Trump: “There’s A Good Reason Why We’ve Never Had A Schlongless President”

GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump late Monday mocked Hillary Clinton for visiting the bathroom during last weekend’s Democratic presidential debate, saying it was “disgusting.” “What happened to her?” he asked during a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I’m watching the debate and she disappeared,” Trump continued. “Where did she go? Where did Hillary go? I thought she quit. I thought she gave up. They had to start the debate without her, phase two. I haven’t started with Hillary yet, [but] Hillary’s going to get beaten.

Trump also crudely taunted Clinton for coming up short against then-Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) during the 2008 presidential election. “She was favored to win, and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost,” he said.

“You know, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: political correctness is killing this country. It’s the reason why we’ve gotten to a point where everybody is walking all over us as they please. And there is also another reason why political correctness is a bad thing. It keeps us from calling things what they are, and let me tell you, Hillary Clinton is an example of why America can’t afford to have a woman president,” the billionaire opined.

He also said: “Why do you think women are the ones who get pregnant and bear children and give birth? Why is it that they’re referred to as the weaker sex? It’s because they ARE weaker. Don’t let them fool you into thinking they’re the same as us, they’re not. Equality of the sexes is a joke, don’t even get me started on that. What are you going to do if we have women who want the same kind of power men have? Who’ll be left to have kids and give birth to them? We’ll become extinct if we let women be equal to men.”

The real estate magnate also stated: “And another thing: If by some miracle a woman ever becomes President of the United States, what’s going to happen when she suddenly gets her period during an important speech? What if we’re in the middle of a terrorist crisis and she suddenly has to go to the bathroom? There’s a good reason why we’ve never had a schlongless president, and why we never should. It’s too dangerous and complicated. You really need a big schlong to be able to deal with ISIS and Putin. Make no mistake.”