1.Rick Santorum: Why Gays Are Forcing Me to Divorce my Wife
2. Putin Grants Snowden Asylum After Confirming It Would Not Look Gay
3. Cuccinelli Pinning VA Governorship Hopes on ‘No Sex For Anyone’ Policy
4. GOP Amendment Adds Fetal Sex Toys to Abortion Bill
5. Florida Cops Shoot Unarmed Black Man, Blame Him For Being Outside His House After Dark
BONUS: Texas Board of Education Revises Textbooks: Slaves were ‘Unpaid Interns’