NewsLo 📊
NewsLo 📊
  • Home
  • Business
    • Accounting
    • Advertising
    • Branding
    • Career
    • Cyber Security
    • Entrepreneur
    • Jobs
    • Management
    • Marketing
    • Non Profit
    • Sales
    • Search Engine Optimization
    • Web Design
  • Finance
    • Banking
    • Bankruptcy
    • Budgeting
    • Credit
    • Debt
    • Estate Wills & Trusts
    • Home Improvements
    • Law
    • Loans
    • Personal Finance
    • Taxes
    • Shopping
  • Investment
    • Crypto Currency
    • Gold & Silver
    • Hard Assets
    • Real Estate
    • Retirement
    • Stocks & Bonds
    • Trading
  • Real Estate
    • Buying
    • Selling
    • Commercial Construction
    • Construction Law
    • Home Improvement
    • Loans
    • Property Management
    • Real Estate Laws
    • Rental Property
  • Insurance
    • Auto Insurance
    • Commercial Real Estate Insurance
    • Crop Insurance
    • Dental Insurance
    • Disability Insurance
    • Health Insurance
    • Home Owners Insurance
    • Identity Theft Protection
    • Insurance Law
    • Investment Insurance
    • Life Insurance
    • Pet Insurance
    • Renters Insurance
  • Contact Us
  • Sports

Tim Tebow Wonders Why Everyone Is Doing This to Him

  • June 14, 2013
  • NewsLo
  • No comments
  • 3 minute read
Total
0
Shares
0
0
0

BOSTON — Would-be Christian soldier and all-around nice guy Tim Tebow reportedly hasn’t left his hotel room in days. Friends and family say the 25-year-old recent Patriots acquisition has become depressed and despondent, substituting his usual diet of Gatorade and pizza for massive amounts of marshmallows and caffeine-free Mountain Dew. Photos emerged on Instagram of the quarterback, unshaven and dressed in a bathrobe, writing the words “Footbal Sux” in reverse text on his window.

“It just keeps getting worse,” Tebow’s blog read before his agents had it shut down on Thursday. “All I want to do is spread God’s world and bring glory to His name, but they keep making me play the football with worse and worse people. And everyone hates me. Why do they hate me? I throw the football, right?”

This week, Tebow signed with New England, reportedly after a grueling nine-hour session with “associates” in Bill Bellechick’s basement. The Patriots’ head coach showed the media his sixth confirmed smile during a press conference in which he said Tebow had “signed in blood” before backtracking to state that the charity-driven son of Pacific missionaries had “pledged his blood, sweat and tears” to the team.

Tebow’s career peaked during his time with the University of Florida (2006 to 2009). He led the Gators to two BCS National Championships, became the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman Trophy, and set Southeastern Conference records for rushing touchdowns and passing efficiency. Tebow’s tendency to express histrionically his joy at Florida’s victories – and his weeping despair at its losses – combined with his front-and-center Christianity to make him a vaulted hero of the Gator nation, and a loathsome clown to everyone else.

The Denver Broncos drafted Tebow in the first round, and though his time at Mile High was shaky but far from fruitless, they released him two years later because they had acquired Peyton Manning.

Tebow’s depression began soon after signing with the New York Jets, where he reportedly felt lonely, grew sick of the sport and broke two ribs in a game against the Seahawks. Going from one of the most celebrated college quarterbacks in history to playing special teams with a mid-level franchise, Tebow was repeatedly found crying alone in the locker room and had to be told not wear Gators jerseys to practice.

“He said he just wanted to spend some time with a sweet Filipino,” said Jets head coach Rex Ryan, “so naturally I called him up a whore. Boy, that fuckin’ son of a bitch flipped out like nothing I’d ever seen. Mark made good use of the girl though.”

Tebow was released from the Jets in April, after throwing a total of eight passes for the team.

“That’s enough, that’s really enough,” Tebow blogged at the time. “My name became a meme for praying on the sideline two years ago – if that’s all the glory I can bring to Jesus from this wretched sport, so be it. Football is crushing. The ones who love you always leave, and everyone else detests you for the colors you wear. There has to be more. God is great. Peace, y’all.”

Total
0
Shares
Share 0
Tweet 0
Pin it 0
Related Topics
  • Patriots sign tebow
  • Tebow
  • Tebow football stats
  • Tebowing
  • Tim Tebow
  • Tim Tebow to Patriots
NewsLo

Previous Article
Duct-Tape Hinders Congress’ Attempts to Warn About Next Scandal
  • DC
  • Politics

Duct-Tape Hinders Congress’ Attempts to Warn About Next Scandal

  • June 14, 2013
  • NewsLo
View Post
Next Article
Availability of Plan B Could Make Teenage Girls More Promiscuous Say Critics, Teenage Boys
  • US

Availability of Plan B Could Make Teenage Girls More Promiscuous Say Critics, Teenage Boys

  • June 14, 2013
  • NewsLo
View Post
You May Also Like
Sports Broadcasting
View Post
  • Media
  • Sports

Sports Broadcasting – Its popularity and Impact in South Korea

  • NewsLo
  • February 4, 2020
Conway Calls To Prohibit Golden State From Winning The Championship Unless They Come Celebrate In The White House “Like The Law Says”
View Post
  • Featured
  • Sports
  • Sports Feature

Conway Calls To Prohibit Golden State From Winning The Championship Unless They Come Celebrate In The White House “Like The Law Says”

  • NewsLo
  • June 13, 2017
Russell Westbrook To Launch New Social Network Named “WestBook” Intended “Only For Extraordinary People”
View Post
  • Sports
  • Featured
  • Sports Feature

Russell Westbrook To Launch New Social Network Named “WestBook” Intended “Only For Extraordinary People”

  • NewsLo
  • March 17, 2017
Fiorina Compares Trump To Shaquille O’Neal: “Impossible To Hate Him Because He Beat The Black Mamba”
View Post
  • Sports
  • Latest Lies
  • Politics
  • Sports Feature

Fiorina Compares Trump To Shaquille O’Neal: “Impossible To Hate Him Because He Beat The Black Mamba”

  • NewsLo
  • December 12, 2016
Rep. Lee Zeldin: “Decades Of Peace Ended When Colin Kaepernick Invited These Muslim Terrorists Back To The U.S.”
View Post
  • Featured
  • Sports
  • Sports Feature

Rep. Lee Zeldin: “Decades Of Peace Ended When Colin Kaepernick Invited These Muslim Terrorists Back To The U.S.”

  • NewsLo
  • September 19, 2016
ESPN Paul Finebaum: “We Let Black People Participate In Our Sports, But Now They Think They Own Them”
View Post
  • Sports
  • Featured
  • Sports Feature

ESPN Paul Finebaum: “We Let Black People Participate In Our Sports, But Now They Think They Own Them”

  • NewsLo
  • September 1, 2016
Pastor Swanson: “Team USA Women’s Basketball Gold Medal Doesn’t Count Because They’re All Lesbians”
View Post
  • Featured
  • Latest Lies
  • Sports
  • Sports Feature

Pastor Swanson: “Team USA Women’s Basketball Gold Medal Doesn’t Count Because They’re All Lesbians”

  • NewsLo
  • August 20, 2016
NRA Calls To Boycott NBA: “Those Black Players Think They Can Shoot Better Than Us White Guys”
View Post
  • Featured
  • Sports
  • Sports Feature

NRA Calls To Boycott NBA: “Those Black Players Think They Can Shoot Better Than Us White Guys”

  • NewsLo
  • December 27, 2015

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

NewsLo 📊
  • Today’s Headlines
  • Featured
  • US
  • Politics
  • World
  • Media
  • Sports
  • Privacy Policy

Input your search keywords and press Enter.