1. White Supremacist Lynches Himself after Learning of His Black Ancestry
2. Barneys to Require Proof of Income for Young Black Males
3. Texas Board of Education Revises Textbooks: Slaves were ‘Unpaid Interns’
4. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes
5. Pope Denounces Buchanan and Palin for Questioning his Agenda
6. Fla. Pastor Accidentally Burns 2,000 Bibles in Protest of 9/11 Attacks
7. Two Dead After 3D Printer Jams While Printing Gun
8. Senator Challenges Theory of Gravity, Demands Schools ‘Teach Both Sides’
9. Ted Nugent’s Wife Files for Divorce after being Outed as Ted Nugent’s Wife
10. Ted Cruz’s Father Suggests Placing Atheists in ‘Camps’