on dirty day o my and sing songs about how great he grows the plants and bow our head in it before we eat. Rejoice the dirt is LORD.
Sorry got to go…………to church in hour and I want to play tennis beforehand cause you know Jesus loves people playing tennis. Thats why god starves kids in Africa they don’t play tennis.
Éric Chalifoux
Even if I don’t live in the US , please USA everyone knows it , don’t vote for republicains , they’re ever dummer than I couldnt ever imagined . Its unconstitutional to place a different ”non religion” group in camps , where is the right to beliefs in their bullcrap talking .
Donald Robert
like father, like son, stupid assholes!
Carle F Svitil
So THIS is the FERTILIZER of the EVIL EGG that spawned the likes of TED CRUZ! Yet ANOTHER Village Idiot spews his vile theology amongst the masses. Remember, if you tell the lie often enough, people will believe it to be true. (Same practice that FAUX News uses.)
Connie Christians
Satire aside. Isn’t it revealing that his first ‘concerns’ run right to sexual perversion? He’s a closet pervert himself… Freud-in-a-slip.
Robert DiLallo
Yo, Cruz y familia… LET FREEDOM RING! LOUD, CLEAR AND WITHOUT YOUR CHAINS! WE DON’T NEED THE BACKWARD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD LEADING US NOWHERE. WE LOVE REAL, COURAGEOUS LEADERS LIKE BARACK OBAMA WHO SAVED THE COUNTRY FROM THE RIGHT WING NUTS WHO RUINED THE ECONOMY. WOOO-HOOO….
Don Gillette
They say insanity is hereditary. I believe this explains a lot.
Sandy Deg
idiot
Shirley Silbert
Well now we know where Ted gets it.
Robert DiLallo
I think people can stop pointing out that a good chunk of this is satirical. The non-satirical parts are awful, regardless. A despicable human being spouting hate under the guise of Christianity. Hey Old Di*khead Cruz… what would Jesus say?
Merlin Clark
How about we send this communist Canadian terrorist and his son home?
Edmund Lynn Murray
And yet, the fasted growth in atheism is in the youth who see through the self righteous crap that he is peddling.
Christopher Jon Östling
Sounds like Hitler all over again. How about we put this nut case and his Spawn in a Mental Institution where they belong!
Dan Melillo
Reminds me of that crazy Austrian that took over Germany in the 1930s.
Misti Taylor
Well, all I know is that it was certainly a “christian” who molested me and a “christian” who beat the shit out of me for 13 years! And it is the holy catholics who molest MANY children. I have yet to be hurt by an atheist.
Jim Kennedy
You forgot to mention that he is a Dominionist.
Dana Hart
THIS would be hilarious if his offspring wasn’t running for president…
And is it just me or does he seem preoccupied with sex?
Dana Hart
THIS would be hilarious if his offspring wasn’t running for president…
And is it just me or does he seem preoccupied with sex?
Chris Seymour
Someone arrest this fool and put him in a loony Ben. He is a danger to others.
Richard Ween
Shithead think atheists ain’t got guns just like the right wing hicks? We do. Come and get us!
Jon Wax
Trying to lock down that loss before the game has even started. Bet Palin is looking pretty good right about now, huh?
Adam Sanders McFleaux
I think we should make a game show where we all get to watch religious extremists fight each other and the winner gets to fight a bear… that’d be good tv.
Wylie Richardson
wow this guy is worse than west boro i mean seriosly who could be so insane
Laura Alexis
wow how did this family rise to a level that allows them to be in our faces with such ignorance? delete delete DELETE!
NP Santangelo
So musslum and Christianity depending how extreme you are.. are pretty close to the same the more extreme the closer they are.
Z Casimir Kmiotek
About Ted Cruz’s dad, most politicians would be going, “Shut up dad, you’re gonna blow this for me.”
David Orozco Jr
Jajajaja that ted cruz, his head is stuck deep within his ow ass. Tryinv to oive a pipe dream! Jajaja funny guy!
Jeffrey Mathis
Teddy’s ol’ pappy is stark raving nuts and should be locked up in a loony bin. It does explain
a lot about Ted Cruz and why he is the prince of the lunatic fringe. this a a reminder why I am no longer a Republican.
Deborah Kitzul
Jusist Priest. what a sick mother pucker.
Deborah Kitzul
When did anyone witness Atheists practice their ” holy rights ?” I believe old Teddy boys dad is thinking of Christians.
Scott Kochman
“It’s a free country,” he said. “We shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”
Benjamin Mitchell
Better start the camp off with all of the God fearing boy raping priests.
Susan Reid
What an idiot! There are no rites of atheism. We believe we are responsible for what we put out there and we can’t get forgiveness from a spiritual being when we act badly. We believe this is it and we live fully.
Scott Kochman
“It’s a free country,” he said. “We shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”
Cynthia Page
When did we become a nation of crazy people? I must have missed that part of history class.
Cherri Stockton Woolbert
Whew! What would he do with us if this wasn’t a free country?
Lynn Rowe
And THIS is why American “christians” are making “Christian” a nasty vile dirty word.
Suanne Pearson Dunn
Wow, there is just as much abuse perpetuated by the God fearing as not. What a tool.
Lisa Stein
Wow, what happened to freedom of Religion and freedom of Speech. Between Cruz and Trump I do not know who is worse. At least Cruz cannot run for President.
Susan Reid
What an idiot! There are no rites of atheism. We believe we are responsible for what we put out there and we can’t get forgiveness from a spiritual being when we act badly. We believe this is it and we live fully.
Cynthia Page
When did we become a nation of crazy people? I must have missed that part of history class.
Cherri Stockton Woolbert
Whew! What would he do with us if this wasn’t a free country?
Lynn Rowe
And THIS is why American “christians” are making “Christian” a nasty vile dirty word.
Lisa Stein
Wow, what happened to freedom of Religion and freedom of Speech. Between Cruz and Trump I do not know who is worse. At least Cruz cannot run for President.
Chris Taylor
Probably a third of this article is actually true. Hit the “show facts” button. Most of this is bullshit for “entertainment”? In either case… Those heathen zones sound pretty fun.
Tom McAuliffe
How frightening is that? Does this out trump Trump?
Tom McAuliffe
How frightening is that? Does this out trump Trump?
Steve Caicco
Its no wonder Ted Cruz thinks immigrants don’t understand our country or values and are prone to violence.
Katie Kintner
Why would atheists be conducting “holy rites”? They’re atheists! This old goat is nuttier than a fruitcake.
Richard Goscicki
A lot of these hole rollers see atheists as worshippers of the devil and hence prey to our instincts. But a disbelief in God, also implies a disbelief in the Devil. We’re free of his Lucifer nonsense obviously meant to scare believers. “The devil” is simply our evolutionary baggage: sex, the base emotions of the hindbrain, envy etc. It isn’t evil, just part of being alive.
Craig White
Holy Crap!! And they say Muslims are fucked up!!
Richard Goscicki
A lot of these hole rollers see atheists as worshippers of the devil and hence prey to our instincts. But a disbelief in God, also implies a disbelief in the Devil. We’re free of his Lucifer nonsense obviously meant to scare believers. “The devil” is simply our evolutionary baggage: sex, the base emotions of the hindbrain, envy etc. It isn’t evil, just part of being alive.
John Hilgeman
If Cruz and his ilk need an invisible god (who threatens severe torture if they stray) to keep them moral, they are not very moral to begin with. And their god is no better than any human despot who ever lived.
Robert Golledge
This asshole is certifiable!
Craig White
Holy Crap!! And they say Muslims are fucked up!!
Kate Karwowska
Why don’t we ask the Duggars about that sexual perversion shit. Since they’re so “godly”, you know.
Kate Karwowska
Why don’t we ask the Duggars about that sexual perversion shit. Since they’re so “godly”, you know.
Lee Hogan Holden
one of the main ills facing our society that leads to sexual perversion is sexual abuse by CATHOLIC PRIESTS – try blaming the Athiest for THAT one!
Robert Golledge
This asshole is certifiable!
Thea Girard Marshall
‘The Handmaid’s Tale’: coming to a Reality near you
James Ferguson
The lack of morality in Cruze’s positions and in these remarks make his view the opposite of Christian. No, people who differ from you are not amoral apes to be locked up.
David Schultz
HELLO PEOPLE! NEWSLO IS SATIRE.
Below the picture is a button that says “SHOW FACTS”. Click on that and the true content will be highlited. The rest is not true.
Pat Trick Dicey
Fuck you cultist
Pat Trick Dicey
Fuck you cultist
Rough Houser
“…In the past, Cruz, an evangelical preacher and avowed creationist, has claimed that God endorses the Death Penalty…”
So…that whole Thou Shalt Not Kill thing in the Bible…that was Moses having a laugh, was it? Wasn’t that supposed to be a Fairly Important Message from On High? You’d think a preacher might’ve rememebered that one, because I’m agnostic, not at all Christian, and even I know that one. LOL, so it’s fine to put atheists inconcentration camps, but Starbuck’s has a plain red cup design in December and it’s a WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTIANITY! The height of hypocrisy. What a joke these people have become. Living cartoons.
Joan James
Both father and son are terrifying. They are the opposite of what this country stands forand the thought of “Prez Cruz” makes my stomach turn over. I’m sure Canada doesn’t want them, nor Cubaand we shouldn’t have to put up with them either. They’re both very, very sick and they both need to go away…far, far away!
Kevin Bradley
Save America kill Ted Cruz and his entire religitard family!!!
Joan James
Both father and son are terrifying. They are the opposite of what this country stands forand the thought of “Prez Cruz” makes my stomach turn over. I’m sure Canada doesn’t want them, nor Cubaand we shouldn’t have to put up with them either. They’re both very, very sick and they both need to go away…far, far away!
Patty Shenker
This is absolutely frightening. Religion & its many zealots are ruining America, not atheists. These nuts can see God but not climate change! I wish Cruz & his dad had both been aborted!
Bill Brasky
The First Amendment is only for the right people, y’all.
Patty Shenker
This is absolutely frightening. Religion & its many zealots are ruining America, not atheists. These nuts can see God but not climate change! I wish Cruz & his dad had both been aborted!
Nigel Osborne
And why Ted Cruz is unfit to be President of the United States. The apple doesn’t fall far from the crazy tree.
Michael Elders
The only difference between Islamic Extremist and Christen Fundamentalist is Of wait there is not one.
Mark Potochnik
OK, Atheists in camps. Latinos in camos. Islam in camps. God bless America!
Mark Potochnik
OK, Atheists in camps. Latinos in camos. Islam in camps. God bless America!
Jeff Schnitzer
After all this he wont be able to run. thank God
Justin M.J. Harris
What the hell did I just read
Jeffrey Hesketh
Predictably, where do we find more sexual perversion, sexual assault and child molestation, the faith-based community, where do we find the most vile, disgusting and delusional behavior amongst human beings, like blowing themselves up or shooting and killing people at doctor’s offices based on religious superstitions, the faith-based community.
Daddy Cruz joins a long line of residents within the faith-based community who would prefer to martyr themselves than live, they can’t wait for the world to spiral out of control and for society to fail so they can gloat over the very result they wishfully seek.
Jeffrey Hesketh
Predictably, where do we find more sexual perversion, sexual assault and child molestation, the faith-based community, where do we find the most vile, disgusting and delusional behavior amongst human beings, like blowing themselves up or shooting and killing people at doctor’s offices based on religious superstitions, the faith-based community.
Daddy Cruz joins a long line of residents within the faith-based community who would prefer to martyr themselves than live, they can’t wait for the world to spiral out of control and for society to fail so they can gloat over the very result they wishfully seek.
Ronald Woolever
Would these be the same camps they are planning on sticking the Muslims in?
Maryann Genzel
Explained_ Natural Born Citizen & Naturalized Citizen – Freedom Outpost.mhtml
http://freedomoutpost.com/explained-natural-born-citizen-naturalized-citizen/
James Smith
They’re a bunch of religious nuts who want to persecute anyone who isn’t a Christian.
First it was Muslims, now it’s atheists.
Pamela Laudenslager
So- this is what Ted grew up believing? And we have peole in this country still wondering WHY the ‘leader’ of this country needs to be born of American parent(S) on American soil!!
Susan Brodniak
This site is a factual news/satire mixture. You can click on the FACTS button and it will highlight what is actually true. The rest is pure BS. As much as I WANT to believe this is all true….it’s not.
Arturo William Carralero
I knew this had to be Onion or something! http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzcamp.asp
Chasse Court
Let’s all just put him in front of a firing squad and be done with his stupidty and while we are at it include that son of his who always has a look on his face like he’s let go of a really eggy one and no ones noticed.
Chasse Court
Let’s all just put him in front of a firing squad and be done with his stupidty and while we are at it include that son of his who always has a look on his face like he’s let go of a really eggy one and no ones noticed.
David Wiseberg
Mr. Cruse,is living proof of a loving God.
Ray Parent
Just try to put me in a camp you old sick bastard. Another Religous wing nut, right up there with Palin and Robertson
Ray Parent
Just try to put me in a camp you old sick bastard. Another Religous wing nut, right up there with Palin and Robertson
Charles Stein
They actually let this guy out on the streets?
Chuck Bentjen
What he is proprosing is so far from what Jesus taught that it’s scary. IMHO evangelicals are the pharasies of today.
Chuck Bentjen
What he is proprosing is so far from what Jesus taught that it’s scary. IMHO evangelicals are the pharasies of today.
Erica Scott
I am an atheist. And I am a far better person than you, you miserable old man.
Bill Taylor
RICHARD DAWKINS, F.R.S.
OXFORD, U.K.
Dear Friends,
If you live in America the chances are good that your next door neighbor believes the following: the Inventor of the laws of physics and Programmer of the DNA code decided to enter the uterus of a Jewish virgin, got himself born, then deliberately had himself tortured and executed because he couldn’t think of a better way to forgive the theft of an apple, committed at the instigation of a talking snake. As Creator of the majestically expanding universe, he not only understands relativistic gravity and quantum mechanics but actually designed them. Yet what he really cares about is “sin,” abortion, how often you go to church, and whether gay people should marry. Statistically, the chances are that your neighbors believe all that – and they can vote.
Charles Stein
They actually let this guy out on the streets?
Victoria Martinez
Maybe we should have camps for haters like the Cruz’…How would they like that?
Erica Scott
I am an atheist. And I am a far better person than you, you miserable old man.
Kim Dyer
Seems to me there are a lot of pedophiles who are Christian clergy.
Bill Loman
Now you understand why Ted is Ted. He never had a chance to be a normal, thoughtful, intelligent human being. Most of the religious “products of lustful loins” have such hardwired, damaged character flaws that they themselves cannot see what is obvious to normal rational human beings. Religious zealots will never conquer a rational people no more that communism.
Bill Loman
Now you understand why Ted is Ted. He never had a chance to be a normal, thoughtful, intelligent human being. Most of the religious “products of lustful loins” have such hardwired, damaged character flaws that they themselves cannot see what is obvious to normal rational human beings. Religious zealots will never conquer a rational people no more that communism.
Leigh Hamilton
Watch this video about Papa Cruz saying exactly what is in this article.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOIXCj-yppU
Leigh Hamilton
This is a “hybrid” news and satire site, but I have to tell you, The Cruzes are just this creepy. Check out some of Daddy Cruz’s videos and you’ll see what I mean.
Leigh Hamilton
This is a “hybrid” news and satire site, but I have to tell you, The Cruzes are just this creepy. Check out some of Daddy Cruz’s videos and you’ll see what I mean.
Michael Hoppe
The United States has special places just for people like the cruzes. They’re called mental institutions and they are there to house and care for the severely mentally ill.
Ralph Donohue
So Teddy is one of those 6000 year old earth morons?
Janet Halikas
What a sad and pathetic family.
Janet Halikas
What a sad and pathetic family.
Tony Birchwood
Just reading that made me forget completely what century I’m living in. When you hear this kind of thing it’s easy to understand why religeon has been at the heart