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White House Aide: “The Obamas, Beyoncé, and Jay-Z have a swingers club”

  • October 7, 2012
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — An aide working in the White House has come forward, on the basis of anonymity, with new claims that Barack and Michelle Obama have a “swingers club” with global music superstars Beyoncé and Jay-Z. The two couples, arguably two of the most powerful on the planet, have enjoyed a highly publicized friendship since the Grammy winners supported the President in his 2008 campaign. The singer and rapper have endorsed the Obamas to an even greater extent in his current efforts for reelection, throwing fundraisers, writing emails to potential donors, and even backing some of the First Couple’s policies. In 2011, Beyoncé rerecorded her song “Get Me Bodied” as “Move Your Body,” integrating the dance track into Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign to end childhood obesity.

The Obamas, often criticized by the right for their high-profile celebrity friendships and reliance on powerful entertainers’ endorsements and donations, have not only welcomed Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s efforts, but have reciprocated the support. Recently, President Obama told the press that he considered Beyoncé “the perfect role model” for his two daughters.

Today’s reports, however, suggest that there is more to the story than a simple, average friendship between Hollywood’s billion-dollar couple and the leaders of the free world.

“They’re fucking,” the White House aide told Newslo. “Do they enjoy each other’s company? I’m sure. Do they enjoy each other’s bodies more? Absolutely.”

The source claims that the First Lady, though otherwise faithful to her husband, has always been attracted to Jay-Z ever since the release of his first album, 1996’s “Reasonable Doubt.” “She told me, a few weeks after moving into the White House, that something about ‘Can’t Knock The Hustle’ gave her a fan-girl crush on Hove,” the source says. “And of course, what red-blooded man wouldn’t want to tap Beyoncé?” he added of the President. While he could not confirm how the spouse-swapping tryst began, the source maintains that at least once a month music’s First Couple pay a visit to America’s.

“Oh, they have fun,” he says. “A few drinks, some laughs, then Michelle and Jay adjourn to the Lincoln Bedroom. Barack and Queen B, naturally, take the Queens’ Bedroom.”

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