1. Pope Criminalizes the Reporting of Sex Crimes

2. Tea Party Members Demand History Remember Brave, White Patriots Who Protested King’s Racist Speech

3. Teen Arrested in Slaying of 88-Year-Old Veteran Claims Self-Defense

4. Sen. McCain Hospitalized with Excitement over Imminent Syria Strike

5. Lindsey Graham to Give Syria Chemical Weapons Until He is Justified in Bombing Them