SANFORD, Fla. â Accused murderer George Zimmermanâcurrently on trial for the 2012 killing of teenager Trayvon Martinâis reportedly âpretty sureâ heâll be acquitted of all charges, and has begun making plans for his life after the trial. According to sources, Zimmermanâs top priority is finding gainful employment, and the former neighborhood watchman believes his âparticular talents would be very much at home on Fox News.â
âGeorge has heard about Foxâs coverage of his ordeal,â said a source close to Zimmerman who spoke on the condition of anonymity. âTheyâve been moreâletâs call it understandingâof his predicament than the rest of the media, and heâs really appreciated all their support. Once heâs acquitted of these ridiculous charges, George thinks heâd be a great addition to the Fox News team. Nothing bigâmaybe he could host a weekend show, like Mike Huckabee.â
Many observers believe that Fox Newsâs coverage of the Martin case has been biased in favor of Zimmerman, who admits to shooting the unarmed teenager but claims that he did so in self-defense. Fox News anchors and correspondents have zealously defended policies like Floridaâs âStand Your Groundâ lawâwhich according to Zimmermanâs defense team justified their clientâs actionsâand Zimmerman reportedly hopes to be a âsymbol of whatâs possible when good-hearted people are given the freedom to stand up to thugs destroying our neighborhoods.â
According to his older brother Robert, Zimmerman believes that he possesses many qualities that make him perfect for televisionâlike his âstunning good looks and impeccable postureââand that his worldview will sync up well with the one aggressively promoted by Fox News personalities. âGeorge knows better than anyone what itâs it like to be persecuted and oppressed by politically-correct minorities,â the elder Zimmerman said. âWe think heâll do nicely alongside such luminaries as Sean Hannity and Steve Doocy.â
Fox News executives are reportedly open to working with Zimmerman should he be acquitted, but a network insider granted anonymity to speak candidly told Newslo that theyâre actually rooting for his conviction. âIf Zimmermanâs found guilty, millions will tune in to watch our correspondents go ballistic with righteous indignation,â the Fox producer said. âIf he gets life in prison, forget about itâitâll be a goddamn ratings gold mine.â
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He’ll fit right in with the bigots at Faux News.
that sob should get life and get found guilty.
Zimmerman was trying to win love from his racist father and is also a self-loather, he did this to impress his bigoted father, so sad and reprehensible if this murderer gets away with killing another black kid.
âsymbol of whatâs possible when good-hearted people are given the freedom to stand up to thugs destroying our neighborhoods.â To me he is still thinking of Trayvon as a thug. He really has mental problems.
HaHa! What a match!
This is a perfect example of Poe’s Law.
What the hell?! Get out of here with this BS!!! He is a fat walking suicide waiting to happen cause can’t outrun, lie, or hide from your conscious, bastards!
HIs next JOB” Cleaning Toilets in his Prison tier!
I’m glad I don’t the new station..SMH It was probably Frank the Bigot who is leaking this information..I wont be watching Nancy Grace or Dr Drew anymore since both of these networks has Frank the Bigot on the air..
LOL! He’s too Soft for TV..
Yeah right who wants to watch the wimp……
HIS BROTHER IS A BOTTOM.
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Zimmerman Hopes to Join Fox News after Acquittal – Newslo, Knowledge is the eye of desire and can become the pilot of the soul.