Trump Warns: “If Sanders Becomes President, He’ll Force All Of Us To Play Basketball Like Bums”

Electing Bernie Sanders as president would lead to the end of golfing in the United States, according to Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. “We have to be progressive in our thinking,” Trump said during a campaign rally in Hilton Head, South Carolina. “When I say progressive I mean like smart. I’m not talking progressive like Bernie Sanders would say.” “This guy wants to tax you – think of it – this guy wants to raise your taxes to 90 percent,” he continued. “No, no, think. You’ll have to move out – I love this area by the way, I’ve been here many times. Great golfing area, right? We love it. No more golf – no more golf. You won’t have any golf any more. You won’t have any money left to be golfing.”

The real estate mogul also warned that “everybody will be left with only basketball,” which he referred to as “a sport for bums and losers.” Trump also stated that “whenever you see a homeless person when you’re walking down the street, remember that that’s how you’re going to look like if Bernie gets elected president.” He added that “Bernie will commit mass murder by raising taxes, and he doesn’t care what that’ll do to the average American.”

“You know, when you think about golf, it’s a really noble and graceful sport. It is for educated people, people who are intelligent enough to be calm and play like gentlemen. If you ask me, golf is the sport of aristocrats. On the other hand, who do you have playing basketball? That’s right – poor black people who use it as the only way to get out of the ghetto and make something of themselves. Basketball is played by bums, there’s really no other way of putting it. And here you have Bernie Sanders who wants to make bums out of every hard-working, resourceful and intelligent white American. I guess nobody told him that becoming rich doesn’t happen because of inheritance; it happens because of grueling hard work,” the media magnate opined.

Trump also commented: “And that’s another thing – I really don’t know how Bernie gets to brag about taxes and equality when he’s nothing more than a poor old man who belongs in a retirement home. People argue that he’s humble and modest and that he’ll save money instead of spending it if he becomes president. Well, let me tell you something – when I was a kid, we had a name for all those humble and modest kids, we called them losers.”

“And think about this – who do you want running the country in these dangerous times, a loser who talks about pushing rich people into poverty or a billionaire who made his fortune with his own two hands? Are you going to have Bernie negotiate with ISIS? Maybe have him try to come up with a peaceful solution, like pulling our troops back home and offering ISIS some of our oil so they would leave us alone? Or do you want someone who will go all Rambo on their asses and teach them not to mess with America? You think about that, and only then go out and vote. I am not black, I don’t like basketball, I am an educated, God-fearing, white American and I don’t want my country to be handed to a geriatric geezer who’s got nothing better to do than talk about alleged climate change 24/7. I want my country to be great again,” he concluded.