1. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes
2. Tea Party Members Demand History Remember Brave, White Patriots Who Protested King’s Racist Speech
3. Teen Arrested in Slaying of 88-Year-Old Veteran Claims Self-Defense
4. Sen. McCain Hospitalized with Excitement over Imminent Syria Strike
5. Lindsey Graham to Give Syria Chemical Weapons Until He is Justified in Bombing Them