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Undecided Voter Goes With Obama after Scarlett Johansson Endorsement

  • October 15, 2012
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DES MOINES, Iowa – Iowa factory worker Jonathan Flagler, 30, has decided to cast his vote for Barack Obama after actress Scarlett Johansson vocally endorsed the incumbent president. Flagler had reviewed both Obama and Romney’s political platforms and looked at each candidate’s record, but still could not make up his mind until the blonde bombshell threw her weight behind the president.

“Her character in ‘The Avengers’ just seemed so repentant and moral, that if Ms. Johansson thinks the president is doing a good job, I would be foolish not to listen,” Flagler said. “I was ambivalent about Obamacare and the president’s Middle East policy, but she is just so beautiful that it’s hard not to listen when she opens her luscious lips.”

Flagler’s wife Liz though, is far from impressed. “Just because she is a buxom young tart doesn’t mean she knows anything about politics,” The 26-year-old nurse said. “I will be voting for Romney due to Brad Pitt’s mom’s endorsement.”

“Anyone can be beautiful, but that woman created beauty. How can a sane person not take what she says to heart?” Flagler said.

The political rift created by the rival celebrity endorsements has caused tension within the Flagger marriage. A few days ago the couple was thrown out of a local Old Country Buffet, where they were seen screaming at each other while John thrust the DVD case of ‘Girl With a Pearl Earring’ in his wife’s face.

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13 comments
  1. Chris Calvert says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Talk about an ignorant person; to make a decision based on the looks of a woman and a ‘character’ she played in a movie? OMG talk about low information voters! So how do you like your decision now Mr. smart one? And, talking about idiots – my opinion of Scarlett Johansson just dropped about 90 points on a 100 point scale!

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  2. Tom Johnson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Another moron! Why do you think Obama sent the blonde floosy to campaign for him? We all know where your brains are! I can’t believe some people. Just like with Bill Clinton, so many women voted for him because “he just looked so handsome…..” and these people walk among us.

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  3. Ray Clark says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    If he had not made his little mind up after 4 years of obama then he did the best he could . Having more that one name to vote for just had him confused as with your standard obama voter !

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  4. James A. Greenawalt says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    The chic is a uninformed lib that lived with the twice her age Sean penn a far left lib nut that thinks South American dictators are Hero’s. What a moron to listen to her.

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  5. Kenneth Duncan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Richard Simmons is pushin obamacare,. Are you going to buy that now.

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  6. Kenneth Duncan says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Her character seems honest? She is acting, MORON.

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  7. Danny Cole says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    What the heck do looks have with political knowledge.

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  8. Charlie Cardenas says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    This shows you how ignorant America is becoming. Anyone with at least half a brain would have been able to see that after 4 years Obama is doing NOTHING good for America.

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  9. Ali Ko says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Right, she’s got what it takes! My former boyfriend is currently endorsing her film directing ambition ! )

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  10. Jimmy Merle Orms says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    The most amazing thing is that this is considered news!

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  11. Tim Creasap says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    What an idiot!!!! How’s Obama treating you now, and Scarlett Johnson could care less about about who you are. Such a moron!!!!

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  12. Vivie Sophie Nelson says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    what made you think we care about someone this stupid?

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  13. John Morrow says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

    wow! that man is an idiot!

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