The Best Responses to Newslo.com

byTama
July 23, 2013
1 minute read

“I think your page is stupid and nothing you post is remotely true. I think you are worse than FOX news when you post such trash.”

1. Prince Harry Absconds with Royal Baby, Duchess of Cambridge

2. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes

3. Arkansas Outlaws Mothers Naming Their Babies

4. Following Zimmerman Verdict, Miami Heat Leave Florida Citing Safety Concerns

5. Walmart: New Plan for Factory Safety ‘Leaves it in the Hands of God’

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1 comment

Mark Esche says:

October 23, 2014 at 11:02 pm

Oy! Wot ‘baht my comment about the absconding ginger?

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