DALLAS – Shemane Nugent, the wife of rock musician and gun enthusiast Nugent, filed for divorce today, spelling an end to the couple’s 24-year marriage. According to a source close to the Nugent family, Shemane Deziel, 51, decided that “she had no choice” but to separate from Nugent after “the whole world discovered that she was married to him.”
Ted Nugent’s Wife Shemane Deziel file for Divorce
Shemane—who was relatively unknown until recently—was outed as Nugent’s wife on Friday, when she attempted to pass through Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport security with a firearm in her carry-on luggage. The handgun—which Shemane claimed to have been carrying because she had received death threats—was discovered, and she was taken into custody. “I had totally forgotten it was in there,” Nugent claimed after being released on bail. “I mean, Jesus, I live with Ted Nugent wives, a man who carries half an armory in his ass crack. We’ve got guns all over the goddamn place.”
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Shemane Deziel has Simple Mistake at Starr Nugent
Mrs. Nugent maintains that she should not have been detained for a “simple mistake,” but did issue a public apology in which she expressed remorse for having spent over two decades married to “a man who once publicly threatened to murder Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton, and who has referred to black people as ‘mongrels’.”
“It was one thing being married to him when nobody knew who I was,” Shemane Deziel said. “His music earned us a lot of money—we had an amazing house, despite the lingering smell of deer carcass, and we were constantly traveling the world, drinking the finest moonshine, eating the most savory varmint. But, for reasons that should be obvious, I cannot be publicly known as Starr Nugent, and I have therefore filed for divorce.”
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One of the NRA’s most prominent members and an attendee at 2013’s State of the Union address—could not be reached directly for comment, but said through a spokesman that he “didn’t care, because hunting is better than sex anyway,” and added that Ted Nugent wives Shemane Deziel could “suck on his machine gun.”
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oooh but it was ok to be married to a bigot until people found out ok..shows what kinda person SHE is!
I would be embarrassed to be married to him too. Actually it makes me sick to even think of it.
I think this is just a joke.
I don’t know what’s funnier this article or all the RETARDS that believe this article to be true wake up people this is a joke website similar to ” the onion” geez how and when did people become this fucking stupid?
I bet he crapped his pants when he got served with divorce papers…oh wait…
This is satire, guys.
I know, I know. The Right Wing is SO freakin’ crazy, it’s become impossible to tell for sure. But this is satire. Don’t spread it as truth unless you want to be embarrassed by angry RWers.
Didn’t he say he would be dead by now? The dumbass too chicken to shoot himself? I can’t stand him :/
Are you people stoned? Did you even read the article? It’s a joke. If you actually believe that obvious farce as truth, ACORN has job for you.
They could save time and money by shooting each other.
She was on TV with Ted during his reality show. People knew who she was. She just wants a divorce, can’t blame her.
So, she stayed married to him, for 24 years, because, life was good?
Now, people know who she is, and she’s filing for divorce?
This seems rather odd!
He seems to have been a dick all along but since he had money, she stayed, as long as no one knew her?
Someone must have know her and knew she was married to him!
Very odd story!
All she wants is money, he can do better.
this is satire people.
LMAO……sounds like she waited until the right moment to make a “grab and run” for the money.
All you Hypocrites, sitting on your ivory towers, know nothing of the Ted and Shemane’s marriage. If you live in a glass house don’t start throwing rocks unless you’re all lilly white and have no skeltons in your closets. You are the kind of people that always come out of the woodwork and let your Alligator mouth overun your Canary ass! All you people can do is gossip about people you don’t even know. What does this say about you and your integrity! You gutter dwellers make me sick!
It doesn’t sound plausible that she would forget about a gun in her carry on bag. But then again, someone married to him can’t be all that bright.
This has to be satire, the dialog is too stupid even for that dirt ball.
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shemane+Nugent+2009+CMT+Music+Awards+Arrivals+hWcMbfKViayl.jpg
I don’t think many of the commenters read the story. One of the first things one should do when reading an article (especially one that is online) is consider the source. Newslo, The Onion and several others specialize in satire. Satire is a literary form with which apparently many of you are unfamiliar.
Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Got it?
Ah, let’s cry some tears for the teabagging, death-threatening, racist hate-monger! Boo-fucken-HOO!
For all the douche-bags that imagine themselves suckling at Teddy’s tit… Now, THAT’S Satire!
A complete miserable human being. He will never get it right. He lives his life full of hatred prejudice,
Oh but they both are so meant for each other..
I mean really honey your saying that you were never in love with the man just along for the ride on his money — gawd what a piece of work!
my co-worker tried to play his music the other day. I said, “oh hell no turn that racist shit off’ any other metal crap is ok, but I draw the line with that hating a-hole.
Really…she attended his concerts …I have met her knew who she was…she is WACKED! She toured with him…..everyone knew her name…REALLY SHEMANE….
All of you DO realize ‘Newslo’ is another fake news site like The Onion, right? (Hint- check their other ‘Most Popular’ stories) Or do you just assume that ‘If it’s on the internet, it must be true”? It’s called fact checking, people- DO IT.
She should not have been detained…righto! Because any / every other passenger would not have been detained…pffft. Always amusing the sense of privileged treatment celebs…and people who think they’re celebs believe they deserve.
It’s SATIRE folks…at the bottom of the Article…( not the bottom of the page) there is a choice to either CLICK “Show The Facts” OR ” HIDE FACTS” ( I don’t know why you Would want to Hide the Facts) When You Click Show The Facts, it will Highlight the True statements in the article.
Hahahaha
That is such a crock. She was on a TV show with him and loved his deer carcasses at the time. She just got sick of the total POS. He is the lowest. I don’t blame her. Maybe there IS some redeeming quality in her after all.
Does anyone here even know what “satire” means?
bullsht…they had a national tv program..as well as a cook book that I had Autographed be her 10 years ago….look up any episode of Spirit of Wild…..she probably got caught suking another cock….
She earned all the perks having to put up with such an idiot. I hope her lawyers take him to the cleaners, except for the do-do in his drawers.
HA-ha!
It’s a hoax…… “drinking the finest moonshine, eating the most savory varmint”.
For money they’ll call you honey all day any day.
So much for why she married a madman.
It happens every day.
so funny she can suck on my machine gun hahahaha this is so funny.
Has a whole armory in his ass crack? Called black people mongrels? Married to him for 24 years? He couldn’t be all bad then could he?
I think she’s 23 years too late.
Wow. Just wow.
Punked
F A K E.
Baby Pease, She just wants to live it up with this smokescreen. It’s dog eat dog and a free for all. She got catch scratch fever in her wang dang sweet poontang and now the great white buffalo is in a stranglehold and out of control. She came out of hibernation for the snakeskin cowboy and can just yank me, crank me!
I would’ve rather been reading about a great shoot out where they take each other out, oh well , I cant stand ted now but, still this is sad.
Birds of a feather flock together…..
That’s Ted alright…always classy!
Oh, if only this weren’t fiction!
Is this an “ONION” want to be site?
She has been on TV before,
I have no respect for guitar..gun..redneck..ignorant…clown…aka(GOOF)
Bet he will care when he pays her off.
You people are stupid fuck all ya all
This is satire, not true story.
Oh good lord it says hide or show facts at the TOP OF THEW ARTICLE! That should be a dead giveaway that most or all of it can be just satire.
“I read it on the interest so it has to be true!!!!! Well..Read this..Y’all a bunch of dumbasses. And remember..You read it on the internet. >:-P
Um,24 years 1,means nothing, 2I still don’t know who she is,3,you never gleaned the fact HE’S NUTS? 4,leave out your hill Billy country tours,Thanks
They misspelled Sheman.
Wow. Didn’t realize there were still so many Obama sheep out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckgSVi7G_Qw
I guess its just ok with everyone to allow these rags to print anything they want and so many of you sheeple will believe it. Get a life do some research before you decide to incinerate someone on the internet. The ignorance of our citizens is what got us where we are. Even a teacher who will impression our kids. Come on most of what is reported on the Internet is full of inaccuracies. Wake up people!
I almost feel sorry for her… Nah, not really. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Now, you rednecks don’t worry about ol’ Ted, no sir-ee-bob… I’m sure he’ll find a 6 toed Lot-Lizard kissing cousin to take her spot in no time. HeeHaww!
Ted’s the kind of guy who needs to be living in the mountains all alone with all his guns and stay away from proper society. Hopefully, he will do everyone a favor and either drop dead or disappear. We don’t need or want him around.
I would like to thank everyone for your support and loving comments. We all were made different for a reason. People that preach hate.. The devil is a bad spirit that tries to create problems for people. =
It scares me to see the number of people who don’t know that Newslo is a satire site, like The Onion.
FFS, some of you people are credulous freekin’ tools.
He’s a one trick pony & a PECKERWOOD to boot! I never listen to his music any more , TED SUCKS!
Hey Ted – We’re still waiting for you to either be dead or in jail. It’s been over a year now. Just another lying Teabagger I guess.
ahhahahahahahahaha,,,,
this story is bullshit. No one married to Ted is that funny.
Hahahahahaha…oh wait it’s not April fools day!
Umm, I think this is a joke (and not even a well written one). So, take breath people.
This woman is an amazing piece of shit. What does she have up her ass crack?
And so Ted continues down the psycho-path…..
“Santorum is Latin for ‘asshole’.
To Mike Brotherton who said “such hateful comments” about these postings. That is hilarious given the message of hate spewed by Nugent who is akin to the Devil himself and loves the feel of his machine gun more than that of a woman. How can you feel sorry for this bastard because his dumb ass wife left him?
**Facepalm** the comments make it too abundantly clear that a lot of people don’t understand satire. **sigh**
Fuck the bitch.
What she really found out was that it is not normal for a man to always walk around with a pants full of shit.
If the woman was Islamic, they would have had her tarred and feathered by now.
Man, you have to read this because you couldn’t make this stuff it up.
Way to go Ted
Who would want to be with a man that thinks hunting is better than sex? Really ted
You’ve been plunked, people. This is like The Onion, you fools.
Her name is “She man” e. Maybe he found captain winky?
*sniff* *sniff* Anyone smell satire?
Idiot!
She’s going to suck on his bank account!
This is pure satire, folks. Some people.
Wang, dang, sweet… Ok, you get it!!!
This has got to be satire, right?! LOL
All I can say is, damnnnnnnnn…
Is this an Onion article?
this is satire, right?
Satire anyone? Geez!
Is this from the Onion?
Is this the Onion?
What class!
BS!
What a BS story. Everyone knows Ted doesn’t drink
Got to love the bigger idiots that claim they know this is satire but bring up funding ACORN, which hasn’t existed for years, and they think The Nooge’s wife is a dumb as fuck, someone please give them a non teabagger dictionary so they can look up irony
The only thing that these stories do is bring attention to a has been rocker who wasn’t that good to begin with. And thats exactly what he wants. If you want to bring attention to real legends try Paul McCartney or someone like him not this maggette.
The sad thing for him is, this is so believable. Good laugh maybe, but sad that it is a laugh.
Sad that he has turned into someone who can be put in the position where people would find this could be the truth..Outed so filed for divorce.
Goddamn! I nearly busted a gut laughing when she said they drank the best moonshine in the world, considering moonshine is America’s original illegal drug. But it’s all fake, unfortunately.
She sounds just as bad, if not worse then her husband. what kind of a person stays with a complete A– like Ted Nugent, but when went public only to save her own person?
I thought he didn’t drink. She says they were drinking the finest moonshine which is illegal. Self righteous hypocrite mother fucker.
I don’t know why hes not in jail right now it is a crime to threaten the POTUS whether you agree with him or not. If he’s so tough why did he crap himself to dodge the draft.
Lotsa folks are buying this hook, line & sinker…as the truth. I weep for our country!
Ted should put a gun in his mouth and squeez the trigger. That would do us all a favor
Oh god people this is a SPOOF! And you all fell for it? That’s simply pathetic.
A one Hit Wonder and permanent Draft Dodger, heck of a Murican’.
I’ll bet weapons are not all ‘ol Ted has had in his ass crack.
the last good song he wrote was over 30 yrs ago.
Classy. Both of them. So very classy.
Hilarious! If only it were true.
she sounds so high class.
You don’t need the loser!
Oh its Obama’s fault.
Only cowards own guns the more or the bigger the gun, the larger the coward.
So life goes on!
Ted is one the greatest american musicians ever, I don’t know everyone is bashing on him. Must be PETA douche bags.
But wait. Sarah Palin spent time with Ted in Texas this month and Ted claims and the teabagger base believes that Ted never did drugs or booze, geez, anyone who knew Ted in the 1960’s on up knows this is a huge lie. Ted was so messed up back then he just can;t remember it all. Never done drugs reminds me of Nixon and “I am not a liar or I can’t recall, too.
Oh well he shoud have been taking care of home life marriage instead of going around the country shoot off heis mouth dam stupid bigiot idiot
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsE2qIEAhiCwYLeldCL2wXBz8e6MIe7wyt_letXiPuk/edit?pli=1
Gotta love anybody that hates Hillary Clinton, a true scum of the earth skank
don’t really know what to think/believe
she was married to the money
she was married to the money
You are a bunch of fags
You are a bunch of fags
Y’all do realize this is a satire site, right? https://politicot.com/about-us/
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i love to come on these FAKE news sites and read them comments from a bunch of dumbasses,,,,,,,,ROTFLMAO
Looks like Ted has giz on his chin!!!
Karma is a bitch isn’t it asshole?
Karma is a bitch isn’t it asshole?
She’s not divorcing him. (God know why she’s not). Keep in mind you need to click on the “Show Facts” to read the real story.